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- 16 Mar 2023
They definitely tipped Raw Phil for attention. It's sad as fuck
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I have a question. And forgive my ignorance on American tax law. If Phil is opening the packs off stream would that mean he couldn't write them off? Like if you spend all this money on packs and you run off to open them at your leisure how is that a buisiness expense?
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- 28 Mar 2026
My baseless speculation and personal head cannon is that anything we see on camera is written off his taxes (and even stuff that isnt). His clothes, the food he eats, all the games he buys, the gacha bullshit, all his subscriptions, and all his toys are written off as business expenses.
I'm sure if he got audited he'd be completely fucked, but the IRS is flooded with more taxes than they can possibly handle and are about 3 years behind on chasing people down. The 'risk' for DSP is worth it
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- 7 Sty 2022
Just catching up on the prestream from yesterday - did this DIAPER WEARING NIGGER just ask for someone to GENERATE him a thumbnail? We have access to free tools that even Jaydes can use to make garbage slop and he needs a fucking dent to tell the computer to make it instead? What a raped faggot.
And the music jingle too? He wants a dent to generate him a jingle he has MADE HIMSELF BEFORE? That takes less than 5 minutes to put together on a phone app?
This subhuman has the same rights as you do, and can participate in the election process that will determine your children's future. But won't. Consolation prize.
And the music jingle too? He wants a dent to generate him a jingle he has MADE HIMSELF BEFORE? That takes less than 5 minutes to put together on a phone app?
This subhuman has the same rights as you do, and can participate in the election process that will determine your children's future. But won't. Consolation prize.
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- 4 Sie 2020
as God intended
listen guy, I have a single member capital company.
It's just me selling my services, nothing fancy.
The IRS allows me to have coffee ass business expenses, so I bought a gaggia machine and I buy espresso beans. All of that are written off as expenses.
I also buy other types of coffee and I take the bags home.
why?
let me exlain.
are you ready for this?
the IRS doesn't care and can't prove that you took your business coffee to your house and drank it.
why you should do it?
let me explain.
are you ready for this?
it's cheaper and usually when I go to the appropriate mart, I buy bulk and do b2b transactions with money that are drawn directly from the company account. This means that I don't have to distribute the earnings 1 year later so that I can buy coffee.
Phil doesn't have this problem, because he has one bank account that acts as business and as personal. I am forced to have a business account separate from my personal account and I cannot send money from one to the other without invoices (which means these are getting taxed and have VAT (sales tax)).
when I buy oil, oil filters, parts, car batteries for my personal car, I invoice them to the company because why wouldn't I. It's reducing my taxable income.
you may ask 'how far can you go'?
let me explain.
are you ready for this?
you can go to restaurants and eat and write it off as business expense. Your vacations, the hotel for example, or your plane tickets.
I don't do that, because I think that's too far and also the IRS runs these heuristic algorithms on you expenses and when they see that you frequently invoice restaurant expenses every week, or hotel expenses during summer in the middle of fucking nowhere, they get suspicious and they rape you.
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for example here in europe the sales tax for common goods (i.e. electronics, car parts) is anywhere from 17% to 24% depending on the country.
based on where I live and the flat tax rate that it has, if I buy $100 worth of common goods, I realistically pay $56, the rest of it is VAT that I get back from the IRS and taxes that I would have to pay anyway.
For other goods that have lower sales tax, i.e. coffee, for $100 worth of that, I only pay $64.45
Finally, the IRS will not manage your company. They will never tell you that you have to put your pokemon cards on stream. You decide how to run your business and if a company asset will be used.
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I said this months ago. Phil should do a cooking stream once every month, boil an egg each time and then keep the video on his channel. Then he can put ALL of his groceries as business expenses... but he is a lazy fuck with a fat wife that can't cook, that's why he doesn't care about groceries but only for delivered food.
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- 21 Wrz 2018
I looked into it a bit since Phil's diaper ass had resurfaced, and apparently some people on Ozempic do have problems with incontinence, because the rapid weight reduction affects muscle mass, too---including the pelvic floor muscles. I imagine this is way worse with how sedentary his lifestyle is. Best get to doing your kegels nigga!
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- 24 Maj 2020
He actually pulled up his shorts slightly to show that he's wearing boxers and that he's not wearing diapers (he still is btw). Detractors quite literally own this pigga like a slave. We're mere days away until he pulls down his pants on stream so he can trigger and own the trolls 
Speaking of, NEW INSANE CRAZY UNHINGED DETRACTOR CONSPIRACY THEORY! He didn't buy and setup a workout machine, nor did he turn one of the spare rooms into a workout room. Instead, he bought an adult diaper changing station and converted the room into the room where he goes to change his diaper.
HE IS DIAPERED AND SISSIFIED!
Speaking of, NEW INSANE CRAZY UNHINGED DETRACTOR CONSPIRACY THEORY! He didn't buy and setup a workout machine, nor did he turn one of the spare rooms into a workout room. Instead, he bought an adult diaper changing station and converted the room into the room where he goes to change his diaper.
HE IS DIAPERED AND SISSIFIED!
Phil's Tax Attorney
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- 20 Cze 2026
He claimed $5000 a month of business expenses during his bankruptcy procedure, so you can bet your left nut he is writing off every single personal expense as a business expense, even though there are clear rules for it.
"Now listen judge. Mah house is like mah ahffice yagetit? so I CAHN write the morTgage ahf, you mouthdroolers don't know what you're tahking about."
The IRS will never punish him for it because the few thousand dollars they could squeeze from him would be less than the auditors' and attorneys' salaries they would need to pay.
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- 31 Mar 2020
Not to mention he is so retarded to pay his taxes on a payment plan so he is paying more then just his share of taxes. He is also paying interest and other fees. If this keeps up he will pobably pay the double amount of his original taxes.
Also, he has a tax guy who is doing the majority of the work. I bet that guy knows how to fill in the forms correctly and use the correct deduction percentages. For example since COVID my employer allows us to work from home. I checked and I can deduct part of my Internet bill as personal expenses. I would bet Phil has the same though probably a higher % then I can claim. I think that during the Sidescroller interview Craig said that you can actually claim a part of your mortgage as expenses but that is reduced to the room you use for your "work". Still it woud be funny to see his tax Returns just to see what he actually makes and what he Claims as expenses. Good thing he doesn't live in Sweden because there you can actually access the tax returns of anyone digitally.
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- 18 Kwi 2017
So he clarified that he was writing off his mortgage if I remember correctly.
Edit: Sorry, he ran off to get his paper list of shit, and someone scoffed when he said mortgage, and mentioned he was not supposed to write off the ENTIRE mortgage/house but instead a portion. Phil then said "my accountant really knows what I have to do" which is of course not the case, he has to sign saying the information he provided is true to the best of his knowledge from which the accountant then does the tax calcs from. It's no sweat off of their back, someone else said it's their liability and they pump it out. Nevermind that he pays an entire mortgage to stream in one room, has more cost than income sometimes, and supposedly has no other place to live. It's just a homeless dude who is buying a house to stream in with heat, food, beds, tvs, subscription services, WWE champions monthly payments and pulls, multiple internet lines (both business class).
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- 27 Paź 2014
It was no accident - it's typical whale behaviour.
He is very lonely and desperate for attention. He does this on purpose
Detractors don't affect Phil's life. Yet he's so stressed out from the trolling he's actively losing his hair. Each follicle loss is another detractor laughing because he jacked off on stream and calling him a greedy, retarded, scamming, lying homosexual who sucks at video games.
This is some sick shit, folks
This is some sick shit, folks
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
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- 18 Sty 2023
A thing that isn't pointed out enough is the inhumane amount of slop he buys for every one of his "try it".
He's got 4 items all looking greasier than the other and cinamon rolls for dessert all of that for a single person, Khet probably got her own bag of feed.
"It's a fairly small amount for an average sized person, I'd say."
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- 10 Paź 2021
Kat has to wear diapers because she can't waddle over to the bathroom anymore. Phil saw it and realized "I've been wasting hours of my life going to the bathroom to piss and shit when I can just do it whenever I wahn if I wear a diaper".
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- 18 Paź 2017
I hate to defend both Jayde and Phil, but what Jayde means by that is to remind Phil to move the dented whore-begboard to the bottom of the screen since the TGCshop sim game displays the ingame time and money at the top of the screen. That's also what Jayde was talking about on the last stream and Phil initially didnt understand what Jayde meant. Sadly, no trolling here - just Phil needing a literal retard to handhold him through making his stream a little more watchable.
SwiftBucks
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- 22 Mar 2026
Remember how they moved to using paper plates after the dishwasher broke? Maybe toilet #2 broke and the only logical solution is to go get the bulk pack of adult diapers at costco
And that is why the garage is overflowing
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- 24 Maj 2020
Speaking of, his cope and "proof" about why he's not wearing diapers yesterday (along with lifting his shorts to show his boxers) was "I'M HERE JUST SITTING ALL DAY EVERY DAY IDIOTS, HOW DOES IT MAKE SENSE FOR ME TO WEAR A DIAPER???" when that actually is a point FOR him wearing diapers as he can just piss and shit himself into his Pampers without needing to leave the stream.