💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Like, he did NOT have a balcony before this. It was a roof. Im pretty sure there's a tweet where he outright states that he's converting his roof into a balcony.
His specific choice of phrase, on May 6, 2026, was "New spring project. I've always wanted to build out the overhang on the 2nd floor of our house into a functional balcony. Bit the bullet and away we go. Deck boards cut and down, now on to the railings." (xitter link)
 
Calling city inspectors on someone is usually behavior of the highest faggotry.
Inspectors just drive around all day looking for people to fuck over, they don't even need stalker child assistance. If you ever e-mail or call your city safety/building permits department, they will put in a special visit after about a month just to make sure you are doing alright, in the hopes they get to change that. I guarantee Fatrick set this in motion himself for even reaching out to these assholes! He'd have had a better shot at getting away with it if he'd have just said fucking nothing. You've never met a petty dictator until you talk to the permitting department bureaucrats. If they get to staple a stop work order to your door they will jizz in their pants. And it's even worse in large metro areas because there is an extra layer of corruption on top of it, where the inspectors expect to be bribed rewarded just for doing their job without causing extra problems.
 
Has Rick posted a photo of a bubble level tool resting flat on his balcony?

Listen bubble child. You will sit in the middle, you will prove my shoddy DIY is safe, you will ensure my obese form will sit flatly & fatly on this raised viewing point.

It all makes sense when you realise Pat wants an Auschwitz-style watchtower to watch for Craigslist pests and escapees from the peperoni basement.
The deck is perfectly level stalker child. It is the just ground that is off balance. Much like it is you who will be off balance when Tomlinson ends you rightly in the duel you have just begun. Oblige Noblige Stalker.
 
Fuck, I hate him.

I really hope the most joyless, rules-lawyering, pedantic, obnoxious lickspittle city worker that they’ve got nails him to the wall.

‘It was funsters that told you so it doesn’t count…’ - where the fuck does he draw the line with that I wonder? The identity of the person making the report here is irrelevant you fat faggot.
If I received an email like that I would do everything I could to fuck the sender over.
 
Patrick is in trouble for his shitty deck and has written an absolutely unhinged letter blaming cyberstalkers, making demands and threats, and being an asshole. Source of these documents is here:


In the email correspondence where Rick says he was "assured he would not need a permit" he lied and said he is "installing railings on an existing balcony". The guy he was talking to understood this to mean he was simply replacing existing railings and said no. This might get good, it's very clear Rick was trying to pull some shit here.
Why is DAVID C JACH listed as Registration Owner? Didn't he sell the fatplex to pat and big nick years ago?
 
Fuck, I hate him.

I really hope the most joyless, rules-lawyering, pedantic, obnoxious lickspittle city worker that they’ve got nails him to the wall.

‘It was funsters that told you so it doesn’t count…’ - where the fuck does he draw the line with that I wonder? The identity of the person making the report here is irrelevant you fat faggot.
I don't hate fatrick, I just find him funny to see how much he's dug himself into his own hell and how he keeps making it worse.
 
Inspectors just drive around all day looking for people to fuck over
I'm laughing at fatty a little extra hard because my experience recently has been very contrary to this.

I've had trouble getting an inspector off his fat ass for a job that can't continue until he does, because retard town has retard regulations and I pray we never work in this town again.

I'm just glad this miserable fat fuck is suffering, too. I've gone to the site several times for several noshows. The crew cant wait forever so they started another job last Thursday. I just do a bit of office bitch work and some logistical crap mostly, so my time is usually my own after about an hour each morning unless we're starting or finishing a job, sooooo guess who gets to wait around for a fat bureaucratic sonuvabitch to do his fucking job and arrive when he says he will?

Drive around all day? I fucking wish.

Sorry. Needed to vent. Another no show today, another drive to a town I've never liked for fuck all nothing. I've been dealing with this asshole's antics since his first noshow, last Monday. I loathe being beholden to unreliable people. And his supervisor just doesn't give any fucks about anyone else's schedule.

Suffer fatrick.
 
fuck it, I’m team Pat now. I’m rooting for him. Because every time he wins he knocks someone down to his level and that is the funniest shit possible.

If the cops raid him he’ll win. If he publishes a book it’ll be a best seller. He’s like an underdog story in the best possible way. The playful trickster felting the world. We’re all stalker children and the world is his prison. Suffah us.
Yeah, I’m rooting for Fatrick now. The King of Milwaukee requires a balcony to address his loyal subjects and shower them with fresh pepperoni. The bureaucrat children shall know the great and terrible wrath of the Porcine Emperor.
 
Now I have to repeat myself from that conversation, which I really do not enjoy doing. Your office DID NOT receive a complaint about our balcony. Not in the incident that triggered your May 20th inspection of our property, and not now in this new example. What actually happened was your online reporting system was fraudulently targeted by cyberstalkers and literal domestic terrorists who have previously and repeatedly attempted to have both myself and my wife murdered in our home by the Milwaukee Police Department through dozens of false police reports more commonly known as SWATTing attacks.
My God, the entitlement with this man is beyond comprehension, he does realise that councils have their own regulations and guidelines right? Okay, maybe some trolls have called/emailed about it, but it doesn't take from the fact that he did not get the right permission prior and did a piss poor job on the construction as well, if anyone was to buy the house off him, they would have to tear it down
 
Pat is clearly and objectively wrong in this situation. He lied regarding the existing "balcony". It was never a balcony, ever, at any previous point in time. Of course, we know where this situation is going.
No, stalker. It was always a balcony, because Pat said so. This is how you die. Enjoy prison.
>PPP only knows two things about Ricky Tits
>Both of them are wrong

Par for the course
His main source of info so far has been Null who routinely gets the most basic Pat facts wrong. My favorite is Null repeatedly saying that Rick was a guest on Opie & Anthony.
 
Here are some glorious replies from our porky princess, niggeroni master. Here's a really FAT shadow of his body and his FAT face for all to see.
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Stop doing their bidding.
He's pleading to not get fucked. Glorious.

Code enforcement are like some seventh circle of hell where normal magical powers of bullshittery do not work. Either he knows the right person to make this go away or he's forking over some of that payout.
 
Holy shit reading those emails from Pat and they sound like the stuff normally written by turbo assburger Acerthorn when he's especially angry.

I'm curious whether or not Pat is lying to the inspector, or merely retarded (inb4 both). The dude he emailed originally may have simply misunderstood the question, or when told it was an existing balcony made a faulty assumption. Either way his answer was fairly clear that replacing an existing railing doesn't require a permit, but that's not what Pat did.

How, as a published author super genius, you read that particular email and come away with "I was told I don't need any permits for what I actually did" IDK. Seems like you'd have to be some sort of retard who barely passed school to have such poor reading comprehension.
 
There's a few (fat hand) pictures also on the second page of uploads on the violation and one more letter that was missed

Brendan,
As promised yesterday, photos demonstrating the guardrail meets or exceeds the minimun 36" height requirement and the maximun 4 5/8" spacing requirement of Milwaukee's municipal building codes to satisfy your Plan Examiner.

We consider this matter now permanently closed and will not entertain further conversation about it. We cannot and will not be expected to tolerate reopening this issue every time one of the criminals stalking our family and home makes another fraudulent complain to your office.

Once was enough. Twice was unacceptable. A third time would constitute deliberate harassment.
Sincerely,
Patrick S. Tomlinson
 

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I'm laughing at fatty a little extra hard because my experience recently has been very contrary to this.

I've had trouble getting an inspector off his fat ass for a job that can't continue until he does, because retard town has retard regulations and I pray we never work in this town again.

I'm just glad this miserable fat fuck is suffering, too. I've gone to the site several times for several noshows. The crew cant wait forever so they started another job last Thursday. I just do a bit of office bitch work and some logistical crap mostly, so my time is usually my own after about an hour each morning unless we're starting or finishing a job, sooooo guess who gets to wait around for a fat bureaucratic sonuvabitch to do his fucking job and arrive when he says he will?

Drive around all day? I fucking wish.

Sorry. Needed to vent. Another no show today, another drive to a town I've never liked for fuck all nothing. I've been dealing with this asshole's antics since his first noshow, last Monday. I loathe being beholden to unreliable people. And his supervisor just doesn't give any fucks about anyone else's schedule.

Suffer fatrick.
This mirrors my experience as well in a completely different part of the country having to do renovations involving permits. Inspectors show up late, cancel, re-schedule, cancel again an hour before the scheduled time, over and over. It's fucking ridiculous.

And when they did show up? walked around for 2 minutes, nodded, and signed off. Which sounds great, except for the hours of my own time wasted and weeks of delays caused.

My God, the entitlement with this man is beyond comprehension, he does realise that councils have their own regulations and guidelines right? Okay, maybe some trolls have called/emailed about it, but it doesn't take from the fact that he did not get the right permission prior and did a piss poor job on the construction as well, if anyone was to buy the house off him, they would have to tear it down
I doubt it was even trolls, just fucking neighbors would have valid reason to complain about his externally done shoddy work visible from the street. All while also needing to frame an exterior door into the wall for his stupid "balcony". This redneck engineering shit fucks up property values in areas because no one wants to live around that crap, and it's not even got anything to do with an HOA. No one wants to live across the street from a condemned shithole because the retard turned a porch overhang into a deck 3 years prior causing the front of the house to rot off.
 
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