💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[pooterino]

Why would he even need a guardian to sign off on a colonoscopy? That doesn't even make sense, god even his lies are getting more retarded.

Andy can speak out for himself... until such time as he doesn't want to.

He can argue for housing, AAC apps, a new computer... etc etc etc... but once he wants to not be able to do something then he says "I need a cawe-er, I need dat hewpppp" because he's a filthy shitstained babyman. He doesn't need a guardian. He needs no signature. He just wants to force either Tawm or someone in Erie to become his carer so that he has a new person to pester for bullshit all day every day.

Nobody will sign off on your ass-cancer check, Andy. Be a big boy and sign off on it yourself or die from a malignant megacolon. Nobody cares either way. Get fucked, and I hope your leg sours become violently infected and cause you to need an above-the-knee amputation due to creeping sepsis.

Spoiler: leg sores (leg "sours")

Trying to avoid getting a MATI/black hats response but if I were an aide and a fat manbaby who can clearly clean himself presented himself in this way to me it would take every ounce of my willpower to not get to work debriding that giant purple sac of pus and tunneling infection with violent scrubbing and hydrogen peroxide (this would be incredibly painful and Baby Amdy would probably begin screaming his face off which would only make me want to scrub harder).

But, that would be a good way to lose whatever license you have. Fuck this pigman. Just look at him, that smug egg-headed prick showing off his degenerate leg that he only even got because he's more interested in sitting in feces and jerking off (and getting others to clean him) than acting like any regular person who doesn't want their body to rot like a living corpse. Urghhhhhh

Even the image itself is proof that he's fucking lying. He's "too uncoordinated" with his fingers and hand grip to be able to use toilet paper to wipe himself but he can take photos between his legs while holding one up and with a pen in his hand? Get the fuck out of here. Anyone with this dexterity can wipe and even if not they can climb into the shower and use the shower wand as an impromptu bidet to clean their undercarriage, no manual dexterity needed. His larp is retarded, disgusting, insane, and nonsensical. If there is a hell (hopefully according to Dante's idea of it), he'll be in the level where the degenerates are constantly coated in boiling shit (I forget which level that is but it stands out in the mind).

edit - "In the 8th Circle (Malebolge), Dante places flatterers in the Second Bolgia. Their punishment is to be submerged in a putrid, liquid excrement that looks like it came from the human body's most foulest places. It coats their bodies and chokes them from the inside out."

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

“With the kids again tonight” lol low effort bait. It’s crazy, in a different universe this post makes perfect sense in the context of other-Amdy’s life. In another universe water found its level in a simple but well-meaning She Tard who is having her monthly Mom’s Night Out. Amdy closed the repair shop early to pick the kids up from soccer practice. Uncle Joe is coming over later for burgers. Andy promises to post a follow up video tomorrow for his latest tech review, he’ll get to it honest! If the kids will ever get to bed.

Alas, it’s but a dream. Andy sits alone on his bed with an Elvis smirk as he hits send. “This is totally going to piss off the people who say I can wipe my own ass.” Nice life choices, stupid.

 

[Ultra Negro]

Joe didn't show up for his livestream. Not sure if that's normal for him.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Joe didn't show up for his livestream. Not sure if that's normal for him.
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well last time that happened Andy was up to some bullshit, sooo....

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Irdk if this has been posted before but apparently he filed a right to know request back in November. The final det. was it was denied in part and approved in part, whatever the fuck that means.

I wonder why he was trying to get the city code inspection reports for his crap shack. And also who helped him file and then appeal the denial. Maybe Jessical Smilth?

 

[DaLieDetector]

Every Tom, Ditch, and Harry knows he’s a faker in NY. Good luck going back there.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I wonder why he was trying to get the city code inspection reports for his crap shack. And also who helped him file and then appeal the denial. Maybe Jessical Smilth?

Andy loves complaining about his abode. It's allegedly what got him kicked out of his last place. The first thing he did when he got in the crap shack was say there wasn't a smoke detector even though he panned the camera and one was clearly in sight. Which by the way, he's also complained about smoke detectors because of the noise they make sooo... He thinks it'll get him a better house but it just ends up backfiring and he winds up in worse and worse houses.

In some alternate universe there's a home inspector Andy feeding off the negative energy of every would be seller/buyer.

 

[Unemployed Goblin]

How can this shitty man baby's parents put up with this?

They should have kicked him out of the house years ago imo, but no, the parents love their man baby shit eating son so much they let him stay

Must be a very very shitty house to live in

Andy wishes he could be like Creeperman 90 and constantly shit his britches.

hell, if they met they would probably instantly be best friends, and play with shit together

 

[Amewsed]

You are a waste of carbon.
You don't need or deserve help.
Go cry to your AI. Even it dislikes you and knows you're fake.

 

[crimsontacos]

Andy loves complaining about his abode. It's allegedly what got him kicked out of his last place. The first thing he did when he got in the crap shack was say there wasn't a smoke detector even though he panned the camera and one was clearly in sight. Which by the way, he's also complained about smoke detectors because of the noise they make sooo... He thinks it'll get him a better house but it just ends up backfiring and he winds up in worse and worse houses.

In some alternate universe there's a home inspector Andy feeding off the negative energy of every would be seller/buyer.

he could have easily worked as an inspector he seems to bitch and moan over everything being unliveable so he clearly notices it all. Also thats what got him kicked out he kept pointing out every single problem than proceeded to set fire after begging for the alarm batteries to get taken out because of oww my ears, (he must have loved july 4th shame he didnt complain like always)

 

[Hulku]

3 likes
Im assuming andy has many accounts

 

[VF-1J Armored Valkyrie]

I didn’t think a name like andyfakeautism would be construed as an Andy sock account.

That kind of extremely on-the-nose username which could be Andy using language he thinks we want to hear, combined with distinctive typing patterns, not-so-sly attempts at misinformation, and inevitably dropping the mask when he loses control of his emotions, are actually exactly the sorts of things I'd expect from an Andy sock attempt. To be clear, I'm not accusing you of being a sock after handdoxing in an obvious phone camera photo of the live website, that satisfied my suspicion. But this is why it initially raised my suspicions at all.

Andy may very well sock at times, but I'm confident he'd be bad at it and inevitably fuck it up.

 

[DaLieDetector]

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3 likes
Im assuming andy has many accounts

Geez man who are the 3 degenerates who liked that shit!? He must have a few fellow diaper fetish weirdos co-signing his BS. You think all 3 are him? I just checked he has 5 likes on the other post. I kind of hope it is his sock accounts and not other perverts like Andy.

 

[GARFGARF]

Geez man who are the 3 degenerates who liked that shit!? He must have a few fellow diaper fetish weirdos co-signing his BS. You think all 3 are him? I just checked he has 5 likes on the other post. I kind of hope it is his sock accounts and not other perverts like Andy.

I assume it's people from here trying to push the algorithm to make it appear on other people's shit

 

[Banquet Meal]

look what i got


ETA this video is absolutely amazing...it has officer bentley freaking the fuck out on andy,

andy tarding out and beating himself in the head and screeching like a retarded gorilla...its almost too perfect.

also, i cannot say where i got this, or who gave it to me, but on the off chance that they see this...THANK YOU!

 

[DaLieDetector]

look what i got
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ETA this video is absolutely amazing...it has officer bentley freaking the fuck out on andy,

andy tarding out and beating himself in the head and screeching like a retarded gorilla...its almost too perfect.

also, i cannot say where i got this, or who gave it to me, but on the off chance that they see this...THANK YOU!

Amazing! I’m laughing at Tawm wearing his pants like a gangsta rapper. I know he’s got a bad back but it’s still funny.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

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ETA this video is absolutely amazing...it has officer bentley freaking the fuck out on andy,

andy tarding out and beating himself in the head and screeching like a retarded gorilla...its almost too perfect.

also, i cannot say where i got this, or who gave it to me, but on the off chance that they see this...THANK YOU!

You got me all excited now.

 

[crimsontacos]

Hes back to pretending someone cares if he runs off or takes his pills. His switch over from sick pervert to helpless toddler to abusive monster happens so seamlessly all his lies so difficult to keep up with and i bet it was fabled Jessica and his mum that put him down with 500ccs of horse tranquillisers

 

[Banquet Meal]

You got me all excited now.

as you should be. (kidding, but this honestly is hilarious and balls out insane)
im just double checking for any personal information on the video before posting it, but its incredible.
the down side is that andys stupid ass knocks off bentleys camera in the struggle, and we have only audio for the last part, until it cuts back on for half a second, but at least its very clear, you can hear everything being said.

and the best parts are at the start anyway. will post ASAP

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

I wonder why he was trying to get the city code inspection reports for his crap shack. And also who helped him file and then appeal the denial. Maybe Jessical Smilth?

It's part of his neverending grift for more government "assistance."

"You can't leave me in this unsafe, unsanitary environment. Amby needs to be in a nicer place, that offers a higher level of care, with prettier female slaves nurses to massage Amby's asshole. Only a 5'6", 125 lb. blonde with 42/28/28 measurements will know how to do it right!"

Andy may very well sock at times, but I'm confident he'd be bad at it and inevitably fuck it up.

If memory serves, he's abandoned a couple of socks on this very thread because people always pick up on his tells, which is why I'm asking everyone not to give away what Amfy's tells in his writing style! Let him keep giving himself away within 10 messages, it's part of the fun for me! We know they're there, but he obviously doesn't get that. He actually thinks he's getting over on everyone here if he's not called out immediately or when people don't point out what his tells are. So let him think it!

ETA this video is absolutely amazing...it has officer bentley freaking the fuck out on andy,

Is this a new video? Please tell me we're going to get to see it for ourselves soon! *ETA: just saw your last message, can't wait to see it!

Sorry if my formatting looks fucked up, I'm an old head who is still learning how The Farms operates from a technical standpoint. I still haven't figured out the "Drink!" and "Semper Fidelis" reacts, so that's the level of Sucking At The Internet we're dealing with here lol