💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-JH7-f216eU:3660
Jack gets scatalogical


Later Jack plays dumb about facedoxxing and namedoxxing Mrs. X and is belligerent about it.

Holy shit. "well AI doesn't use hard drives, everyone is just raising prices and blaming it on the shortage of RAM" Holy fucking shit, nevermind that HDDs do in fact have memory in them, but he doesn't understand that his generated slop gets stored somewhere. Compares it to the cost of gas going up and the cost of everything going up with it, acknowledges that gas is used to get products to stores but still thinks somehow that everyone is just bullshitting him about gas prices impacting costs.

"I don't mind spending $1,000 on a console if I'm going to have it for 8 years and I'm gonna get what, 6000 playtime hours that's not bad" what the fuck is he playing on console?

"I was a PC gamer to start, I used to play counterstrike and all that, and then when halflife 2 came out there was like a setting they didn't tell you directx like a box you had to check and it kept crashing so I couldn't play halflife on my console I'm like this is screwed that was the year I left PC gaming" WHAT?

Cries about how difficult Prey was. Claims the steam machine costs as much as a gaming PC. Gets angry when someone points out the steam machine isn't as powerful as a ps5 and it isn't out yet so no one could possibly know. James corrects him, and Fatty can't handle it, and is confused why people are buying steam controllers... as if they can't use them for a PC. Fatty continues arguing with him about it. Fatty claims his phone's CPU is faster than a ps5 and can't grasp that the CPU isn't as fast as a CPU from 6 years ago.

"consoles are for children" from a chatter "so are trix, trix are for kids" goes back to arguing with James and chat. Asks siri or whatever the fuck chat bot. Gets angy and starts complaining at his AI that is confusing the old steam boxes for the newer steam machine. Calls the AI an idiot and gets pissy whining into the camera.

1:06

So there it is, Fatty whines about interest rates because he fucked himself. Doesn't elaborate why.


Miller got raped as a baby the other week, lets see what Fatty thinks now?

1:41

Also apparently Tammy goes gambling? That can't be good for anything.

Claims people love it when he's bothered by people like Miller, he's not really bothered but everyone in the chat remembers Miller when he points him out. Sure Fatty, if you're just pointing it out, why say the insane shit?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jackbros, is this a normal way to eat a sammwich?

No, but it's how he eats out a Hammich every 10-year anniversary.

 

[Crex Crex]

Jackbros, is this a normal way to eat a sammwich?

The wendigo is used to walking on cloven hooves so he has difficulty using opposable thumbs.

 

[p1138]

Jackbros, is this a normal way to eat a sammwich?

It is when you're constantly thinking about cock and how you don't want to look like a faggot eating a sandwich or hotdog like a normal human being.

 

[Major]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Le1TBcz78UY
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Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that.

Gif credit to @Bruno Powroznik

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Jesus, put that in an nsfw link. It's absolutely disgusting

 

[the khat quaffer]

Claims people love it when he's bothered by people like Miller, he's not really bothered but everyone in the chat remembers Miller when he points him out. Sure Fatty, if you're just pointing it out, why say the insane shit?

Petition to make "IT'S MILLER TIME!" a new entry in the Scalfani lexicon

 

[p1138]

Petition to make "IT'S MILLER TIME!" a new entry in the Scalfani lexicon

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Considering this James guy(is this his cousin or something? I don't know for sure) is the one in control of chats and doesn't just ban people on a whim like Fatty does, it's kind of amazing how lively and angy Fatty gets, you'd almost think the whole thing was a setup just to raise his blood pressure once a week.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Considering this James guy(is this his cousin or something? I don't know for sure) is the one in control of chats and doesn't just ban people on a whim like Fatty does, it's kind of amazing how lively and angy Fatty gets, you'd almost think the whole thing was a setup just to raise his blood pressure once a week.

https://jakatak69.com/index.php/Jim_Scalfani

 

[Adamska]

WHAT?

That's hilarious because PC gaming became easier over time. Jack was too retarded to understand that you needed to actually download DirectX as needed.

 

[p1138]

https://jakatak69.com/index.php/Jim_Scalfani

Oh this is pignips? Damn, drugs have hit him hard.

That's hilarious because PC gaming became easier over time. Jack was too retarded to understand that you needed to actually download DirectX as needed.

Sure, but Fatty is also fucking retarded. Re-read what I quoted him as saying. He didn't check the box on PC, so couldn't play it on console? Which caused him to move to console?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I still stand by the fact that they use way too much fucking cheese to the point of it just not being good at all. Really if they had used half the cheese, you'd actually be able to taste the onions regularly, as well as the beef.

This is one of the reasons I'm not a huge fan of Five Guys. Too much processed cheese.

The times I've gone I always ask for just one slice. Otherwise? All I'm tasting is cheese.

I don’t know what the fascination is with men and shitty beards. Some people can hide recessed chins and shit so I understand that and if you’re hot/have a good jaw it looks fine too but just having an unkempt pube beard like that does not make you look manly nigga.

It's the Law of Conservation of Hair. When you've lost too much hair on top of your head you need to grow a beard as a counterbalance.

Problem is some guys can't grow a beard or they wind up keeping the same shitty beard for too long. Back in the day a goatee looked cool and made you look slightly sinister. Enter joke of your evil twin having a goatee. But today it's so common that it just makes you look like a disaffected member of Gen Z.

Not sure if he used GROYER before. But of course it was shreddy cheese.

He definitely used GROYER cheese before but I don't think it was the shreddy kind. I think it was when he was doing Dame Julia Child's. "French Onion Soup" and had to special order it while saying, "I've never heard of this before".

Gruyere or Emmental / Emmentaler are the ones that you put on French Onion soup. Anything else is a travesty.

That's hilarious because PC gaming became easier over time. Jack was too retarded to understand that you needed to actually download DirectX as needed.

Most of the work done is now on the back end and the OS / application take care of it. It's not like 20 years ago when you literally had to go in and fiddle with the settings.

He didn't check the box on PC, so couldn't play it on console? Which caused him to move to console?

He's a lazy asshole and using his brain is too taxing for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that.

Gif credit to @Bruno Powroznik

The last thing a black dick sees before it goes down the hatch.

One sperm to another says "Im finna make a single mother," other responds "We in a fat nigga bro."

Wide load

Try not to think of these two attempting intercourse.

Ha ha you lost.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Since June is now in the rearview I"d like to share this liddul bittuh buddur Jack wisdom regarding Juneteeth from a Jackstream. I don't think it's been posted before.

tl;dw don't tell jack "happy juneteenth". As one commenter notes, be sure to tell Jack to stfu about Christmas when December rolls around. Call it Merry Marijuana Month.

Also, allegedly from the pig's mouth:


*(if anyone wants to archive pls do; I'm using a potato laptop.)
**lol, it says "Cum" in the youtube URL.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Since June is now in the rearview I"d like to share this liddul bittuh buddur Jack wisdom regarding Juneteeth from a Jackstream. I don't think it's been posted before.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wCumcGI2UY4

Nothing funnier than boomers like Jack getting triggered about pride month. Even funnier because he's deep in the closet himself

 

[the khat quaffer]

Try not to think of these two attempting intercourse.

Ha ha you lost.

You'd need a fucking zoning permit to get through all of Tammy's donk

and an SEM to see Jack's---OHHH GOD WHERE'S THE EYE BLEACH WHY

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Since June is now in the rearview I"d like to share this liddul bittuh buddur Jack wisdom regarding Juneteeth from a Jackstream. I don't think it's been posted before.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wCumcGI2UY4
tl;dw don't tell jack "happy juneteenth". As one commenter notes, be sure to tell Jack to stfu about Christmas when December rolls around. Call it Merry Marijuana Month.

Also, allegedly from the pig's mouth:
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*(if anyone wants to archive pls do; I'm using a potato laptop.)
**lol, it says "Cum" in the youtube URL.

Reminds me of this classic F as in Frank:

 

[Tiresome]

Nothing funnier than boomers like Jack getting triggered about pride month. Even funnier because he's deep in the closet himself

He has no idea why letting slip that he doesn't dare get a male dog because it gives him bad thoughts he doesn't want is such a massively profound and telling admission. Straight dudes don't even let that cross their minds, ever.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He has no idea why letting slip that he doesn't dare get a male dog because it gives him bad thoughts he doesn't want is such a massively profound and telling admission. Straight dudes don't even let that cross their minds, ever.

It's like Chris Chan being afraid of men because he didn't want to think about dicks

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

Nothing funnier than boomers like Jack getting triggered about pride month. Even funnier because he's deep in the closet himself

Dude's so far in the closet, he can see Narnia

 

[the khat quaffer]

It's like Chris Chan being afraid of men because he didn't want to think about dicks

He can be like Chris and have a poster of a roast beef dip in his studio to remind himself he is both a) CARNIVORE and b) loves Tammy