DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Odds that the Roach King will ignore Pigroach’s attempts at farming drama?

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Hes going to fake more donations today hes probably still on the crashout hes been having for the past week. At what point does he realize that faking donations actively discourages his dents from donating? When he gets back to gameplay and starts begging like a crackhead people are looking at him like, dude you just got 800 dollars why would we donate.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Something gross I was thinking about today. When was the last time you think Phil saw a dentist?

in high school
in his twenties
in his thirties
never been to the dentist once
went in the past few years

 

[RougeRed]

Hes going to fake more donations today hes probably still on the crashout hes been having for the past week. At what point does he realize that faking donations actively discourages his dents from donating? When he gets back to gameplay and starts begging like a crackhead people are looking at him like, dude you just got 800 dollars why would we donate.

The idea of actually faking tips originally was to get a little closer to the goals. If he wasn't getting anything and it was 50 more dollars to a vest or something, he'd pretend he got a 10 dollar tip so now a dent only has to give 40 to get there. I wasn't entirely convinced that he was priming the tip jar until he explained what "priming the tip jar" is and then went on to say he'd never done that on his streams. Phil denying he ever did something automatically makes me think he probably did.

While I'm thinking about it, another bit of trickery he used to do a lot with the goals was to sit on tips he'd already gotten. If they were 10 away from a goal, and 10 came in, he wouldn't say anything about it. The idea was that another dent would think they needed to donate 10 to reach the goal and he'd get to go "Oh, 2 people donated. I didn't see it because PayPal was acting weird. Well, that gets us to the goal AYUND we're only 40 away from the next one!"

I'd hesistate to ever call DSP clever, but when it comes to tricking retards into giving him money, he does put in more effort than he does for the things like making content and being an adult.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The idea of actually faking tips originally was to get a little closer to the goals. If he wasn't getting anything and it was 50 more dollars to a vest or something, he'd pretend he got a 10 dollar tip so now a dent only has to give 40 to get there. I wasn't entirely convinced that he was priming the tip jar until he explained what "priming the tip jar" is and then went on to say he'd never done that on his streams. Phil denying he ever did something automatically makes me think he probably did.

Yes, when Phil would likely fake tips then, it was at least beneficial trying to convince the dents to give him more money. Many streamers do this. It's disgusting, but it's streaming culture.

Now, these outrageous "Anon" tips that he's also put completely within his control, he's doing it to appear sussessful. It's just stupid delusions now.

 

[morel style individual]

Yes, when Phil would likely fake tips then, it was at least beneficial trying to convince the dents to give him more money. Many streamers do this. It's disgusting, but it's streaming culture.

Is this true? Isn't Phil literally the only streamer that doesn't have live notifications for his stream donations? I don't understand how it would work for other people.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

As pointed out on WPIG today, it's the 11 year anniversary of Phil being swatted. Let us all take a moment to somberly reflect on the fact that until the This Is How You Don't Play Moo-ment, nobody ever disliked Phil and everyone understood he was just a silly guy making jokes dood and if you insult him on the Internet you are inviting attempts on his life.

(Swatting is obviously actually fucked up, it just remains very funny that after he got over the initial shock Phil tried to frame it all like that.)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Is this true? Isn't Phil literally the only streamer that doesn't have live notifications for his stream donations? I don't understand how it would work for other people.

It's another tool of ControlFreakPhil; it allows only him to know when something comes in and he can take his time to manually enter the person on the leaderboard.

 

[Coke Zero]

it's the 11 year anniversary of Phil being swatted

Phil has never been swatted. Swatting is when the cops kick your door down and enter the house with their guns drawn and pointed at you. In phil's case two police officers knocked on the door, and asked for permission to check around the house. It was a wellness check, not a swatting.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is this true? Isn't Phil literally the only streamer that doesn't have live notifications for his stream donations? I don't understand how it would work for other people.

Every other streamer I know has their donation animations and TTS set through Streamlabs or similar platform. It's simple to do test donations on there that look real. And there's fake donations and money laundering shit like IP2 does.

 

[spacko]

Those tips were 100% fake because of the following things;

1. REMEMBER RULE 1 - PHIL CAN NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER TAKE AN L. This fucker would have his mother on her apparent deathbed. She was not. A detractor called the house, and she answered.
2. Acting, Phil has said for decades, has said he is good at acting (he is not). Also, last year, he said, "I could fake tips, and you won't know." Which means he has faked tips and will.
3. Saving face, livestream fails, but also a certain Pokémon tuber; https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArqCQA-M3dA A certain Possum made a video, and funnily enough Phil has been watching these videos because he has mentioned talking points from them both times. Phil is most likely the most active user on his thread; I am not joking either.
4. Proving a point, Phil the night before, was getting flak for talking about Pokémon. He needs this to succeed; the Asmon bump was humiliating for him.

Also, the middle of the month is his most inactive period.

phil's aggroing the pokemon autists

lol

lmao

uh oh

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

The idea of actually faking tips originally was to get a little closer to the goals. If he wasn't getting anything and it was 50 more dollars to a vest or something, he'd pretend he got a 10 dollar tip so now a dent only has to give 40 to get there. I wasn't entirely convinced that he was priming the tip jar until he explained what "priming the tip jar" is and then went on to say he'd never done that on his streams. Phil denying he ever did something automatically makes me think he probably did.

The reason Phil is faking such large tips is to own the detractors because asmongold made a video making fun of Phil. Phil is good at keeping his dents wallets open but he is far from clever. Theres a reason Phil has a board dedicated to him on the farms. Phil has pretty much waged war against detractors and kneecaps himself to try to get a win, he does not think about longterm consequences.

 

[Sog Dog]

The reason Phil is faking such large tips is to own the detractors because asmongold made a video making fun of Phil. Phil is good at keeping his dents wallets open but he is far from clever. Theres a reason Phil has a board dedicated to him on the farms. Phil has pretty much waged war against detractors and kneecaps himself to try to get a win, he does not think about longterm consequences.

Philbert's priorities are, in order:

1. Feeding his addiction to gambling and gambling-style activities
2. Protecting his ego
3. Money
[Massive gap]
4. Everything else

The vast majority of his behaviors can be explained by reference to this hierarchy of priorities.

 

[Twrx]

Every other streamer I know has their donation animations and TTS set through Streamlabs or similar platform. It's simple to do test donations on there that look real. And there's fake donations and money laundering shit like IP2 does.

Didn't he get banned from streamlabs? Or am I thinking of someone different

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Didn't he get banned from streamlabs? Or am I thinking of someone different

he did

 

[Yung Dalph]

Not to mention that the Possum guy was also on TBS giving a bit of knowledge in terms of Pokemon card packs, reseals and what have you. He also said that Phil is a scumbag. And we all know that Phil watches TBS religiously just like he still watches the Casino

What I gathered from the Darziak DMs is that he follows what's going on a lot less than what people believe/say.

Almost all his knowledge of anything going on, people talking about him, videos made about him came from paragraphs upon paragraphs of Darziak recaps. His only response to them was "lol they're stupid".

He really didn't seem engaged with it or commenting on it. Even drama with Rich or lolcow live, he had a few short replies to and then continued asking for thumbnails.

Also, you can notice whenever he's addressing things mentioned in the DMs (like Suprcrzy scamming detractors) he knows only the details from the messages.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Didn't he get banned from streamlabs? Or am I thinking of someone different

Yeah one of them, maybe both over time. I think it's more because Phil is tech retarded and needs someone to handhold him through all that.

 

[PD43]

I'm still skeptical on the faking tips theory. At this time he misses so many non goals I can see one of his whales being smart enough to hold onto their money until Phil actually does something they have interest in seeing, Allah King Tut and Street Fighter. So much of the streams these days are Indie games or Simulators. You would have to be a real specific Autist to withhold until Phail is doing Pokemon. I just need more evidence thats all.

 

[smug comporon]

How long did he spend playing Mina? A few hours at most? If his gripes were mostly with the weapon he chose anyone else would have just restarted the game and picked a different one. But no, he spec'd his character wrong the first time and the game got sent to banworld

He had 118 minutes of playtime over 4 streams, but this includes all the time he afks in menus furiously scanning for tips so he can rip open a pack. Part of his quitting rant was that he didn't want to replay 90 minutes of gameplay so he was just desperately looking for any reason to quit.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Remember when he used to freak out and not count anon tips towards goals until they cleared his account? Remember when he used to be so afraid of anon tips being chargebacks that he would almost stroke out on stream?

At the very least they are prearranged and not anonymous.