I hate the fact that this is a totally plausible scenario when it comes to Phil. Also did anyone see "DSP Card Rips" last night? Dude was shaking like a crackhead while waiting for a whale mary tip to open one last pack before he logged off
The funny thing is, I didn't think there was any chance the diaper theory was true, but hearing how hard he's worked to disprove it is really making me think I was wrong in dismissing it so quickly.
It also feels like a classic Phil deflection (or at least a classic Phil misunderstanding) about why adults would need to wear diapers. It's not because they're so lazy they can't get up to use the bathroom (well, okay, maybe an argument can be made if it's weight related) but because they lack the ability to control when they go to the bathroom. I'm not saying it's a smoking gun, but honestly, I don't know if Phil wearing diapers even makes the top 10 list of his most embarrassing moments, which really says a lot about his life.
and he keeps referring to shorts being too big and showing off his atrophied leg and faux denim shorts as proof he's not wearing a diaper? when most of the pics shown are him wearing pants- I think he's lost so much weight that we're dealing with oinker concave ass, but then some of the pics do appear to have a load of shit in them so idk and the fact he is seething about it and asking "who started this meme guys?" Is this why he began investing so much in sprays and colognes?? to cover up the smell of him shitting himself all day/night?
That guy wishes he could be called a whale with his $10/day phil allowance.
Jesus christ he is repeating the same story as with the vest. Remember? "The vest is very special" "It's a symbol of how strong we are" "The detrators are jealous because of the vest" which then went to "I only did it because of you. I felt bad doing this stupid gimmicks but YOU wouldn't let me do something else". DiaperShittingPhil simply can't admit he is running his gimmicks into the ground and that they were mostly his ideas or rather he inflated ideas his community gave him
- "Bugged fecal mechanics, dood! Nothing I could do!"
This is Indian logic. Just because the government scams you with overtaxation, you should scam them back. Just be like Phil and accept scamming as the default state. Scam your viewers, scam your parents, scam your friends.
It started out as a legitimate medical need but turned into a paraphilia
I mean we have lolcows on here who have confessed to an honest to god scat fetish, who talk and joke about poo, anal and eating shit far less often than he does.
To save money I hope it is cloth diapers with safety pins and every time he goes on "walks to feed the wildlife w/ kat" or "potty breaks" it's actually kat having to change his diapers and then she washes them by hand. Maybe that's why he's always worried about Kat being home on time and having to go see her right when she gets home from work because she has to change him? They have a new living room and the former room is actually Phil's changing room.
I gagged. I was suddenly reminded of that diaper fag lolcow who would do the same. Shmorky?
It's pamperchu and it was a vintage Radar Range microwave