💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat childs a large chud account, gets childed in the replies in return
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I don't know if us brothermen knew this, but from the latest episode of The Official Podcast (Episode 494), Kaya had detailed the saga of butter knife rape victim Shane Nokes via directly sourcing KF and the OnA forums to an entirely uninitiated Andrew (Jackson being MIA).

It's very interesting that this introduction to be very funny because of how Kaya introduces Farty Porkytits at the start for context. This audio upload is from their Patreon but it should be out on YouTube in a day or two, but @thhrang gets the early access audio for us (:semperfidelis:). (Intro ends about 5:40-5:44)

Kaya had already talked about Gunt (Ethan Ralph), made multiple mentions about :null: and ta' Farms before, but for him to bringing up Rick in the podcast is a real rib-busting material. I cannot splice that part where he talked about Rick, but give it a shot if you can, it's just RIBS.

edit: add his mentioning about the farms and :null:
That one podcast.mp3
Watch Who's Right instead. (IYKYK)
In all seriousness though, Kaya is pretty good at crediting the forum and he doesn't usually shy away from topics like the other hosts do (or have done in the past, I stopped listening a long time ago because Andrew just got grating to my ears) and he does pretty alright solo streams now and then. It's nice to see they're actually letting him talk now instead of just shutting him down whenever he gets slightly edgy like they used to.
 
I could see Patrick be one of those sovereign citizens who argue with cops when pulled over.
The city planning office displays a flag with gold fringe indicating it the only hold actual authority over the building and renovating of ships. They hold no power over my domain, atalker. You've already walked the plank and are currently being devoured by sharks in cold black abyss, baby child.
 
He doesn't have the long list of escapades or pure retardation of Chris-Chan but Fatrick just has... this pure essence of lolcow. I don't know how to describe it but this goofy motherfucker is almost like the platonic ideal of a cow, everyone who beholds him is drawn into his (very significant) gravitational field to either troll him or follow him, there was even a Fox host patposting on Twitter at one point. Is there any other cow quite as quotable as to have mainstream public figures use their lingo like that?
He's like a game show host with one catchphrase, but you still want to hear it no matter how many times you've already heard it
 
I hope the inspector vultures fuck him over, he sues the city again, and the city attorneys, now realizing that settling with this retard is futile, throw their entire jewish weight into crushing him, they owe us a trial after the bullshit they did. And speaking of weight, Patrick has a lot of it because he's fat.
 
He's like a game show host with one catchphrase, but you still want to hear it no matter how many times you've already heard it
[Points to temple fatly] No child, my lexicon is quite vamoose, this is why I am a highly acclaimed critically successful author and you are dying alone in a prison cell with all around laughing at you stalker child, enjoy prison.
 
In the last few occassions, Brian had roasted Rick's Ymunkoke piggy nipples. Ymunkoke yoyur eurtrue, atalker chisol.
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Well, actually, that's not entirely true.
Indeed. There are more than one person who spent dozens of hours looking through gay porn of middle-aged white men to find some clips with a lardass that looks slightly like Patrick. Some of them might be in this thread right now.

That is, not gonna lie, pretty gay.
 
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