💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
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    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
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Penny-pinching Jack has been extra money-conscious of late; especially apparent in how he expressed disappointment and anger with Trump over high interest rates.

That stirred my curiosity, so here's a puzzlepiece of a post making some informed guesses about Scalfani houses/mortgages/debt! Sources r property records, Jakatak69.com, so-so quality real estate sites, and some peoplesearch scrapers. Most of that attached below.

To set the stage, some Scalfani breadwinners:
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Loose 'where the money moved' history
Aight so there are two current day properties, 103 Thomas Court and 2006 Highland Drive, both in Greenbrier TN.

June 2023: Jack & Tammy sold their old house (157 Trail Ridge Dr) for $555k. Around the same time they bought 103 Thomas for $474,900 as well as the empty lot next door (to become 2006 Highland) for ~$11k. Clean deeds on both sites. So here they've got about $80k liquid, not counting all the closing and transaction fees.

August 2023: Jack & Tammy transfer the deed to 103 Thomas (the lot with a house) to Jr & Brianna for $0. This is a Quitclaim deed, which basically means no guarantees about liabilities. This action formally separates the lot into the two independent parcels, which also means separate building permits and financing for each lot. 2006 Highland also sees 'sale' movement around this time, also QC deed for $0.

2023 generally: Some work on 2006 Highland construction is started, the Scalfanis are likely short for cash having spent most of it buying both properties. In late 2023 Jack made reference to plans to go to the bank for a loan [to fund construction of the dream home). At this point I don't think Jr & Brianna have contributed funds; Jack & Tammy's money is gone to the wind in this real estate flurry.

June-ish to Aug-ish 2024: Property records have 103 Thomas sold for $425,000 with a warranty (c l e a n) deed. in June 2024. Jack & Tammy move into 2006 Highland, and formally obtain its deed (as a separate/split plot) for $0 in August. The $425k for 103 Thomas likely was a small cash contribution from Jr & Brianna, and the rest going out to a chunky mortgage to find further (or past) construction on 2006 Highland.
At this time Jr & Brianna in their early 20's with menial low-paying jobs; I'd bet that Jack & Tammy are largely financially responsible for 103 Thomas. Though Jr & Brianna's names are on the housing documents, this is a Jack scheme.

September-ish 2024 (suspected): Jack takes out a mortgage on 2006 Highland. Depending on how much of the 103 Thomas money he used on the new home build vs on grills, this could be anywhere between $150k -$500k
Filling in some dollar figures (mostly via Peoplefinder scrapers):
Though I've found Peoplefinders to be mostly correct, they can also be chock full of phantom pieces of data. The property sales and valuation figures above are solid, but the mortgage figures could use some more attention if anyone happens to be great at finding that type of record.

103 Thomas (plot with existing house, given or sold to Jr & Brianna)
Peoplefinders suggest a ~$350k or $380k mortgage taken out July 2024, on a house valued at about $425k at the time.
In 2026, it's valued $362,800. Jr & Brianna might have some (idk $50-100k?) equity in the property.

2006 Highland (Jack & Tammy's new-build home)
I can't find a reliable figure for Scalfani equity in this property, one site says $21k. Peoplefinder sites suggest a $480,0000 mortgage in September 2024. Though this figure is crazy and could easily be datascraper nonsense (wouldn't the mortgage from 103 cover the new build?), ooh boy county records have this property appraised at $633,900 in 2026 and it's been taxed on that value for 2-3 years now.
Very rough napkin math making a million assumptions, I'd guess Jack's monthly dues are
103 Thomas: $136/mo taxes, $2,200/mo mortgage
2006 Highland: $238/mo taxes, $1,500/mo mortgage
Rough rough estimate, the Scalfanis may collectively owe about $4,000/mo to mortgages and for property taxes.

Summary for shape-rotators: Jack bought these 2 properties using most of the cash from the sale of his previous house. Jack deeded #103 to Jack Jr, and then took out ~$350k mortgage on #103 to fund the building of #2006. Somehow though elite money management skills he spent over 500k (+$100k land value) building this completely unremarkable end product. Oops guess it's time for another mortgage to make up the difference. Three years in to a pair of 30-year mortgages they're potentially having difficulties with, oooh budy :lol:
 

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It's even more insane when you realize they seem to have done all of that in no small part because of some conspiratard beliefs that they were going to need to protect themselves against some kind of mass societal breakdown.

Also sorry if I'm late on this but I was just looking up the houses on Google and saw what someone named Jack's house.
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It's even more insane when you realize they seem to have done all of that in no small part because of some conspiratard beliefs that they were going to need to protect themselves against some kind of mass societal breakdown.

Also sorry if I'm late on this but I was just looking up the houses on Google and saw what someone named Jack's house.
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It's funny how Fatty has Jr's house blurred on google streetview, since it just confirms to anyone with a brain that some e-celeb lives there rather than the possibility that the phonebook info might have been incorrect.
 
He wants to do CHEEZEDAKE WURZ! But just arbys for today
There'd be no point since he doesn't know what the fuck a cheese steak is. This fat faggot keeps confusing French dips and Italian beefs with them all the fucking time.

As for Arby's terrible cheesesteak? If I had to guess the cheese was just heavily melted into the beef and it just coagulated with the fat and grease. I've had shitty cheese steaks that do that too. Fatman was just angy that it wasn't soaked in a layer of cheese so thick that you could pull it like his mashed potatoes.

The gurgle reflex he threatened to do will be as worthless as ever, since it's just going to be fast food slop takes on cheesesteak. If I had to guess, probably Jimmy John's, Jersey Mike, and that's probably about it. It'll be completely worthless.

Also watching him eat that sandwich horizontally is clownish. It's like watching a particularly repugnant Chihuahua gnawing on a bone.
 
Of all the fast food places Arby's has the best variety, they have great pictures! And the best variety! And the best milkshakes!

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This is so pathetic. There's clearly melted cheese and the minced meat's texture clearly shows it's mixed with melted cheese. Why is he doing this?
Oh, I forgot this was the guy that juiced some limes to "preserve eggs".
 
Controllers make about/low six figures, yes, but consider Jack not having a job since the 90s, all his medical bills, and nigger-tier spending habits.
Let's not forget that, no matter how much Hammy is making, when they first moved to Tennessee they bought a house in a suburb. They then sold that house, and we don't know how much they had paid off, so there's no way of know if they had any equity in the house. They then bought the house that Jr and Hammy Jr live in, and then got another loan, at a far too high interest rate, to build Jack's stupid "dream home" with his "Studio". So regardless of how much Hammy is making, they are likely very deeply underwater, even if we assume that Jr and Brianna took over the payments on the house they live in. That's one of the reasons Jack makes his "Daddy Trump I am very angy with you" videos. He's mad that the federal interest rate hasn't gone down to where he wants it so they can refinance the McMansion they had built.
 
Of course fatty only went against Trump when Trump's policies hurt him. He didn't mind it until the high interest rates and inflation started hurting his ability to make shitty videos and put more GUD MEAT in his maw
 
It's even more insane when you realize they seem to have done all of that in no small part because of some conspiratard beliefs that they were going to need to protect themselves against some kind of mass societal breakdown.
Fatty has been going on about this for the longest time and he honestly thinks that it's just around the corner. He originally wanted a place out in the sticks with a creek or some water flowing through it just in case. It's also why he was pushing those "tower gardens" at some point to grow his own vegetables before they became "evil". But he's the kind of smoothbrain that honestly thinks society will break down just around the corner and True Christians like him and his family will be singled out and hunted down.

He wants to do CHEEZEDAKE WURZ!
That would mean going to Philly and we all know how Fatty feels when there's too many darkies around. He'd be constantly worried that some gangbanger would show up and steal his precious juicy meats.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack has terrible vision even though he wears glasses. It's probably why he can't see shit.
He's admitted that he can't read the screen and his vision is blurry due to the strokes. For a while he needed somebody to monitor his Youtube comments and approve them because he couldn't.
 
He's admitted that he can't read the screen and his vision is blurry due to the strokes. For a while he needed somebody to monitor his Youtube comments and approve them because he couldn't.
My eye doctor said something that equated to that people would let the health of their body go to complete hell, but would draw the line if the same would happen to their eyes. Clearly, Jack didn't get the memo and now his eyesight suffers to the point where he can't do his channel. No wonder he couldn't see the cheese on his cheesesteak.
That would mean going to Philly and we all know how Fatty feels when there's too many darkies around. He'd be constantly worried that some gangbanger would show up and steal his precious juicy meats.
Never in a million years would he ever go to Philly. My family talks shit about Philly, but that's because our family comes from the Pittsburgh area.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Jack has terrible vision even though he wears glasses. It's probably why he can't see shit.

His legal blindness is well-established, and is also my second-favorite disability he pretends to not have (with the first being how he pretends to be able to stand and walk using no more than his tripedal gunt and a conspicuous utility vehicle or kitchen island between himself and the camera): Jack can't see what's on the IMAX screen, and insecurity over his nearsightedness is part of why he demands giant photos of the food be on restaurant menus instead of descriptions (and he still can't see or "read" these, unless there's a quick cut in which we see him struggling to recall what Tammy told him it was five seconds before; as though he's cheating a kindergarten entrance exam).

It's usually a guaranteed laugh whenever Jack cookie monster-bellows "JUSS LOOKIT ALL DA _____"; because he's either pointing out something that isn't there, highlighting something so obvious that it doesn't require pointing out (e.g., a giant sign saying "We Have Brisket!"), or complaining that something which is obviously there isn't; because he won't allow being too stupid to lie about what he's able to see stop him from being MAD.
 
Imagine if fatty's next stroke takes his smell and taste too. I hope it does and he lives for at least another decade, never to taste GUD MEAT ever again.
This man already has no sense of taste or smell. That's why he needs to be able to see everything, as he's operating purely by memory of what little taste he had. "I CAN TASTE THE PEPPERONI!" when talking about a pizza, he's not tasting shit, he's pretending he did because he saw it. Even though cheese is clearly visible on the sandwich to someone with normal eyesight, he doesn't see it, and can't taste it, therefore it doesn't exist.

At best he can still notice things like capsaicin, which is why he loves putting peppers and shit on everything(and Tammy hates it, so it means more for him). Maybe he can still notice faint notes of some of the most basic shit but I doubt it's much beyond that.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jack has terrible vision even though he wears glasses. It's probably why he can't see shit.
He has been to an optometrist within the past couple years or so, because the glasses he uses when he's not sitting in front of his computer seem to make their first appearance in this video from 1/31/25 and his amish store fat on the go videos from around the same time(and eventually he seems to transition to just using this pair all the time)

Now of course that doesn't necessarily mean much, because really an optometrist only has so much to work with and likely only got his vision to something usable, rather than GUD especially since Fatty probably isn't entirely compliant anyway and likely bitches about everything not to mention them wanting the smell out of their office as quickly as possible.
 
Imagine if fatty's next stroke takes his smell and taste too.
This has been brought up before, but the true poetic justice will be if it permanently destroys his ability to speak and to swallow solid food and Tambo will need to puree all the GUD MEET AN CHEEZ for him for the rest of his sorry, increasingly incoherently furious life. Eventually she just starts adding melted Crisco to his Ensure and then locking the bellowing blob away in the mother in law suite for most of the day, because he sure can't get himself out of a room anymore. He's almost all the way there with only one out of four limbs sound and his constant gurgling out of an already half-paralyzed throat.
 
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