🌟 Internet Famous Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

[basically gayer fez]

Shotgunning using a little custom tool from Brookstone or whatever doesn't count as a real shotgun, you have to punch a hole in the can with your knife, keys, or something else impromptu

I wished he used a real shotgun on himself and I am not talking about a beer.

 

[SpookyCarter]

I wished he used a real shotgun on himself and I am not talking about a beer.

But where could a sad boy get a shotgun? He spends all his money on slop and pokemon cards...

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Also the video from Nova's "Business Partner" I have no clue why you would come out and admit to willingly helping a pedophile with his "business" though I figure it's only a matter of time before they leak all their shit with him or get found out and phonebooked.

It's hilarious because no-one needs to try to send him "trolly shit" the stupid faggot in less than a week outed himself as being behind the @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach account here and has openly tied it to his steam and made a youtube, where he made a video, that's obviously him, under the same fucking username.

No-body needs to try to troll Nova, he ends up trolling himself if anything. The only people going that far to shit touch are what, Bludsped and his retarded gay fanbase that will devour him the day he steps slightly out of line of their conceived notions of virtue and justice?

Nova is a stupid faggot, his "trolls" are stupid faggots, his a-logs like Bludsped are especially stupid faggots and people who try to coddle him and gunt-guard Nova are the dumbest faggots of all.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's hilarious because no-one needs to try to send him "trolly shit" the stupid faggot in less than a week outed himself as being behind the @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach account here and has openly tied it to his steam and made a youtube, where he made a video, that's obviously him, under the same fucking username.

It makes me wonder how much proof one needs other than Nova himself saying "I am @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach "

 

[basically gayer fez]

But where could a sad boy get a shotgun? He spends all his money on slop and pokemon cards...

Idaho doesn't have a permit or background check for long guns. Any average joe can just walk into a gunstore and purchase a gun with no problems.

 

[SpookyCarter]

Idaho doesn't have a permit or background check for long guns. Any average joe can just walk into a gunstore and purchase a gun with no problems.

I know, but the boy spends his money on stupid shit and can't afford the one thing that could really make his moms life better...
A cap full of the Kurt Cobain mouth wash

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Idaho doesn't have a permit or background check for long guns. Any average joe can just walk into a gunstore and purchase a gun with no problems.

Nova would still need to fill out a 4473 and do a NICS background check. Right now he shouldn't have an issue passing but if he gets charged with anything he's going to be shit out of luck. Buy the shotgun now, @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach and make sure it's a 12 gauge and that you get the right shells. I'd suggest getting slugs since it's a 1 oz. hunk of lead, that will make it quick and painless. Oh! And livestream it. The video will be posted here and will get the person who posts it many stickers.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Nova would still need to fill out a 4473 and do a NICS background check. Right now he shouldn't have an issue passing but if he gets charged with anything he's going to be shit out of luck. Buy the shotgun now, @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach and make sure it's a 12 gauge and that you get the right shells. I'd suggest getting slugs since it's a 1 oz. hunk of lead, that will make it quick and painless. Oh! And livestream it. The video will be posted here and will get the person who posts it many stickers.

if nova decided to do a mass shooting, he'd find a way to fuck it up

 

[Dan der rif]

Most likely late and gay, but nova having a Snapchat account just screams bad intentions. I don't know if his account is recent or what, but i can 100% see him moving to Snapchat so his diaper shit doesn't get leaked.

 

[GARFGARF]

if nova decided to do a mass shooting, he'd find a way to fuck it up

He's too lazy to chase people around

 

[not in the cards]

if nova decided to do a mass shooting, he'd find a way to fuck it up

Everyone would outrun him for starters, he'd never clean them so they'd be in poor condition, he'd probably freak out over the recoil and how he can't handle it. And we all know he'd have to stop and eat somewhere.

 

[Typhlosion Tuesdays]

Someone is trying to be Nova's Liquid Chris.

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[DEAD BIRD]

Someone is trying to be Nova's Liquid Chris.

Painfully unfunny and retarded. How do these fags obsess over this kind of trolling and yet not understand how it's funny or what makes it funny?

 

[Sillybilly68]

sad boi eats is the only series i haven't seen him stop doing but i know its because it's food

Bowling Alley Eats, likely he got banned instead of choosing the end it.

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Jeet universe gets elbow deep in the shit and lets a pedophile be smug about "The effing trollth keep lying!"

 

[GARFGARF]

Someone is trying to be Nova's Liquid Chris.

The only good liquid nova candidate was that dude with the falcon

 

[souschef]

Liquid Nova should be just like Liquid Chris was to CWC, the complete opposite. That being, a talented cook, handsome, thin and charming. I fit the bill, but i don't believe in tapping the glass, so you'll get this lame alog instead

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Someone is trying to be Nova's Liquid Chris.

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he's missing the whole fucking point of Liquid Chris...

 

[Walking Ick]

He's too lazy to chase people around

It would be on his trike for sure

Nova: No, i don't wanna!

I assure you his arguments consists of his aunt making very valid points and criticisms. But he just stands there while doing the little cleaning she made him, pouting and dismissing everything she says. I've been around people that cant take accountability like him and that's always how they act. Just saying it will get handled eventually or some excuse that's the 'reason' he cant make better choices.

 

[miscalculatebay]

i can 100% see him moving to Snapchat so his diaper shit doesn't get leaked.

Honestly I think it'd just be easier for shit to get leaked. Gabriels retarded enough to think "thith deleteth after viewing so they can't thare it!" when in reality it's incredibly easy to screenshot snaps without the other person knowing. But I don't believe anything has been leaked from it besides stories so maybe I'm wrong.

make his moms life better

Gabriel hates his mother. I honestly can't think of one time he's doordashed his mom something to eat, besides maybe a drink and even then he drank half of it to give a "review"

 

[souschef]

he's missing the whole fucking point of Liquid Chris...

Zoomies who get into lolcow stuff always fail to understand the why of Liquid Chris is considered a god tier troll. Liquid actually was talented at everything that Chris Chan tried to do. When Chris played the toy guitar, Liquid played it, while singing, both very well. When Chris threatened him in broken spanish, Liquid responded in FIVE languages, and maintaining his mock impersonation of Chris in all five. That's really hard to pull off

Liquid was entertaining for being very talented at it and actually understanding all nuances of Chris' character, so it worked without being forced