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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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It's been theorized by guntologists that the gunt secretes its own UV protectorant. It's large surface area combined with Ethan's current level of poverty makes it unlikely he's able to afford enough sunscreen to cover it. Although, he hasn't been seen outside by the light of day in quite some time. I guess he could have been saving up his pesos long enough to afford enough bottles for a beech excursion.
It’s true. Before the modern age, pig fat was widely used to protect objects from the elements.
 
You heard it hear first, folks. Ralph, the professional sportsball analyst declares the pro athletes in peak physical condition who run around a field for 90+ minutes for most of the year will be as slow and sluggish and he is at higher than normal altitudes.
To be fair, a xannied out, drunk clock is correct twice a day.

The English have a proud tradition of failing at the world cup and the altitude of Mexico City is definitely a home advantage to the Mexican side.

I'm not gonna lie, part of me is a tiny bit jealous of Ralph because I would enjoy watching that game in Mexico with locals.

But I also speak Spanish so I would enjoy discussing the match with locals.
 
To be fair, a xannied out, drunk clock is correct twice a day.

The English have a proud tradition of failing at the world cup and the altitude of Mexico City is definitely a home advantage to the Mexican side.

I'm not gonna lie, part of me is a tiny bit jealous of Ralph because I would enjoy watching that game in Mexico with locals.

But I also speak Spanish so I would enjoy discussing the match with locals.
Athletic training is so advanced these days that I don't think "at altitude" is much of an advantage anymore. They have tents and masks and who knows what else to help them train for it, and apparently are being allowed to use cialis for this match?

Also if you're in the US it's just as easy to watch the game with Mexicans as it is in Mexico.
 
Athletic training is so advanced these days that I don't think "at altitude" is much of an advantage anymore. They have tents and masks and who knows what else to help them train for it, and apparently are being allowed to use cialis for this match?

Also if you're in the US it's just as easy to watch the game with Mexicans as it is in Mexico.
I always thought it was weird the NFL keeps trying to get over in Europe. Like if I owned the Jags, I would try to move them to Mexico City. Change the mascot from the goofy Jaguar costume to a buff as fuck dude wearing a Jaguar pelt and having simulated Aztec human sacrifices at halftime.
 
I always thought it was weird the NFL keeps trying to get over in Europe. Like if I owned the Jags, I would try to move them to Mexico City. Change the mascot from the goofy Jaguar costume to a buff as fuck dude wearing a Jaguar pelt and having simulated Aztec human sacrifices at halftime.
They're doing it all over the world now. The push to Central and South America has been going on for years with Mexico and Brazil be the two main countries.The Jags are the UK's team because the owner also owns a London football club and wants it that way.

The reason why they're pushing Europe so hard is because there used to be the Euro football league and the sport has a small but growing fanbase in some countries like Germany. The high number of US service members stationed in Europe, particularly Germany, helped stimulate interest in NFL football during the Cold War and beyond.
 
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“ah it’s though now anyway”
and he “will just proceed back to my hotel”
where he will stay the rest of the night, drinking mezcal.
What a stunning vacation trip. Jim must be so OWNED.
 
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Hey you turncoat, bandwagon jumping faggot you're not allowed to root for the country Ronnie gave you (and that you could not cut the muster in) because you hate it, remember faggot? How does that make you feel, bitch? Running around Mexico yelling "fuck the English," (honestly you did them a solid, you have the Sadim touch which is another reason why you're not allowed to root for the USA). Fuck America? Fuck you, bitch.
 
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