💼 Careercow Graham Platner / The Democrats' Last-White-Hope / Hitler-Dick(?) / The Second Coming of Fetterman

[WelperHelper99]

@Mr. Racewar1488 chime in on this because you seem to know the region. I'm assuming because you're from there, are they winning the white vote?


The Democrats seem to have a view of the white vote that isn't real. It's what some fuckhead in Bushwick or Hassan thinks is real. You tell me @WelperHelper99 you are the whitest fucking thing imaginable from the whitest fucking regional world. Has anyone said anything positive about these people? And I mean outside of Mormon conservatism.


I think what this is is a couple people in boardrooms for the spies, the larger white community and the United States and thinks they know what gets them. Votes is trying to create a simulacra of what they think white American men want to hear. But it's not real, it's completely fake. And it's obviously fake. That's the worst part about it. It's made by people who despise white people.

I think that somewhere deep in the Democrat machine, there still are a few number crunchers left that live on cigarettes and coffee. I think they are gambling. Keeping Susan Collins isn't a loss for them, but they want their guy still. So they are going to try and push the military vet guy. Someone that is familiar to people. The nazi tattoo is a bit much, but that is where relatableity comes in. He's a "working man". There is leeway there. How much I don't know. That's the gamble. They don't either, it's been decades since they targeted left leaning, working class whites

 

[Captain Quazar]

Well the party is now run by gays, women and muslims/browns (but mostly gays and women). Idk about you but I'm just exhausted with them.

"Women"

 

[Kiwi Farms Gold Member]

Nice thread OP. I’m glad there’s a singular post with all of this, it’s been hard to find anything with the news about him being flooded after the primary win and most mainstream outlets outright not bringing anything up or writing off anything controversial. I think cow potential is there, guy was posting in the antiwork subreddit.

Spoiler: Suggestion for the OP

I do have one suggestion regarding

Spoiler: VA Disability Fraud

Nothing here indicates fraud or encouraging it, the specific comment in the spoiler is probably the single most common piece of advice you see from millennial vets and is just telling a guy to submit his claim sooner rather than later with all his documentation. Searching his Reddit posts, he mentions he was rated at 90% for TBI/Depression/Anxiety, which sure could be faked, but with overseas tours during the Fallujah days combined with the VA requiring documentation for the TBI, there isn’t really anything to indicate his own rating is fraudulent either. It would be different if he mentioned his own rating was for something like “cervical strain” but then he’s posting videos of him deadlifting 500lbs or something.

I’m done sperging, I just wanted to let you know since he has a good chance of being a lolcow and this could make it out of proving grounds.

 

[MrMM]

I do have one suggestion regarding

Nothing here indicates fraud or encouraging it, the specific comment in the spoiler is probably the single most common piece of advice you see from millennial vets and is just telling a guy to submit his claim sooner rather than later with all his documentation. Searching his Reddit posts, he mentions he was rated at 90% for TBI/Depression/Anxiety, which sure could be faked, but with overseas tours during the Fallujah days combined with the VA requiring documentation for the TBI, there isn’t really anything to indicate his own rating is fraudulent either. It would be different if he mentioned his own rating was for something like “cervical strain” but then he’s posting videos of him deadlifting 500lbs or something.

I’m done sperging, I just wanted to let you know since he has a good chance of being a lolcow and this could make it out of proving grounds.

Thanks!

I will be honest I wrote the OP quickly when the Kik stuff leaked. And then got a little overwhelmed doing more research on him as my material kept growing tremendously, planning for a big OP update after the primary. (Then work travel, etc., and I lost momentum).

I plan on hopefully delivering a big update, there kept being murmors of huge shoes to drop as women kept coming out. But the info never fully matched the hype. I plan on getting the next update out before September, as I imagine there will be big oppo-drops the closer we get to the Nov election that will merit another major update after that.

That said, I do plan on making a more fleshed out VA-scammer portion. With the exception of his dad buying him his house and his mom buying oysters from his vanity business, his entire lifestyle has been VA benefits funded (his oyster business is a front for his working class senate business image, it makes no money). And he has other reddit posts basically saying PTSD is fake, etc. And now he's essentially 100% disabled due to his psychological issues but is also running for *SENATE*? I agree "fraud" in the legal sense is perhaps not met, but i think it is in any other real sense for this guy -- he is not disabled, he's just a degenerate who mooches off everyone (women, his family, taxpayers).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

there kept being murmors of huge shoes to drop as women kept coming out.

I would not be surprised if many just showed up to grab some of that Democratic Party hush money and never had any intention of making specific accusations under oath.
Just like people tried to take advantage of the opportunity to make money off Trump, there are always gold digging hyenas who will glomp onto the opportunity for easy money, because they fucked the guy once many years ago.

 

[MrMM]

I would not be surprised if many just showed up to grab some of that Democratic Party hush money and never had any intention of making specific accusations under oath.
Just like people tried to take advantage of the opportunity to make money off Trump, there are always gold digging hyenas who will glomp onto the opportunity for easy money, because they fucked the guy once many years ago.

Honestly, I hadn't really considered this. Which is a reflection of my own naivety. But I think I assumed the party of #believeallwomen would be reluctant to just payout for silence -- but the honest answer is if he was abusing DC women it was almost certainly women who would never want to harm the dem party and would take a check to go away.

Query whether, if this happened, they filed this as a campaign expense (of course not) which if not could give rise to 34 felonies if we apply the Alvin Bragg standard for settlements with sex accusers for Trump (lol of course not).

Anyone who uploaded a towel-only photo of themselves to Kik in *2016* is obviously a sex pest degenerate (and probable pedophile). A base case assumption of wrongdoing is almost certainly correct.

 

[Kiwi Farms Gold Member]

there kept being murmors of huge shoes to drop as women kept coming out. But the info never fully matched the hype. I plan on getting the next update out before September, as I imagine there will be big oppo-drops the closer we get to the Nov election that will merit another major update after that.

Yeah, I would imagine they realized he had a chance and didn’t want to kneecap themselves too early, need to save some for an October Aurprise, even though I think we’re pretty limited in what else would be surprising at this point. It’s comical at least, it’ll be fun to see where this goes during election season.

But I think I assumed the party of #believeallwomen would be reluctant to just payout for silence

Raphael Warnock had DV allegations and allegations of obstructing investigations into child abuse at a summer camp. He is now a senator for Georgia. Believe all women is great optics but they care more about their best chance at winning, which apparently is uhhhhh the guy with a kik account and nazi tattoo that fantasized about raping home intruders and likes to browse r/antiwork to talk about communism.

 

[harmy.kook]

The guy is a blatant attempt to recreate the Virginia win, but aimed at Zoomers who'll be too busy calling him based to read the fine print

(Edit: Typo)

 

[Air support]

Thread is too political guy just seems like some grooner democrat

 

[Bueno Excellente]

Raphael Warnock had DV allegations and allegations of obstructing investigations into child abuse at a summer camp. He is now a senator for Georgia. Believe all women is great optics but they care more about their best chance at winning, which apparently is uhhhhh the guy with a kik account and nazi tattoo that fantasized about raping home intruders and likes to browse r/antiwork to talk about communism.

I mean he's the guy who got 72% of the vote (and that's first-choice votes, no Maine RCV shenanigans required) in a high-turnout primary and raised twice as much campaign money as the rest of the field combined, Assuming the Democrats want "someone who Maine Dems will turn out for in the general" as the nomineee, it's not like they can pick anyone else. To the extent that anyone should be on the hook if he crashes and burns, imo it's not the Democrats, it's the population of Maine and the fact that most of them are Stephen King characters.

Regarding hints of secret GOP oppo on Platner from anonymous insiders, idk. That always comes across to me as Democrats trying to scare people into voting for their more-normal primary candidate, although it's not like I'll be shocked if something does turn up, Platner being Platner.

Either way it's about the only fun race in the Senate this year. Apparently though Maine has a thing where if Platner resigns before mid July the Dems can just slot Mills in in his place. I thought the Dems would just whine at him in the media until he got fed up and fucked off, but really I haven't seen much about him at all since the win? And there's only a few weeks to go so idk.

 

[MrMM]

but really I haven't seen much about him at all since the win? And there's only a few weeks to go so idk.

Yeah, i will be sad if his lolcow story peaked and ended with the pedobear cosplayer chasing him down in public. But his campaign is, smartly from a strategic perspective, staying quiet now that theyve won the primary.

But it is notable here that he is running for *senate*. Senators are actual politicians with real power, unlike the the like 500 Representatives of the House who can futz around all day and be spergs and get replaced with nobody really caring *cough cough Dan Goldman you slimey bastard, get fucked by the third worlders you let in*.

So if he wins in November, his story will only continue. We may never reach pedobear status again, but this 2016-kik-using-almost-certain-pedophile deserves worse

 

[MrMM]

Sexual assault allegations dropped:

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/06/graham-platner-sexual-assault-allegation-00987737

(A)

Can't read extensively until after work, but sharing in the interest of the thread.

Edit:

Fucking A, if true, why do women do this for the most scumbaggiest men imaginable?

Racicot said she waited several weeks until she got her period to ensure she wasn’t pregnant, then sent Platner a private message on Instagram saying that the encounter was not consensual and she did not want to hear from him ever again. Racicot had no further contact with him after that, she said. Racicot said she later deleted all her texts and social media correspondence with Platner as she tried to move on from the assault, and said she has not been able to recover the Instagram messages she sent him about the incident.

Lame and gay. Nobody protects rapist men quite like women seeking volatile men

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

2:05

He's "looking for a new path forward".

HE'S GOT A NAZI TATTOO!
HE RAPES WOMEN!
HE'S A NEPO BABY!

WOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Lame and gay. Nobody protects rapist men quite like women seeking volatile men

This is so fucking perfect.

She already gave interviews before, but now comes out with the rape allegation because her previous interview did not get as much attention as she wanted.

“My part of the story was just a read-over,” Racicot said in an interview.

She struggled morally because she agrees with his politics. Democrat voters are so fucking raped they consider not speaking up because it would hurt the party. Better raped than a traitor to the cause!

“One of the reasons I didn’t come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person,” she said.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I have EXCLUSIVE footage of the Platner rape:

0:55

 

[Real Retard Posting Hours]

So @Mr. Racewar1488 how are the mainers taking this?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

So @Mr. Racewar1488 how are the mainers taking this?

I'm headin' down to the Bean Suppah tonight at the Grange Hall with the missus so I'll let you know when I come back. A'yuh, lobstah, Moxie, LL Bean, whoopie pies, go Sox, go Pats!

I don't live in Maine.

 

[MrMM]

So @Mr. Racewar1488 how are the mainers taking this?

Mandatory totenkopf tattoos i fear. Best of luck mainers.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Hasan Piker has ABANDONED Platner!


Ro Khanna and Ruben Gallego have withdrawn their endorsements of Platner.

 

[MrMM]

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Hasan Piker has ABANDONED Platner!

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Ro Khanna and Ruben Gallego have withdrawn their endorsements of Platner.

Fuck, how is this going to turn into a lolcow thread if he drops out of the public sphere?