🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Jer on how addictive power washing is:
No Jer, enjoying power washing and doing active things has nothing to do being old. You are just lazy and are finally doing chores for the first time in years. The power washing hose is legitimately fun to use and if you grew up actually doing chores in your teens instead of being pampered by your parents you would’ve known how fun it is to destroy stuff with the power washer.
Also POOL'S CLOSED despite 90+ deg heat in Richfield, Wisconsin next week. Weird.
Remember Jer doesn’t use it just his dogs. His poor dogs are the ones suffahing in this heat this week. The slide is hilarious and kind of depressing, did Jer think he would one day have kids and had that built for that purpose? There’s no way his fat ass could fit on that thing but even for adults it’s seems too small.
 
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Chatter on the new Joon the king documentary about the faithful sheriff is right, these two slime balls could be brothers:

-Obese neck beards
-Born again better than thou preachy Christians
-Defenders and simps for DrDisrespedo(firm handshake)
-Fecal fixation
-Virulent racists
-Notorious online clout chasing grifters
-Trolls outweigh the fan base
 
Either a nothing burger and it gets moved again or a legendary tardfest
I should've included this in my post, if he doesn't show up again that would be funny as fuck. I hope he felts them.
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Either way this will be a huge L for Jer, but my tinfoil hat says if Tobuscus does show up, Jer will use this as a reason to beg his hidden paymaster for more bots to pretend like he leeched actual viewers. I only wish it was today when I could tune in (to RawJer of course, I don't have enough time to sockpuppet to troll his chat) while working from home. There's absolutely no way I'm showing Jer's face on my screen at the office, lmao.
 
"In 2022, a crack grifter unit was sent to prison by a kiwi farms court for a crime they did commit. These grifters promptly escaped from a maximum security LOLkade to the Wisconsin underground. Today, still wanted by the autistic government they survive as soldiers of grifting. If you have a problem, if no one else can exploit you, and if you can get them up for the show on time....maybe you can hire The Ham-Team."
All musical instruments used are the sounds of pooping and farting.
Clearly Jer would insist on being Hannibal, and Styx needs to be Murdoch / Moloch, with Luke being Face (the only capable one of the group).

...does that make Hannah Claire the B.A. Baracus of the group? I pity the fool who thinks they could take on that team.

(Mel is obviously the useless chick who needs saving)
 
Clearly Jer would insist on being Hannibal, and Styx needs to be Murdoch / Moloch, with Luke being Face (the only capable one of the group).

...does that make Hannah Claire the B.A. Baracus of the group? I pity the fool who thinks they could take on that team.

(Mel is obviously the useless chick who needs saving)
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Luke is Murdock because he was capable of flying off first. Melonless has to be BA because her stupid tattoos, make up and stuff partially translates to BA and his gold chains and mohawk. Mr. T is infinitely classier.
Hannah has to be Faceman because she has to desperately try to acquire resources for the team and I think the only one with an actual family- ala, someone wanted to shag her.
And Mel being BA is a twisted mirror of BA's fear of flying. He doesn't want to be up "in no plane," whereas Melonless covers herself in goop to hide the fact she is plain.

Styx tried to run a small beverage \ soda company called 666 Pop when the evil Kino Casino Bottling Company & Casino tried to run him out of business and jeremy's team has to drive over in his tesla to... something. Ham never seems the have a plan although he plans so many times on stream.
 
I don't even see the point of this.

Is this supposed to be an interview or is he just gonna be the third chair for some scraped together Karmelo Anthony grift stories?

Jer is a terrible interviewer. Remember that Kyle Rittenhouse debacle at AMFest?
Toby is on the show so his viewers (of which most of them lament the fact he has gone down the racist route and he has zero clout these days) will come and give Jer money. They will come and sub to his channel and watch his videos and watch all his livestreams because... uhh.. umm...
 
Jer just made a Twitter post larping as a sports fan with the stunning and brave take that Kendrick Perkins sucks. Literally everyone knows this and that why espn is forcing people like Malika Andrews onto live sports coverage.

So not only is he bland on politics but his takes outside of that arena are also bland af.
 
He's so confident it'll save the business he even came back to YouTube

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That beard looks like absolute dogshit, 100% homeless hobo with a cardboard sign type shit. Imagine being so fucking embarrassed of your own face you'd rather have that dogshit covering it. Dude would be right at home selling meth to truckers at the local gas station.

Ten years ago he just looked like the average reddit soyboy with a cope beard, now he literally looks fucking homeless
 
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