🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TbkvPDRTJ6kHe apologized to Bec!
He's still simping for his ex!
He's still coping about his last relationship!
Bec stole the patch!
WHOOOOOOOA BUDDY!
Archive of his apology, persons:
"public apology to bec":

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sF1ajNDenFIAnyways time for some firesales and figure it out.
He said he would restart his stream in 720p, rather than 1080p. That was five hours ago, Brian, where are our firesales, ayo.
 
Blade is live on Kick tonight
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I haven't seen any Jager yet.
 
If I had his number I would give him a call. That would be way too funny.
He's currently debating which ex to call.

E: How it ended after a final shot:
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Phantom pain
Bec’s a squirter, though.

Blade’s words, not mine. Lit Romney wants another squirter to squirt a little bit for him.
I wonder if Blade's foot stump ever squirts, I wonder if he has any phantom pain down there

Is the betus making him lose weight? He's obviously still a disgusting blob, but he looks like slightly less of one.
I don't know about the 'beets, but alcoholics have a tendency of losing weight because they simply don't eat. The first reason they don't eat,which I think applies to Blade, is that they drink to the point of blacking out and forget to eat. The second reason is their body's caloric needs are met by the alcohol so they don't have a metabolic need to eat. They might eat something fierce when they come to, but when you're late-stage alcy your next meal is more liquor & soda.

Very late stage alcoholics will binge for days and wind up with serious stomach/GI issues that last for a few days to where they cannot consume any liquids or solid food without throwing up, compounding the not-eating thing.
 
Phantom pain

I wonder if Blade's foot stump ever squirts, I wonder if he has any phantom pain down there
I'm not an expert on gangrene but I'd imagine the infection hitting an artery would make the stump squirt a little bit.
mustardnigger

Randomly saying "watermelonigger" at the end of his last stream made me giggle at least.
Lit Romney is quite the wordsmith when it comes to the gamer word. His drunken Tourette's makes him slap it on the end of so many random statements he shouts.

"RANCH, NIGGER!"
CHEVRON NIGGER! BYE!"
"You're weird, bitch. Quenchy. Quenchy weird nigger bitch."
"Is that whore Hillary Duff nigger bitch still here?"
"Scram, you scrumdiddlyumptious nigger bitch. Get me some kitkats."
"You're all faggots, NIGGER!" ends stream
 
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