DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Does Phil wear diapers?

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Dude was literally like 1, 2 clicks away from signing up for nexus mods premium when he downloads like 2 mods a year before his dents managed to warn him off it. (I don't entirely disagree with his Rockstar take though, fuck gay scammy subscription services)
Too bad it was all a ragebaiting scam. Someone called him out mid-rant and he had to ban them for pointing out the obvious.

 
Too bad he still looks like a septuagenarian in real life.
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It's okay Mr. Burnell, we all have trouble eating sometimes. I'll get a nurse to come help you right away, alright sweetheart?

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That face is a panty dropper all over the Pacific Northwest. Maybe those panties belong to cross dressing faggots into men shaped like a half melted gumby but it still drops panties.
 
Here’s one to ponder: Would DSP getting into the Smash Brothers “Community” elevate either side of the equation, or make them even worse?
I'm not sure anything would even happen. He's not "part of the pokemon community", he just opens cards on stream. Nobody who plays competitive pokemon or pokemon TCG knows he exists. It would be the same for Smash, except there's no extracurricular stuff for him to get sidetracked by. It's not like he can keep doing story mode forever. I can't see him playing Ultimate online and I definitely can't see him being intelligent enough to figure out how to use Slippi. (Although, in DSP's defense, he might actually like Ultimate, since no Nintendo games use rollback!)
 
Apparently FlatmanB is in Casino chat trying to sweep for Phil.
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What in the sweet fuck?

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(From his slideshow.)
Resident Gerbil
Just a reminder that while Phil is whining about people being "tricked into a subscription service" by Rockstar, the valedictorian himself signed up for EA Origin on a free trial, forgot to cancel it before it charged his credit card, then bitched about it when the trial expired and EA charged him.
Let it not be forgotten that people are still renewing their Patreon pledge to him every month and he sure hasn't reminded them to stop when he stopped providing anything whatsoever.
 
I'm not sure anything would even happen. He's not "part of the pokemon community", he just opens cards on stream. Nobody who plays competitive pokemon or pokemon TCG knows he exists. It would be the same for Smash, except there's no extracurricular stuff for him to get sidetracked by. It's not like he can keep doing story mode forever. I can't see him playing Ultimate online and I definitely can't see him being intelligent enough to figure out how to use Slippi. (Although, in DSP's defense, he might actually like Ultimate, since no Nintendo games use rollback!)
This. There is no way in hell that Dave would ever get involved in a gaming community that is as focused on live PVP competition and technical skill while also being incredibly backstabby and toxic as the Smash tards. He would be fucking dogwater at the game, and I think he's just barely self-aware enough to realize this, which is why he would never do it. There is no money to be made, and his ego couldn't take it. He's also just not a social-style individual, he's a total hermit who sees troles hiding behind every bush and is terrified to even go across the street to pick up fast food slop. The Pokemon thing is just an excuse to do gacha pulls and talk about doing gacha pulls on stream without giving the detractors a W (at least, in Phil's mind). He has zero interest in being part of any community other than the "retards who give me money" community.
 
Would you trust this man around your child?

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Yet another AI-powered (I assume? I really have trouble believing a human artist capable of this exists among his dents)) nightmare from his slide show.
Him generating fan art for himself is a new low, such a crybaby narc who wishes his audience were Wolverine dolls he could order to like him and most importantly support the stream
 
He loses any time he plays against an actual player and only wins when the game throws him an AI opponent out of pity, lol.
Which is, or was at least, every other game. I don't think I've ever seen a pity system that was more blatantly demeaning because the AI opponents aren't challenging whatsoever. It's just him bouncing between getting crushed and a free win on a battle-by-battle basis.
 
He sent them money to ask if DSP is really that bad twice lmao

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Hey FlatMan. On the off chance that you ever stumble into this thread and read this post, I want you to know: you are winning. Don't listen to the haters. Ignore what they're saying about you. This is what winning looks like. And remember: the more you spend, the more you win, and the more convincing you are. Godspeed.
 
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