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Please disregard all my posts in the Man Hate thread, I'm just tsundere uwu

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I check most of the boxes. I'll leave it up to your imagination which ones they are :cunningpepe:

which bingo card am I talking about?
I'll leave it up to the imagination which one I'm talking about :cunningpepe:
Fuck you, I'm not dating you, you got fat. I remember when you looked so slim in your pfp :christine:

How xir looks in xir's dating profile pics:
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How xir looks irl:
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the "radfems being into CNC" allegations are not getting beaten any time soon huh?
"Sexually dominant" doesnt mean "do rape roleplay with me" it just means the guy is the one doing most of the work in bed and for initiating sex ...which is typical of hetero couples. What a strange jump to make.
 
"Sexually dominant" doesnt mean "do rape roleplay with me" it just means the guy is the one doing most of the work in bed and for initiating sex ...which is typical of hetero couples. What a strange jump to make.
Yeah see this is a fair assumption to make when you are around normal people who do normal things but this is the kiwifarms where if you'll throw a rock you'll find a 200 page thread on if wanting to fucking a goblin is considered an interracial or interspecies paraphilia. You're lucky it only went that far.
 
This is not a personal attack to anyone, I'm sure you guys are pretty cool, but cross referencing profiles on this thread is some of the most fun you can have if you have time to kill.
... Honestly makes me curious about the shit you've found lmao.


Yeah see this is a fair assumption to make when you are around normal people who do normal things but this is the kiwifarms where if you'll throw a rock you'll find a 200 page thread on if wanting to fucking a goblin is considered an interracial or interspecies paraphilia. You're lucky it only went that far.
Agreed. Some posters are pretty open about what they're looking for. And then there's people like @The Repeated Meme where there's a ton of (pedo) bullshit behind the card.

@Mike Tyson Any'tizers filled in your card!

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Funny and intelligent are debatable lmao. The yellow stuff is a maybe or a depends on context. If you want to chat about crafting or whatever though, that'd be cool.
 
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... Honestly makes me curious about the shit you've found lmao.
None of you are the guy that was begging for a specific kind of alt-girl to be his gf on a meme thread. As in, "alt kiwi girl please date me". I legit don't give stickers to the guy anymore.


Pro-tip for my moid kiwis: You don't need to share you want a (insert meme) gf. No one cares and any foid that reads/hears it will think you are a perv that fetishizes their/other foids' subculture.

I'm not telling you (this is in general, not the guy I'm replying to nor anyone of this thread) to stop wanting one btw nor that you are a bad person for wanting a specific kind of girl. I just want young guys to understand that we know your frame of reference for (insert meme) gf is animu or e-thots and admiting it scares the hoes. Using hentai tags to describe women or situations is even worse. Pick a foid subculture and some of the people that rant the most about the goonified version of it are that subculture's foids. The goonettes that do that aren't worth keeping around unless you want drama and confirmation women smell too. A lot of young men (not all) on this site clearly need to hear that.

At least the "how to get a goth gf" thread gives you an answer in that you need to actually be a part of the culture if you want alt-foids but that's too much work for some people. I'm sure a woman that's in shape would kneel in desire to date a heteroflexible skinny fat engieneer that was gooning to twinks two months ago. I'm sure the feminine girl that is willing to be a homemaker is going to settle for the guy that can't keep entry level jobs.

Everyone rightfully makes fun of uggos that say they want 6 ft+, 6 figure salary, well endowed giga chad but I'm telling you making fun of the opposite is just as fun and more diverse.
 
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