🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

I'm yet to hear about a single case of Ozempic causing anal fissures
It can cause constipation so... And now I am about to google the answer because this is what Kiwi Farms has done to me. Give me a tick...

Alrighty everyone. I guess we have Kiwi Farms first dissertation topic. Ozempic and anal fissures.

PS. RIP my advertisement algorithm
 
VampireisEm is on a roll.

She posted a picture of her Steven Johnson Syndrome. Someone pointed out it sure looks a lot like Herpes.
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Herpes vs SJS:
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Now i know obviously that we can only speculate when we cant go on a proper deep dive (regrettably i cannot find any good public account for her) but seeing how this woman was more than happy to go talk about her sTRuggLE to the goddamn mirror, it immediately has me eye rolling. Oh and obviously wanted to be a nurse but had to give up on her dream.

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This is Kate Hegan, a 22-year-old student who spent every day knowing that eating the wrong meal, smelling a certain scent, or even sitting on her own sofa could kill her in minutes. 💔

Kate, from Somerset, lives with a rare condition called mast cell activation syndrome (MCAS). ❗

It means she can only safely eat around 25 specific foods without her life being on the line.

But her unpredictable reactions go far beyond just what she eats.

Her body is constantly fighting her, reacting to smells, simple temperature changes, and even the fabric of her furniture. 💔

“Now, it's our sofa - It's absolutely terrifying, as when I go into anaphylaxis, I've got minutes before I'm dead,” she says.

For years, the young woman battled terrifying, unexplained health problems that left her suffering reflex anoxic seizures where her heart would completely stop for up to two minutes.

Her dreams of becoming a nurse were shattered by constant fainting episodes and devastating memory issues.

But her entire world changed when she was matched with a black Labrador named Kenny from the charity Medical Detection Dogs. 🥰

Kenny can detect her life-threatening reactions before they happen, giving her a crucial ten-minute warning so she can prepare.

When a severe reaction is looming, the dog refuses all toys and treats, pacing restlessly and giving her a "proper Paddington-style stare."

This constant, canine lifeline has given Kate her independence back. 🙏🏼

She is now defying the odds and preparing to graduate as a primary school teacher.

“I couldn't see the point in living anymore before he came to me. He's shown me there is something to live for and I will be around to find out what that is.” ❤️

And of course the comments were full of so many people decrying the claims of rarity or how they too were super special MCAS warriors

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Ngl Alan got a chuckle out of me

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I cant believe Maria bought up the goddam trifecta lmao

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Lol sure deb the mcas works as an excuse i guess.


As a fat git, why are so many of these people adamant they have xyz instead of you know...feeling like shit because fat.
 
VampireisEm is on a roll.

She posted a picture of her Steven Johnson Syndrome. Someone pointed out it sure looks a lot like Herpes.
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Herpes vs SJS:
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SJS attacks mucous membranes viciously; the fact her ‘rash’ is only around her lips and not on them is a dead giveaway that it’s not SJS.

I have SJS, and have some gnarly photos to prove it. (Happy to share if anyone is curious)



Alrighty everyone. I guess we have Kiwi Farms first dissertation topic. Ozempic and anal fissures.

Just ordered me some Mounjaro*, will report back with my findings.

*it’s PURELY for the science, guys, come on!
 
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Original VA for Lilo from Lilo and Stitch: *dies from meningitis and sepsis aggravated by eating disorders and hard drug use*

Long Covid community: guys, be safe, there’s been a spike of sepsis caused by Long Covid lately and *they* don’t want you to know about it!

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Same energy

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Seems we have a mediocre celeb vying for the Munchie Queen crown!
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Meghan Trainor is a chronic oversharer. At some point she married the guy from “Spy Kids” and in an interview shared the fact that they had a bathroom built in their house with two toilets so they could go at the same time. Because they are fucking disgusting. I’m not surprised at all she would talk to a reporter about her anal fissures.

(She also recently canceled a tour because no one bought tickets. lol. Got skinny and bought boobs and people still dgaf.)
 
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