📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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This wasn't a question, but yes.


Now we're supposed to believe a pooner did some manual labour. Your toiletry bag containing your t-gel isn't a box, sweetheart.


In Australia, the supermarket-roasted chickens in plastic bags are known as a 'bachelor's handbag', because it's associated with men who want an extremely easy meal for dinner.

I suspect this pooner also desperately wants to 'bbq with the boys' even though normal people wouldn't eat something a pooner had touched.
Well, now I'm glad that the lil pooner grilling veggies was wearing oven mitts, since they double as biohazard anti-contamination gloves.
 
yeah I agree with that last statement.

I honestly just love the flavors they put out and it's REALLY disappointing that they support people that I will never be on board with.
I mean even if a cent of my money goes to them when I buy the ice cream from my local supermarket, that's just enough to make me not purchase their products.
There’s so many companies that engage in “rainbow capitalism” barring extreme situations like Lush, hard to refrain from supporting.

Briefly thought about boycotting Nike when they did that bra ad with Dylan Mulvaney, but they have the comfiest workout shoes I’ve tried (Nike winflo 10’s).
And it’s so hard to find a good dairy free ice cream for the lactarded that doesn’t taste like ice chips and sadness *sigh*
 
yeah I hate it. Growing up in the bible belt where everyone said it, to moving to a state where it was seen as redneck, I was pretty fucking weirded out seeing progressive people online take it on. Usually liberal white millennial women in my experience too. The type who would hate southern folk.
My mom's side of the family is southern but not my dad's, and I managed to pick up "ya'll" in my weird slightly southern amalgamation accent but the progressive trend has made me actively stop using it. It's ironic because like you said these were the same people celebrating the hurricane hitting the Bible belt and killing people because they could have voted for trump.
 
Pooner is having buyer's remorse while recovering from top. Is in so much pain that she's considering putting off phallo entirely

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Like clockwork, the other crabs are trying to pull the doubter back into the bucket

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It's a reference to the second top post (archive) of all time on /ftm, where a woman a few weeks on testosterone purchases chicken in a fugue state and 'gets hard' from eating it with her hands:
Pooners and troons ultimately sound like they are doing insulting impressions of each other.

"Oh la-de-da, I'm a girl, yesterday I cried for hours because I broke a nail!"
"Oh yeah? Well look at me, hurr, I'm a male, my passions in life are eating meat and having erections!"
 
Pooner is having buyer's remorse while recovering from top. Is in so much pain that she's considering putting off phallo entirely

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Like clockwork, the other crabs are trying to pull the doubter back into the bucket

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Poor girl. And she "likes being active", so she never belonged on Reddit in the first place.

Another tomboy down, lads.

Wouldn't sticking a dildo you've used to pee through into a hoo-haa potentially lead to UTIs and shit? Because you KNOW they don't wash those things...
I enjoyed reading this comment alongside your PFP of Homer looking disgusted.

"Oh la-de-da, I'm a girl, yesterday I cried for hours because I broke a nail!"
"Oh yeah? Well look at me, hurr, I'm a male, my passions in life are eating meat and having erections!"
This is fucking hilarious. Keep going.
 
Can't quote this post but every now and then I think about it and have a chuckle:
And to think that the purpose of your body as a tranny should be a vehicle to take you to the grocery store, a place where you go so that you can passively consume what other, actually useful people have produced... You don't want your body to be a tool to fight for survival or work/make money because you have never done these things. It's a basement dweller mindset.
 
Huh... I'M INTERSPECIES!

And here I just thought I had used up my 15 minutes of fame in kindergarten when I realized I could wiggle my ears. All the other kids were super impressed.
I can't do that, but I learned as a kid that I can tense a certain muscle and cause my eyes to rapidly vibrate from side to side. I still use that trick to freak out little kids. ;)
 
I want to wear tight clothes
No you don't, tight menswear is uncomfortable and doesn't fit the male form well.

Men who wear tight clothes look like this most of the time
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I want to have a jizz sock
Ew, why?! I don't think the majority of teenage boys and men even use crusty old socks as a masturbation device. That's just disgusting and unhygienic. No other guy I knew as a teen ever had a jizz sock or told me about having one in real life either. The "jizz sock" only really exists as an internet joke. Thinking it's a real life thing is a symptom of being way too terminally online and detached from reality.
I want to wear my dad’s old flannels
As a man I wasn't aware that there was some sort of male tradition or rite of passage where fathers would hand down their flannels to their sons. My dad just gave me all his hand me downs or any clothes that no longer fit him any more when I was a teen and young adult. Of course, they were way too big and worn out which prompted my mum to force me to get rid of them lmao

I want to shower at a gym.
Showering at a gym with other nude men is very awkward and uncomfortable. Most men just want to get the hell out of the locker rooms as quick as possible before and after a workout session.
I want memories where I’m not worrying about how I look.
There are plenty of guys who are incredibly insecure about their physical appearance and don't like seeing themselves in photos. This pooner would be shocked to learn how many dudes get into a tizzy about their stature and hair. :lit:
 
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There’s so many companies that engage in “rainbow capitalism” barring extreme situations like Lush, hard to refrain from supporting.
I truly do not give a single shit about rainbow capitalism anymore, it was nice of companies to engage in it but it's all crap destined for the landfill, still god forbid we dont have our 9xxx spandex polyester rainbow stain-resistant jumpsuits. The reason to not support Lush isn't the Tina the tranny tiger art they had its the corner-cutting and crazy prices, barring the boxing day sale, there's very little reason to go.
it’s so hard to find a good dairy free ice cream for the lactarded that doesn’t taste like ice chips and sadness

1/2 Cup Soaked and Drained Cashews

1 Cup Almond Breeze Milk (Vanilla and sweetened)

1 Cup West Life Soy Milk (Plain Unsweetened)

1 Cup Refined Coconut Oil (Solid at room temp)

1 Cup Coconut Cream (Drain the liquid and use the entire solid cream from one can)

3/4 Cup Fine Sugar

1 Tsp Vanilla bean Paste

1 Tsp Vanilla

1/4 Tsp Salt

Soak whole Cashews in warm water, for around an hour (It can be less time if you heat the water on the stove).

In mixer combine drained Cashews, The Almond Milk and Soy Milk. Run for about five minutes (There should be zero grit and completely creamy when done)

Add the rest of the ingredients (Coconut Oil, Coconut Cream, Vanilla's and salt. Blend until it is seamlessly creamy

Put in ice cream maker
Tah Dah! Replace vanilla with flavoring of choice.

I hate this retarded new world we live in.

Homophobic- “you’re not a lesbian, you just haven’t tried the right dick yet.”
Woke- “you’re not a lesbian, you’re a bigot with a genital preference that hasn’t tried the right (lady) dick yet.”
HONEY THE NEW HOMOBHOBIA DROPPED! I THINK IT'S LIKE COKE AND COKE CLASSIC!
 
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