Porn and Porncows

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I'm here because I want to be notified when/if (let's face it, when) Velicity Von is found dead in a ditch in Clearwater, Florida.

Is this not a gossip forum?

It is indeed a gossip forum, so what's going on with her? Fat and methed out?

 

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I am really surprised that F95 and for a time Kemono.party get to openly flout privacy protections with pirated porn from Patreon & Pixiv. It’s stealing from anonymous weirdos mostly, but I’m surprised those artist aggregate sites didn’t smash their operation wide open with (presumably) their FU die lawfare money

you may be surprised to learn that pimps are not always concerned with they hos losing money if it acts like free publicity for the whole stable

 

[pro drivor]

does this shit count

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_(book)#

Spoiler: heinous things from that book, dont open if u just ate something

such a wholesome family friendly fun having pop star
spoilered photos above are from https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/zara-removes-suggestive-photoshoot-featuring-a-child-model/. did you really think i read this steaming turd passed off as art? lmao. even the mainstream porn industry doesn't put this much effort into passing off degeneracy as clean.

 

[moocow]

does this shit count

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_(book)#

Spoiler: heinous things from that book, dont open if u just ate something

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such a wholesome family friendly fun having pop star
spoilered photos above are from https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/zara-removes-suggestive-photoshoot-featuring-a-child-model/. did you really think i read this steaming turd passed off as art? lmao. even the mainstream porn industry doesn't put this much effort into passing off degeneracy as clean.

I don't think anyone ever actually took Madonna seriously in any capacity in the "high art" world. People only circulated that book because they wanted to see her tits. Pop music was her only "forte", given her decent singing voice, but her only real distinguishing factor in the early pop music days was her willingness to do nudity (in that shitty book, in a trashy B-movie that I suspect Willem Defoe would rather forget, etc.). Miley Cyrus took up that mantle to a similar "not nearly as hot as we hoped" response in recent times. Nobody really cared.

And as a side note, I think that's why (((they))) destroyed Britney Spears' personal life as hard as they did -- as hyper-sexualized as they made her act, she never (to my knowledge) did any intentional nudity of any kind, despite what had to be endless, unrelentingly intense pressure to do so once she turned 18, and that probably angered them (pop stars that take their tits out tend to get another "hit album" before they go stale for good, and her refusal probably cost them a hundred million).

As with everything else Madonna tried to muscle into outside pop music, she half-assed it in the "Sex" book. Bitch didn't even bother to shave (anywhere -- pits, junk, nothing). And I don't believe for a moment any of the stupid edgy shit that goes along with the images, much less that she wrote any of it. It's as "authentic" as all those letters to Penthouse Forum were.

 

[74164978231]

"He was a virgin"

"He gave me crabs"

What in the fuck? Why would a virgin have crabs?

 

[moocow]

What in the fuck? Why would a virgin have crabs?

Enthusiastic efforts at very-authentic practice before the main event?

This is also another indicator of the text's Penthouse Forum-like authenticity.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

"He was a virgin"

"He gave me crabs"

What in the fuck? Why would a virgin have crabs?

Different kind of crabs.

 

[Big Nasty]

Pop music was her only "forte", given her decent singing voice, but her only real distinguishing factor in the early pop music days was her willingness to do nudity

Madonna was doing nude shoots long before she had any music career to speak of.

 

[The_Cowcel]

Was it ever thought of as hip or cool? For zoomers today porn isn't even viewed as sexy anymore, just a necessary evil because everyone is addicted to it. It's honestly probable that for the majority of zoomers, and now gen alpha, their first exposure to anything sexual in nature was from hardcore pornography. Because of that, among zoomers, it seems like anything sexual is forced to be masturbatory which is why sex scenes in movies are gone now. Why think about sex or sexiness if you can't masturbate to it like the porn you've learned from? Bringing up sexual things will get you called a gooner because of how widespread that mindset is; if it's sexual you have to masturbate. For zoomers it's unfortunately difficult to imagine how things could be otherwise, even though looking at how popular culture (even the sleazy aspects) used to be it doesn't seem like it was always this way yet not being around to experience that leads to heavy doubts

There is also the element of sex and romance being inherently unrelatable to sex starved men of the current generation. Any time I find out a man has had sex or a relationship I instantly become less sympathetic to his plight because that alone means he has achieved a greater level of success in his life than I could ever hope to. It's like expecting a homeless man to empathize with the suffering of a billionaire.

 

[Waffle Iron]

There's a maddona lolcow thread in BP. She's quite pathetic. She's still trying to sell herself as sexy and dangerous as a 60+ woman.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

There is also the element of sex and romance being inherently unrelatable to sex starved men of the current generation. Any time I find out a man has had sex or a relationship I instantly become less sympathetic to his plight because that alone means he has achieved a greater level of success in his life than I could ever hope to. It's like expecting a homeless man to empathize with the suffering of a billionaire.

Thank you for your service

 

[The Hardest R]

Kinda like what you're both doing ...

Yep. Nobody here is impressed that you pretend to not to watch porn.

 

[moocow]

Yep. Nobody here is impressed that you pretend to not to watch porn.

Oh no, lad, we saintly observers consume not the tainted images, lest we become the very monsters we ... blah blah blah.

lol shut the fuck up dude, it's just porn. Nobody's impressed with your mockery of strangers on the internet for your estimation of what they watch. Who gives a fuck? You're posting here, so you're just as "tainted" as everyone else, which is to say "not at all."

 

[The Hardest R]

Oh no, lad, we saintly observers consume not the tainted images, lest we become the very monsters we ... blah blah blah.

lol shut the fuck up dude, it's just porn. Nobody's impressed with your mockery of strangers on the internet for your estimation of what they watch. Who gives a fuck? You're posting here, so you're just as "tainted" as everyone else, which is to say "not at all."

You got the exact opposite interpretation of what I was saying, you stupid fuck

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I just realized something really funny.

In a lot of amateur porn series like MOMPOV, EXCOGI and that sort of thing, they ask everyone about their first time, age, how it happened, who was the guy etc.

They tend not to ask black women anymore because they had to cut the answers out on a bunch of them. LOL

That is what soured me on Rocco's shit way back when, him asking his girls how old they were when they first masturbated and shit veered to close into pedo-adjacent territory for my taste. Rocco is a nutjob in the first place.

your dick shrink

I don't know a single dude who didn't get freaked the fuck out the first time they had amphetamine/stimulants dick. I know i thought it'll never get back to normal

When does a porn star go from being a teen to a milf?
There are 27 year old teen porn stars and 23 year old milf porn stars

Depends on how fat and spent the ho looks.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Whats up with porn whore getting horror breast augmentantation with that ugly scar under their poor girls. Cant they save and go for the top class surgeons or something?
Also i passed on some instagram reel about some whore who got gangbanged by niggers on her wedding dress and the husband is always some slimy car salesman looking loser who totally is an alpha guyyyys he just CHOOSES to let his whore of a wife get fucked by other people. Also damn those are some rough looking 38 years old