Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

@The Lawgiver
tiny white platypus.mp4

ts what she said when we were in bed tgether i wish i was white

 

[Jättineekeri]

like a few months

she did but i never realized until it was too late

Fakecel kill yourself

 

[The Mighty Bundus]

I havent seen a woman who speaks english under the age of 40 in 2 years

 

[Nameless One]

like a few months

she did but i never realized until it was too late

Try a year and a month. And being super close to each other to bat.

 

[The Mighty Bundus]

I knew a guy who accidently went on a date with his cousin

 

[saturated trans fats]

I was lying on the couch, naked, and a fly landed on my penis. It was walking around on it and it gave me an erection, and then I leaked a bit and the fly started sipping the leakage.

 

[johnnyorangeseed]

I knew a guy who accidently went on a date with his cousin

What happened after?

 

[Air support]

"Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa."
Wyświetl załącznik 9209865

2:16

 

[Nameless One]

I knew a guy who accidently went on a date with his cousin

We should act like distant cousins and act like we're dating decked out in shitty edgy gothic makeup and corpse foundation. For performance Art's sake.

Tried to draw a cat in the condensation.

 

[The Mighty Bundus]

What happened after?

Baisically they met through a mutual friend for like a blind date and then realized they were related, they never met each other before o algo. So they just made it a joke that their friend wanted them to fuck or something (o algo).

Para los shiwis españoles
Básicamente se conocieron a través de un amigo en común como en una cita a ciegas y luego se dieron cuenta de que eran parientes, nunca se habían visto antes o algo. Así que simplemente lo convirtieron en broma de que su amigo quería que se follaran o algo (or something).

 

[Wigga]

Baisically they met through a mutual friend for like a blind date and then realized they were related, they never met each other before o algo. So they just made it a joke that their friend wanted them to fuck or something (o algo).

Para los shiwis españoles
Básicamente se conocieron a través de un amigo en común como en una cita a ciegas y luego se dieron cuenta de que eran parientes, nunca se habían visto antes o algo. Así que simplemente lo convirtieron en broma de que su amigo quería que se follaran o algo (or something).

nigga speak spanish somewhere else ur making me use google translate

 

[The Mighty Bundus]

We should act like distant cousins and act like we're dating decked out in shitty edgy gothic makeup and corpse foundation. For performance Art's sake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BhYMQe51yEE:215Tried to draw a cat in the condensation.
Wyświetl załącznik 9210614

I would love to drive down the backroads listening to post punk and dsbm with you so much

 

[Nameless One]

nigga speak spanish somewhere else ur making me use google translate

Shes actually brown doe

 

[Nameless One]

I would love to drive down the backroads listening to post punk and dsbm with you so much

Don't forget DNB.

We will take the back gravel roads. Fun to do donuts in and ride four wheelers n shit. Just don't hold onto me too tight.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

nigga speak spanish somewhere else ur making me use google translate

0:51

 

[Nameless One]

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@everyone

1:23

 

[Wigga]

first person to send a gem and make me laugh ill cashapp u 10$

(audible laugh)

 

[Destroy Everything]

first person to send a gem and make me laugh ill cashapp u 10$

(audible laugh)

You laughed already in your text though

 

[Wigga]

You laughed already in your text though

yeah but i didnt laugh from anything being sent so it doesnt count, offer still on the table

 

[Nameless One]

My sleep schedule is finally fixed and I'm sleeping at 10 pm. Goodnight kiwis and shiwi's