💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Candidate No 7]

Nobody cared about the reflecting pool prior to Trump making it a vanity project. He made a huge fucking deal about making the reflecting pool, and now hes big ass mad that it blew up in his face, because hes a lolcow.

And how! With an obvious Photoshop with the same birds and something about Obama who left office nine years ago.



And now he is still going on about vandals somehow slashing the bottom of the pool and posting undated photos:





Most everything else on his Truth Social (apart from automated endorsement announcements) sounds like a seven year old crying in his treehouse that it was his birthday party and they should have watched Pinocchio like he wanted and not Peter Pan and see if I come to anyone else's stupid birthday party.



As for this I know who is speaking of obviously but I don't get the husband jibe. Make sense to anyone?

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

She released this song on Youtube 6 months ago. It has a whopping 2.5k likes and she's an okay singer but isn't professional level and she certainly isn't at the level that you'd want her to be the marque singer at an event for the country's 250th anniversary or for a presidential event. And remember, this is a music video which means it was a studio recording, which involves autotune, editing, etc... so she certainly sounds much worse live

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DmlaU-WOHkc
Also, lol these lyrics are just pure slop

USPG2 MAGAloids probably claim these are amazing lyrics

How desperate do you have to be for clout to sleep with Kash Patel? And not because he's a jeet, but because he's a stupid, spineless, cross-eyed little worm-man.

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Yeah he said months ago that he didn't want housing to be affordable because he wants homeowners to retain their wealth.

 

[Jew-ish]

Lmao the fat faggot is incapable of diplomacy in his own front yard. Articles of impeachment or his cabinet declaring him unfit to serve here we come

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

How desperate do you have to be for clout to sleep with Kash Patel? And not because he's a jeet, but because he's a stupid, spineless, cross-eyed little worm-man.

Drugs, especially date rape ones. Alcohol. Mental retardation after the beer goggles wear off. Blackmail.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I mean who gives a fuck about the reflecting pool period? They could destroy it and I couldn't care less

Trump wants to shit on/in the Reflecting Pool because it's associated with civil rights gatherings and he's easily triggered by the parts of American history that make Republicans look bad. It's not any different from blm terrorists attacking statues of Robert E. Lee and Christopher Columbus.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

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Is this why my grandmother kept talking about New York and socialism this morning? She's unfortunately one of those people who never seems to turn off Fox no matter how anxious the constant stream of bad news makes her.

 

[cuttysnark]

Is this why my grandmother kept talking about New York and socialism this morning? She's unfortunately one of those people who never seems to turn off Fox no matter how anxious the constant stream of bad news makes her.

 

[Sandnigger]

As for this I know who is speaking of obviously but I don't get the husband jibe. Make sense to anyone?

Kelly looks like a man.

Trump wants to shit on/in the Reflecting Pool because it's associated with civil rights gatherings and he's easily triggered by the parts of American history that make Republicans look bad. It's not any different from blm terrorists attacking statues of Robert E. Lee and Christopher Columbus.

Right-wingers mad at civil rights symbols and blacks mad at slavery symbols are the same thing ?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Is this why my grandmother kept talking about New York and socialism this morning? She's unfortunately one of those people who never seems to turn off Fox no matter how anxious the constant stream of bad news makes her.

Facebook Boomers wouldn't know actual socialism/communism if Lenin and Marx both lept out of their ass and smashed them with a hammer while singing "Workers of the World Unite."

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Right-wingers mad at civil rights symbols and blacks mad at slavery symbols are the same thing ?

Yes, sperging out over nothing, sometimes deliberately antagonizing locals, and other times over absolute bullshit. Remember the "controversy" over a statue of a gynecologist who came up with the first treatment for vaginal fistulas? Women weren't leaking diarrhea out of their vadges anymore as a reward for having a stillborn baby, but the rumor on Twitter was that he tested his procedure on slaves and didn’t use anesthetic because he hated black people and wanted to torture them. Trump is not quite as stupid as that.

 

[Captain Syrup]

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Not even going to maintain the patina of Trump 1.

Once the neo-cons bought him out, he had to cater to them, and they dragged him down to their level.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Not even going to maintain the patina of Trump 1.

Once the neo-cons bought him out, he had to cater to them, and they dragged him down to their level.

Fatty's handlers know how doomed they are in the midterms so it's more attempts at election rigging to try and keep power

 

[SBG]

So Trump rants and raves at the Republican lunch, doesn't get much pushback except from like Cassidy who called the Iran war a blunder and then he starts pouting and gives up on doing the Housing bill today.

https://x.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/2069850290455535825

 

[The Hardest R]

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Our pajeet FBI director’s Mossad-linked girlfriend being the marquee singer for the 250th anniversary rally is a perfect representation of America these days.

 

[Captain Syrup]

"visibly Jewish"

Fatty's handlers know how doomed they are in the midterms so it's more attempts at election rigging to try and keep power

It's a dummymander, Republicans are desperately signaling to MAGA that it'll backfire.

He's going to keep crying fraud, even if it would be better for the party if he didn't.

 

[Phak Yo-Mom]

Meanwhile, the real America 250 party goes on with folks enjoying the World Cup.

Trump only remembers the World Cup when he sees an opportunity to make it about himself or to fuck with visas from countries he doesn't like

Our pajeet FBI director’s Mossad-linked girlfriend being the marquee singer for the 250th anniversary rally is a perfect representation of America these days.

Kid Rock's Freedom 250 Tour sounds more exciting

 

[The Hardest R]

I think some people here are missing the point.

Nobody cared about the reflecting pool prior to Trump making it a vanity project. He made a huge fucking deal about making the reflecting pool, and now hes big ass mad that it blew up in his face, because hes a lolcow.

Theres no reason to allocate resources towards painting the reflecting pool or otherwise renovating/sterilizing it, just like theres no reason for the destruction of the white house, or the national guards presence in the capital besides a fat diaper wearing retard who happens to be the fucking president wills it.

I mean who gives a fuck about the reflecting pool period? They could destroy it and I couldn't care less

Trump is such an embarrassing dipshit that he turned this pool “upgrade” into a big deal and fucked it up. Blaming leftist saboteurs and rally goers saying they’re pro-algae is some shit even Mike Judge couldn’t think up of for Idiocracy. None of those Bri’ish In The Thick Of It shows could think of this either. Truly amazing to see.

It does show the best course of action is to just laugh at him. Screaming about him getting two scoops of ice cream or eating taco bowls was a big mistake. Dressing up as algae burned his ass much better.

Kid Rock's Freedom 250 Tour sounds more exciting

It’s really telling that even Kid Rock wanted nothing to do with this shitshow.

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Yes, sperging out over nothing, sometimes deliberately antagonizing locals, and other times over absolute bullshit. Remember the "controversy" over a statue of a gynecologist who came up with the first treatment for vaginal fistulas? Women weren't leaking diarrhea out of their vadges anymore as a reward for having a stillborn baby, but the rumor on Twitter was that he tested his procedure on slaves and didn’t use anesthetic because he hated black people and wanted to torture them. Trump is not quite as stupid as that.

On the one hand, I still remember the idiotic faggots who were angry at a statue of "Lincoln the Great Emancipator", paid for by freed slaves grateful to him, because the negro in the statue was just getting up off the ground; and their retarded minds jumped to "Oh Lincoln's standing above like he's still in charge of him." or some shit. Honestly, the faggots should've been the ones to get whipped moreso than the slaves of old.

But on the other hand,

Trump is not quite as stupid as that.

Yes he is. He totally fucking is. Given the volumes of shit that's been dug up regarding Donny boy's actions, he is definitely stupid enough to pull that shit; if only he isn't either stopped/distracted by something else OR is basically told by someone smarter that such actions might fuck over his approval, get him in more legal trouble or some shit. I honestly believe that is the only reason we haven't seen "full retard" from Trump, outside of some specific actions.

 

[Oxyjen]

It does show the best course of action is to just laugh at him. Screaming about him getting two scoops of ice cream or eating taco bowls was a big mistake. Dressing up as algae burned his ass much better

Please can you guys just keep relentlessly trolling him about algae, every minute he’s preoccupied and mad about that is a minute he’s not nuking China or some shit.