💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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2) What's something people complain about today that people will laugh at 50 years from now? 6:35
Jack: Woke shit. Face masks were/are woke apparently. I kind of know what Jack is hinting at (it's stupid I'm sure) but I'm not gonna do his homework for him. C'mon Jackie, articulate your answers!

And yet Fatty is the retard with all of his coughing ad hacking that should be wearing a mask in public.

The fact that CHORLS can't even get it through to Fatty that wearing a fucking mask when you're sick isn't woke, doing it out of paranoia is retarded but jfc.

5) What's something people pretend to enjoy because they're supposed to? 26:45
Jack: Being woke. Forgets the question. Changes answer to eating snails.
27:30 sus-ass statement there, Charles.
Suck: Drinking. Because people have to chase liquor with soda, sugary shit, etc. Compares it to eating vegetables. What's with the Scalfanis and vegetables?

Jesus christ "WOLK". And then goes on to bitch about snails? CHORLS mentioned sucking in Fatty's toes... Fatty mentions eating dogshit for some reason.
And then drinking? Sure... ok... Chorls kinda has a point. But then Fatty hates beer? Then why did Fatty brew beer?
Here he brought a guest on to talk about brewing beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C9bl3fGLYQ

Here he makes a video with Jr about brewing beer to the point of pretending he got a sponsor and the shit taking up the entire fucking kitchen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wWUdD10KFM

But we're supposed to believe Fatty hates beer?
"If I had a time machine went back to when someone was 10, gave them a beer and had them drink it" ffs Chorls, people's tastes change over time as they mature. Also... surprise, but some times people enjoy drinking without having to get shitfaced. "If vegetables taste so great why do we have to put shit on it" we don't? There's plenty of vegetables that taste just fine with the same salt and pepper you'd put on a steak. Complains about butter and cheese... Fatty does that with meat! He spent a year shoveling BUDDHUR into his mouth while eating chuck roast because he got caught eating mashed potatoes at a steakhouse on his own camera. Talking about drinking sugary drinks with booze? Sure, if you're drinking shit booze and want to cover it up. Get a quality tequila, whiskey, rum, etc. and you don't need to mix it with a coke. How the fuck does a grown man in his 50s not understand this? Chorls has the same stunted development that Fatty does. And again, you can extend the sweetener argument to 90% of Fatty's caloric intake that doesn't involve alcohol. Sweeteners are so bad, then why did Fatty go through a pound of sugar alcohol a week for a solid 2 years squawking about "munkfroot"? And Fatty saying he hates alcohol and it burns his guts out? Then why was he going through a bottle of jack daniels(other than having jack in the name) a week before his last stroke?

These guys sound like retarded drunk 14 year olds trying to be philosophical.

 

[BlastMonk]

He has no idea why letting slip that he doesn't dare get a male dog because it gives him bad thoughts he doesn't want is such a massively profound and telling admission. Straight dudes don't even let that cross their minds, ever.

That is so fucked and strange. Have you got the link to him saying that?

 

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That is so fucked and strange. Have you got the link to him saying that?

💼 Careercow Opublikuj w wątku „Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak"

30 Cze 2021

looking for a couple videos. one of them was when he made some english dish and it came out completely burned (i know, real specific, but these things were completely incinerated like someone put hockey pucks under a broiler). other one was where he was talking about getting beagles and said he wanted girls because having male dogs would look gay. cheers

The dog video is here: https://youtu.be/NAnyCIkkqMo?t=2425

He says: "We prefer female dogs so we can pet their belly and not have to worry".

This is the weirdest reason to prefer a female dog over a male dog. Worry about...

• roo farmer

Reakcje: x 22 x 8 x 2 x 5 x 2

And yes, it is completely fucked and strange for anyone to say that. Just like that trend of retards biting hotdogs in the middle because eating a hotdog like a normal person is "gay". If you can't do basic shit without thinking about cock, you've got serious problems.

edit: Here's the clip since it didn't look like it was archived.

0:20

 

[BlastMonk]

💼 Careercow Opublikuj w wątku „Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak"

30 Cze 2021

looking for a couple videos. one of them was when he made some english dish and it came out completely burned (i know, real specific, but these things were completely incinerated like someone put hockey pucks under a broiler). other one was where he was talking about getting beagles and said he wanted girls because having male dogs would look gay. cheers

The dog video is here: https://youtu.be/NAnyCIkkqMo?t=2425

He says: "We prefer female dogs so we can pet their belly and not have to worry".

This is the weirdest reason to prefer a female dog over a male dog. Worry about...

• roo farmer

Reakcje: x 22 x 8 x 2 x 5 x 2

Shocking how much more alive and healthy he sounded just five years ago when he was still a deathfat wendigo. He's aged 30 years or more since this

 

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Shocking how much more alive and healthy he sounded just five years ago when he was still a deathfat wendigo. He's aged 30 years or more since this

For a normal person yes, but he's still a deathfat wendigo. He just can't go bother the general public on his own anymore. The man always was, and always will be a miserable asshole. Even aside from the dog dick thing, the time he tried to get a dog to cross an underground fence wire while it had a shock collar on just because he thought it would be funny to see the dog get shocked when he was a grown ass man at almost 50, is proof enough that he is a genuine piece of shit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's pretty funny how the only openly gay brother is the one with any emotional maturity

He's also the least gay of them

 

[AnOminous]

Look at this and tell me there's a God.

I'd still rather eat this abomination than anything Jagoff made. And by abomination I mean the eels. Pie and mash is actually pretty good.

When the unofficial national dish of England is Tikka Masala you know something got a little skewed along the way.

The first thing I ever ate in England was a sausage from a stand that gave me the shits for three solid days. Even worse, what the fuck is with using wax paper for toilet paper? Whose idea was that? I hope they stopped doing that because it was god fucking awful.

But I also had naan bread the first time in Swansea, Wales, straight from a tandoor oven. Piping hot, charred, absolutely delicious. Mind officially blown.

Also Tikka Masala of the current sort was pretty much invented for British tastes, specifically the love of gravy.

He's also the least gay of them

It's funny how the only Scalfani sibling who isn't an utter faggot is the actual gay one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Eh? Whitey-brand nations have long adopted the ways of spicy neighbors, and the US is no exception.

It's the fact that it's been named the unofficial national dish that was the point.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

This is the most boomer answer possible. How many paper checks you or Money Mommy writing these days, you stunted faggot? I know you've probably wrote ZERO in your life, excepting possibly an apartment deposit in 1991 (that you lost for being a gigantic slob). Every expense a person has is now electronic and can show up within minutes in your bank register if not instantly, balancing a checkbook is to account for the drift period back when debits took days instead of milliseconds. But remember, this guy has nothing but sage advice.

Both of their answers show how frozen in time their brains are, it's like time hasn't moved for them since like, the year 2000 or something. The escargot answer in particular seems so dated too. I remember like 30 years ago that was a big "ew gross" trope in media, like, "oh can you believe French people eat SNAILS?", because back then even sushi or fried calamari were like "new dodgy foods" to most Americans. The global palette has expanded so much since then to the point most people have had something similar to escargot, like scungili or calamari, and it just makes him sound so stuck in the past to give "eating snails" as his answer.

 

[the khat quaffer]

When the unofficial national dish of England is Tikka Masala you know something got a little skewed along the way.

It's the fact that it's been named the unofficial national dish that was the point.

Again with the rape of the culture.

He's also the least gay of them

I was gonna post a link to his grindr picture, but then I thought, "nah, Jack's still gayer."

Jim doesn't worry he'll end up accidentally playing red rocket with a dog.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Both of their answers show how frozen in time their brains are, it's like time hasn't moved for them since like, the year 2000 or something. The escargot answer in particular seems so dated too. I remember like 30 years ago that was a big "ew gross" trope in media, like, "oh can you believe French people eat SNAILS?", because back then even sushi or fried calamari were like "new dodgy foods" to most Americans. The global palette has expanded so much since then to the point most people have had something similar to escargot, like scungili or calamari, and it just makes him sound so stuck in the past to give "eating snails" as his answer.

I'll be the first to admit that I like snails but only due to the load of garlic butter they're served with.

But yeah, back in the 1980's sushi was considered weird, gross and something that only the brave tried but it's so mainstream now you can pick it up at gas stations.

Times and tastes change.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I was gonna post a link to his grindr picture, but then I thought, "nah, Jack's still gayer."

Jim doesn't worry he'll end up accidentally playing red rocket with a dog.

Jack and Charles are way gayer than Jim. Jim is only tolerable one of the three, the least retarded and also the least homosexual of them somehow even though he's openly gay and has a grindr profile

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack and Charles are way gayer than Jim. Jim is only tolerable one of the three, the least retarded and also the least homosexual of them somehow even though he's openly gay and has a grindr profile

"I might be gargling three homeless dudes in the park but I'm still straighter than my brother Jack"

Jim is still pretty boring. Watching him stare slack-jawed at live chat while Jack is chimping out about getting called a boomer or trolls getting raped as babies is kinda weird.

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

If Jag's blood type is gravy, than Chawls' is ivermectin and colloidal silver.

 

[semitooth]

Spoiler: archive: "GROCERY VS FAST FOOD, MCDONALD'S, VALUE BATTLES - FOOD NEWS"

2:52

 

[myhairisonfire]

Watching him stare slack-jawed at live chat while Jack is chimping out about getting called a boomer or trolls getting raped as babies is kinda weird.

Middle child syndrome. He is unable to fight back against Charles because he's older, bigger, and also an asshole. He is unable to placate whiny baby-bro because he's mommy's special little boy and gets whatever he wants.

Stuck in the middle and helpless. No wonder he had to go through years of therapy to deal with his upbringing.

 

[p1138]

It's funny how the only Scalfani sibling who isn't an utter faggot is the actual gay one.

I don't know, the sister at least seems to have had the sense to avoid Fatty again after finally meeting him, and certainly didn't seem to give a shit about him or his camera. She could be some insane lesbian, but I doubt it.

Both of their answers show how frozen in time their brains are, it's like time hasn't moved for them since like, the year 2000 or something. The escargot answer in particular seems so dated too. I remember like 30 years ago that was a big "ew gross" trope in media, like, "oh can you believe French people eat SNAILS?", because back then even sushi or fried calamari were like "new dodgy foods" to most Americans. The global palette has expanded so much since then to the point most people have had something similar to escargot, like scungili or calamari, and it just makes him sound so stuck in the past to give "eating snails" as his answer.

Because they haven't. Although 2000 is being generous. I'd say more like the early 90s. It gets even dumber when you consider they grew up in southern California, and not in some bullshit place in the middle of nowhere like San Luis Obispo, Bakersfield, etc. Fatty was surrounded by a variety if restaurants until he moved to Tennessee, but because he has the culinary tastes of a toddler who still prefers dino nuggies, and Chawls is still a brat that won't eat his vegetables, it's clear that even as adults in the 90s and 2000s they never tried any of the variety of shit that was available to them. Fatty cries that he's not a boomer, but he still acts like a 40 year old in the 80s thinking basic americanized chinese food is "exotic".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kn652vBJROE

"people don't care about customer service" Holy shit, right out of the gate with a crap take, especially considering it was a customer service survey. Also, Fatty who cannot grasp the concept of a sandwich seems to have no recent experience with jersey mike's to even have an anecdote about what their pricing might even be, because he couldn't look that up. "that's all people care about" No dumbshit, people care about customer service and that's why Popeye's chicken has the shit service reputation it does.

"grocery stores are liderully becoming competitors with fast food" talking about KFC not being as good as supermarket fried chicken. This has been a thing for a fucking decade.

He's glad mcdonalds is doing well but has to tell people to stop paying $11 for the big arch? They discontinued that shit like 2 months ago. And again, he praises chili's. Gee Fatty, maybe mcdonalds dropped the big arch because it wasn't competitive and it was just a limited offer to get people into the store like plenty of other temporary items on the menu?

"value menus are happening all over be looking for that" shows an image of the taco bell $3 menu they've had for years now. The entire complaint people had ages ago was that the $1 menu became the $3 menu and now at some places the under $5 menu. Again, this isn't news or even shit from this year.

He had LIDERULLY no "news" in his entire fucking news segment. Just bitching about shit that's been the same for a while, a shit take about customer service, and complaining about a burger that you can't even order anymore just to prop up Chili's and their $10.99 thing that he's so obsessed with.

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

"value menus are happening all over be looking for that" shows an image of the taco bell $3 menu they've had for years now. The entire complaint people had ages ago was that the $1 menu became the $3 menu and now at some places the under $5 menu. Again, this isn't news or even shit from this year.

His retarded argument also doesn't address the fact that burger 'n fries fast food places are taking a beating now, because they are neither cheap nor fast.

They're not only more expensive than ever, even adjusted for inflation, but all the "deals" are locked behind apps. A not insignificant segment of the population isn't going to tell Burger King their credit score and allow the app to text their family just to get a dollar off a Whopper Jr. combo on Tuesdays between 2 and 4pm at participating locations only. *Not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, New York City, malls, or airports.

McDonald's isn't encouraging repeat visits by putting a sheet of coupons on your tray liner, or in your takeout bag anymore. Now you have to use the app. On the service side, what was once a courtesy is now a chore.

It's also not even fast, because they prioritize delivery app orders. Your food is dying on the pass while smelly, loud Jeets and Abdools stuff mixed up orders into too small bags which they hit you with on the way out. The place is understaffed, apps and self-order kiosks let the already understaffed kitchen get slammed with too many orders to handle at the same time. You now stand in the crowd while the worker with the quietest voice and thickest accent mumbles numbers, facing the opposite direction.

It's neither cheap, nor fast, nor even convenient.

 

[p1138]

His retarded argument also doesn't address the fact that burger 'n fries fast food places are taking a beating now, because they are neither cheap nor fast.

His complaints about the customer service thing don't hold up either, because he's bitched about the AI drive thru and kiosks and shit before. The man has no consistency on anything other than shoveling food into his face.

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kn652vBJROE

People like Jack who are utterly obnoxious and insufferable in fast food/restaurants are going to get neutral at best customer service so it makes sense he doesn't care about customer service. I know the fat fuck has been to an In N Out so I know he's seen the workers there - I went there yesterday with some friends and the customer service those kids (yes,kids, teenagers!!) give is outstanding. Always has been. Chik-fil-A, same deal. People DO notice great customer service. If Jackie goes to good sit-downs, Iwouldn't know, cause most of his sit downs are either chili's-tier/hole-in-the-walls, or painfully awkward treks to halfway decent places with unwilling participants (Jim, the kids, that big gal that Tammy's friends with) and he's filming everything like a toddler half the time anyways. If you film someone with your stupid phone you are going to get stiff, robotic service every time. It's like when the health inspector shows up or the district manager is in town.

So I think it possible he hasn't gotten good service in years if ever.

I'm being pedantic here by saying his argument can be extended to say that if value is all he cares about just park his fat ass in front of a dumpster and cut him loose. Lots of good deals there! (pssst: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of free cheese.)

I'm not surprised Jacko is happy about WacArnold's. He can get his 100-pc chicken nuggies for a dollar appetizer followed up with a triple double bypass burger and a free small salad with his Zipper Club(tm) membership. Fat stupid bald gurgling triplegic faggot

Now you have to use the app.

Everyone says menus having pictures is considered "trashy"; what are the odds in the near future a restaurant having an app will be considered "trashy" too? Will people ever figure out just how valuable your phone's data is in companies' hands?