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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 77 8,6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 214 23,9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 438 48,9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,1%

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ppv zone has been seized. where are we watching lads or is there an alternate domain?
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watched it a few times, Ice has the proper contempt for the contestants and got a group that would certainly have a measure of infighting like the black guy and tranny, but there is some special magic that is missing from his implementation -- though iI admit I find fishtank missing this element as well post Season 3.
Ice made a proper streamer-house and kept it on-rails. That inherently misses the sauce that made fishtank good to begin with, which is that it's something trying to be a reality show that clearly isn't.
That's the artistic sauce that makes fishtank good. Sam sort of just aura-raped everyone until it was within the bounds of his artistic vision. Jet's sort of good at doing that but as we've seen with s4/5 he doesn't quite have what it takes to commit to stuff, rather he over-commits. Sam would've thrown that fucking goo out and made it the city's problem and we would've gotten a proper ending.

Sam is a proper vibe nuke. He could just walk in the room and fuck everyone's day up without doing much, just smoking cigars and taking up space and being loud. Your brain does most of the work, trying to interpolate what's wrong with this weird reality show you're watching. Something's fucking weird, that guy's just been pacing for an hour trying to listen to the audience, Sam's in the corner smoking cigars and mean-mugging someone, some bitch is having a mental breakdown in her room because a gay guy took her towel and came on it, there's some wigger with a camera in the other room filming a fat retard try and run on a treadmill. Your brain knows something's just fucked, and tries to fill in the blanks with its own narrative, which usually ends up becoming a shared psychic gestalt among the viewers and ends up influencing the actual contestants on the show. And then Sam comes in and fucks it. "Fuck the audience, you're a bunch of niggers" - The show must go on, the cycle must continue.
 
Did anyone watch the Ice show? Glanced at it maybe once or twice, saw some shit on Twitter. Didn't keep up past day one. Just wasn't compelling. Last thing I remember is the chick with fake tits hyperventilating about a stolen vape some retard with kidney issues stole.
I watched maybe 2 hours of it total over the entire run. It wasn't really like Fishtank at at all. Most of the cast completely sucked (Imagine kick streamer versions of Brian and Mizzy). It didn't feel like an event at all, just a bunch of people hanging out in a mansion.

The only gem of the lot is the broccoli head zoomer retard named shoovy who was on hunger games. I think he'd fit in well in the fishtank universe.
 
It's important to imagine Landon's sperg voice when you read anything he types to get the full effect of his idiocy. The thought of him saying all of that pathetic shit out loud is cracking me up, per se.
 
Every man goes through something like this during his formative years and Landon had the misfortune of it being recorded on livestream for thousands of people to see. If she's not interested, she's not interested and no amount of orbiting will change that. Of course, I still think Vimp is a massive cunt for stringing Landon along instead of telling him in plain English that they'll never date. Rejection sucks but it's better to take the L and keep looking instead of desperately clinging on in hopes of the woman changing her mind.

Vimp is the type who'd hit someone like Landon up in 10 years after a dozen failed relationships, thousands of dollars of debt and years of baby daddy drama.
 
Every man goes through something like this during his formative years and Landon had the misfortune of it being recorded on livestream for thousands of people to see. If she's not interested, she's not interested and no amount of orbiting will change that. Of course, I still think Vimp is a massive cunt for stringing Landon along instead of telling him in plain English that they'll never date. Rejection sucks but it's better to take the L and keep looking instead of desperately clinging on in hopes of the woman changing her mind.

Vimp is the type who'd hit someone like Landon up in 10 years after a dozen failed relationships, thousands of dollars of debt and years of baby daddy drama.
Vimp is a literal prostitute. She knows how to get her hooks into pathetic loser men to get them to cough up their money to her. Landon needs some self esteem or something.
 
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