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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
Patrick has threatened to kill his wife before and was arrested for it, despite him denying it ever happening. If he gets made a prime suspect because of this element of his past catching up to him then we'll be neck deep in milk for months. His local police department might find it a challenge to be unbiased due to the recent lawsuit
That’s part of why I suspect it would be a
”Barbgate” moment for Patrick.
For the hypothetical sake of argument, should Niki be on the balcony if it were to collapse which results in her death, any two bit ambulance chaser Patrick could contact would and could make a plausible claim that a police investigation with any hint of suspicion on Patrick is harassment following this lawsuit.
Now I am no fancy big city lawyer, though it seems that a person dying is going to change the scope of leave this vexatious person alone when it’s some pedantry and argumentative waste of admin time over permits current policy to this is serious and responsibility needs to be clear.
So this would be dragged out, with all sorts of ”No child, that did not occur”.
For instance, I am guessing in such a situation a swift action on the police part would be to preserve the former balcony so that forensics and other crime scene investigators can assess whether it was deliberate tampering, an ”act of god” or shoddy workmanship.
Patrick’s immediate response would be of course that it has to be an act of stalker but he sure as shit would be doing everything he could to keep investigator children from cyberstalking and planting evidence on behalf of the criminal conspirators.
How much time and legal leeway would Patrick have to prevent the police cordoning shit off?
Would he have to scurry straight up to the balcony as soon as he sees her body to attempt to alter things so it doesn’t indicate shit workmanship before the emergency services arrive, or does he have any ability to refuse entry and insist they return with a warrant? (I am guessing in such a situation, there is a clear case of reasonable suspicion, observed evidence, or whatever it’s called when a copper sees something that clearly is relevant to the incident.)
I am guessing too that he would likely wind up arrested at the scene, especially if any of the coppers who had been there before attend.
He wouldn’t be able to keep calm, obviously understandable as his wife has just died horribly, but also it is Patrick and no way he wouldn’t jump to a conclusion that these coppers showed up to specifically fuck with him.
And as pointed out, he has an arrest record for threatening to kill his ex wife, unborn child and the ex wife’s lover.
Granted he wasn’t charged, but the MPD definitely know about this.
It would be OJ Simpson trial level attempts to get evidence suppressed, declared inadmissible, and any legal shenanigans Pat and his lawyers can scrabble together.
Plus all the while he would be trying to sue the city for not making him get the permits or mentally gymnasticing that they are liable in any way.
For the hypothetical sake of argument, should Niki be on the balcony if it were to collapse which results in her death, any two bit ambulance chaser Patrick could contact would and could make a plausible claim that a police investigation with any hint of suspicion on Patrick is harassment following this lawsuit.
I wonder if at some point this happens and Patrick learns of it if he'll wish something else fucking horrifying on his daughter as if it's some sort of blessing?
"I hope my daughter inherits my ample bosom and lack of gag reflex."
What do you think will take longer, stalker? Getting that fat, that gay, and that retarded, or getting your hands on the anchor chain that could support your weight if you're near enough to his mass that you could comfortably compare yourself?
You for sure died doing this. Like, super dead. X's for eyes, child. Enjoy prison.
None once police have arrived, unless he wanted to catch an obstruction charge. If there's an active crime scene for a suspected homicide the area would immediately be secured and anyone trying to get in would be escorted out until the investigators have had a chance to go over it.
Any attempts at tampering with a crime scene after the fact would be the height of idiocy from Patty and I'd be willing to wager even he is smart enough to know that.
This sort of thing is pretty common with suicide victims and auto-erotic asphyxiation victims when they're discovered by loved ones as the situation they're in is embarrassing or emotionally devastating to them. Police generally are pretty quick to spot details being tampered with at a crime scene, whether they're from distraught folks moving a body and/or dressing it to someone trying to deliberately stage a homicide as a suicide (eg, putting gun in victim's hand, but there's no GSR on the hand and no stippling at the impact point.)
It would be OJ Simpson trial level attempts to get evidence suppressed, declared inadmissible, and any legal shenanigans Pat and his lawyers can scrabble together.
Let's be real. Patty is completely dependent on his mother in law and if there is even a hint that he had anything to do with her death in this hypothetical situation, the purse strings would be cut off. I can't imagine Patty is particularly well liked by Nikki's extended family given that his own family seems to find him abhorrent (see the Christmas card photo.) He'd likely have to get a public defender in any criminal trial and he'd more than likely get ass raped in a negligence lawsuit if it was simply just his emulating the first of the Three Little Pigs wrt his shoddy craftsmanship.
Yeah uh....might be a while....that AI fapfic writer I used for a patfic earlier is....quite something...
....I...I gotta go. Will be back uh...november maybe?
*slams another dozen prompts into the machine to perfect his "Patrick S Tomlinson is chained over a hitching post and violently sodomized by wild horses during the Mexican Revolution and is then used as a living, screaming toilet by Pancho Villa and a young femboy Patton" fic*
To echo what others have said, it’s between Gate Crashers and Starship Repo. Gate Crashers is so bad it’s actually hard to read which is why I might suggest Starship Repo over it but either way you’re in for a bad time.
Gate Crashers is rough because it takes too long for the real hero of the book knockoff Zapp Brannigan to show up. It’s a setup for his next few books but the connections are tenuous so you can skip it.
Starship Repo is the gem in the collection for being extra awful. From the underaged lead character to the trans space crab or the heroic Donald Trump android it’s a huge pile of junk that has a lot more to mock than the other books.
In the Black is an okay story but he ends on a cliffhanger and there’s no chance we will see the story finish so don’t bother. It has problems like all of Patrick’s writings but it shows some improvement over the previous two books and it’s a shame he didn’t finish things.
Come on now with your 'once again'. He threatens violence daily, often for such heinous crimes as correcTing his spelling or noting that he has replies switched off.
Come on now with your 'once again'. He threatens violence daily, often for such heinous crimes as correcTing his spelling or noting that he has replies switched off.
No, child! It is properly spelled "teh." You blew all teh dogshit out of your skull and died screaming on teh floor of a prison cell when you said this!
One of the side characters on the repossession crew is a space crab. Later, one of the characters remarks that despite the crab being introduced with feminine pronouns, its huge claw is indicative of a male. Our jailbait* protagonist shows how sensitive she is and comforts the crab who is having a moment of self doubt by saying that you just need to believe in yourself and that your inner self is more important than your outer physical appearance so go be the best trans crab you can. The crab takes this to heart and uses violence and its huge male body to delicately smash a rival repo crew. How progressive!
In that same heist there is an android replica of the casino ship’s owner named Fonald Plump. Here’s the passage:
“Fonald Plump,” Loritt said. “Claimed to be a trillionaire virtual real estate developer turned casino magnate has had an awful habit of seeing his recent projects go bankrupt. The Change Your Luck is no exception. She’s seven months behind on payments, and Plump’s creditors have had enough.”
The android later helps them make the heist happen. I think the heroine hacks his programming or something like that. The end result is he’s helpful and stomps a competitor repo guy to death. Thanks Fonald Plump!
There’s loads more weird stuff in the book. Her boss is an alien with all his organs on the outside of his body. She goes to some kind of digital marketplace to download and rate hacking programs. “A++ would commit more crimes with this” and other nonsense. Patrick has a fair imagination but fumbles the execution of that vision because he’s a dunce irl.
*her age is given in two forms. She’s 17 but spent 4 years in cryosleep so she’s technically 21. Why did he put her so young in the first place? Ask Patrick’s buddies at the SFWA.
According to the second, better forum, Rick has pissed off someone in the Milwuakee government and now they are requiring him to get a license to run his shitty Airbnb (no cleaning fees !)
It seems like applying for said license will trigger the city to do a home inspection and make sure everything is up to code before issuing the license:
Good job Pat. You talked yourself into a full property inspection. Remember, it used to be a frat house (his words) and he rented half of it. Then him and Nigger Farts Niki needed the previous owner to help with the financing when they bought the whole thing. I'm assuming this is because that shack wouldn't pass any legit home inspection to qualify for conventional financing.
I have to respect the hell out of you kiwis actually suffering fatrick's writing, and then sharing your thoughts...but Lord, couldn't be me. God only gave us 24 hours a day, and I simply can't even imagine myself dedicating even one hour of one day to ricks shitty scifi.
Especially when I already have a book backlog that could be stacked 3 times as high as his shitty new "deck," were it not majority digital. Higher if we're talking all hardcovers. Nah, fatty gets 5-10 minutes every day or two at most, right here.
But, Bless you brave delvers of the goodwill book bargain bin, for you've helped me find joy in his works, and without ever having to actually read them. I like to think ole bitchtits would understand and appreciate that. We all know how loath he is to reading words other than his own.
Let's be real. Patty is completely dependent on his mother in law and if there is even a hint that he had anything to do with her death in this hypothetical situation, the purse strings would be cut off. I can't imagine Patty is particularly well liked by Nikki's extended family given that his own family seems to find him abhorrent (see the Christmas card photo.) He'd likely have to get a public defender in any criminal trial and he'd more than likely get ass raped in a negligence lawsuit if it was simply just his emulating the first of the Three Little Pigs wrt his shoddy craftsmanship
The photo in question is him with Niki’s family, not his.
However, yes I agree that Niki’s mother wouldn’t bankroll him weaseling out of responsibility in the event of her death.
He does currently have a large sum from the settlement, so should this happen in the next few weeks, then it’s possible he could waste his own money on expensive shylocks.
I disagree that he wouldn’t be avoiding evidence tampering.
He is probably aware that is a retarded thing to do, but he also thinks he is vastly smarter than anyone else, especially the MPD.
So he could believe that while it’s retarded for everyone else, he can get away with it.
