Help User Chudius Maximus find an Asian Girlfriend (or any for that matter) - Guys im 100 percent serious I really really really like asian girls and I would like to date one. Ill eat your shit ill suck your dick i just want to date asian girls help me im in tremendous pain help me hel me help me. /s

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Chudius Maximus

Chudius Maximus

"The little slaves want to be brave" - Broly LSSJ
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I would like to clarify that I am 110 percent serious with this post. Im almost 19 and have never had a girlfriend, though I have come close a couple times. Im 5'9 or 10 and 190 with an average sized penis (I think) I got to the gym 4 days a week Upper/Lower Split and have been for a year and two months. Im mexican but look asian, have wavy curly hair with blond highlights and wear a lot of band tees with jeans or cargo pants. I feel im average but still Im still really really really super duper scared of talking to girls, especially asian girls because I think they are the cutest. There are not a whole lot of them where I live, but there are a few including one at a restruant i frequent. I really like her but everytime she comes by my table im too scared to even say anything outside of yes or no when she asks if i want a refill. Guys fr i can barely maintain eye contact its really bad, like embarassing. I need some advice on how to talk to her, or just women in general. I would like to once again clarify that im not joking this is a serious problem I have, and it makes me sad so i just end up jerking off to Japanese gravure models to cope. I really like Ai Yamada and Shinonome Umi and i wish they were real because theyre super pretty and seem nice but when i realize there not real i get sad and jerk off again. I do not have autism or any type of mental disorder. I am a functioning member of society im just shy and bad at talking and i need advice. Guys im not joking im serious this is an issue help.
Edit: I also like Anri Okita but only her solo stuff i hate seeing other guys wretched dicks when im trying to jerk it
 
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Chudius Maximus powiedział(a):
Im mexican but look asian, have wavy curly hair with blond highlights and wear a lot of band tees with jeans or cargo pants.
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The physiognomy thing, you can't help. Some women are into that so don't worry about it,

Dying your hair makes you look insecure so drop it. (Yes women do it too but most women don't want men who act like women).
Chudius Maximus powiedział(a):
I really like Ai Yamada and Shinonome Umi and i wish they were real because theyre super pretty and seem nice but when i realize there not real i get sad and jerk off again. I do not have autism or any type of mental disorder.
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Uhhh ok.... Drop the porn, women can subconsciously sense coomers even if they don't consciously know what they are sensing and it turns them off. Some women actually like autists if they are confident and aren't coomers.

You don't need to be Arnold Schwarzenegger at his peak physique to attract women, but being fit helps a lot, besides the improvement in appearance it will make you act more confident.

I guarantee the worst dudes you know never had a problem with getting women, I am NOT saying to be a drug dealer or gangbanger or a "player", just saying that confidence goes a lot farther than you think.

I know I sound like a 4chan self-help boomer, but literally just don't be a coomer, be confident, and dress properly (optional) and that will get you a long way.
 
Chudius Maximus powiedział(a):
im just shy and bad at talking and i need advice.
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Unironically get wasted with friends and embarass yourself while under influence. Do this a few times and you realize that nobody cares all that much and you can just have fun and talk to people without anxiety.

Chudius Maximus powiedział(a):
Im almost 19 and have never had a girlfriend
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Dude, in this day and age you would be lucky if you did lmao. I first cuddled with a girl at 20yo, seks a few years later. I know this might not be what you want to hear, but being a virgin or not having a gf at this point in life is completely normal. You're not failing as a man, you're fine. Chill out. Coincidentally after you chill out you will notice that girls are suddenly much more inclined to talk to you even romantically.
 
gunner shepardson powiedział(a):
Move to SFO and become a techbro and pretend to be White, you can get some chopped ahh "ABG" Asian foid easily
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Okay if you feel this is too much work you can just go into a massage parlor and just keep giving money to one of the girls there until she's willing to go on dates with you. Yeah she'll have a body count in the mid triple digits, a dozen STDs and might be trafficked but it's an option
 
If you want real advice go ask chatGPT, it sounds stupid, but treat it as a the rapist, ask him: "I feel im average but still Im still really really really super duper scared of talking to girls, especially asian girls because I think they are the cutest" and it will ask you why, then you will respond and the conversation will keep going, maybe it will help with looking within and finding out what the issue is.

If you want real advice, just think about how it doesn't matter if she rejects you, all that happened is that a girl you didn't know will continue being a stranger, and she will respect that at least you tried, you will be bad at first but over time you will level up your rizz and be more comfortable asking. It's like saying "I'm afraid of talking in front of a crowd", just do it a lot, eventually you won't feel nerves.
 
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