The ONLY reason anyone has pretend those turd gobbling morons the Turks is because during the Cold War the effeminate peasants of Europe started paying attention to the communists (conveniently not like THOSE communists across the curtain) in their governments along with Green Party commie adjacent Luddite retards and started crying that they didn't want nukes in Europe to offset the USSR because it made them afraid that then they couldn't suck Soviet Cock behind the dumpsters. Once that shit started, with the ungrateful as fuck Eurofag governments sniveling that the US couldn't store nukes, Turkey saw its chance to be considered worth more than the vast oceans of human shit their country was made up of, and allowed the US military to have a couple of bases, including some nuke armed ones. With allies in the Middle East consisting of more goat fucking morons that would couldn't rely on to not rape random animals and explode for mysterious reasons, Turkey was at least useful for the shorter-legged aircraft.
If it wasn't for the need for Air Force bases that could paste a few shit sucking commie cities with the holy fire of nuclear weapons, nobody would give a shit about Turkey or its retarded supporters.
Fuck, we should have glassed that whole fucking region.
EDIT: To be honest, at least they sent soldiers willing to fight to Korea. I'll give them that. Maybe we should keep them as Jannisarries or some shit.
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