📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Nobody "deserves" women. Nobody "deserves" men. If you want a woman so bad, take a transwoman. Ah but wait, that's not a woman! But it is according to this pooncel's logic.
Very true, it's very black&white thinking, to miss the abstract details around the fact that most people have a partner.

More evidence to my theory that troonism is a species of male autisim
 
Intersex people are incredibly rare, but even when they exist, they are almost always clearly one sex.
“Intersex” is one of those political newspeak terms being used to intentionally muddy the waters. The original intention of the label was to not pathologize people born with these traits. Given the history of babies with ambiguous-looking genitals being given unnecessary “corrective” surgeries way too young, I can understand the sentiment. But in reality these are medical issues that will eventually need addressing because they can cause everything from debilitating hormone imbalances to cancer.

The more accurate term for this group of conditions is “disorders of sexual development” (DSDs). And yes, DSDs are also sex-specific, you literally have to be either male or female to be affected by certain conditions. They are errors within the binary framework, not a new third sex or some kind of mixture of the two. Most people with DSDs don’t base their entire identity around it and live otherwise normal lives.

Trannies have hijacked it to prop up their own narrative of course, so now you have them trying to claim that literally any sort of medical issue connected to hormones or sex organs (like PCOS) is proof that sex is not binary (therefore men in dresses should be allowed in the girls’ locker room).
 
Mix and match. :christine:

No human developmental pathology ...
No zoological curiosity where other species are true hermaphrodites ...
No zoological curiosity where other species naturally change sex ...

... is evidence it's possible to ...
... is an argument in favor of trying to ...

... change a man into a woman with elaborate castration surgeries.
... change a man into a woman with hormone shots.
... change a man into a woman with the power of positive thinking.

... change a woman into a man, etc.
 
I hope my milk isn't too curdled, because I've really got gallons of it, specially milked from my favorite breed: Honsteins!
Two sentences into your post, and you've already casually coined yet another Pickleism for the ages.

You are to troonacy what Phillip K. Dick was to science-fiction short stories: you produce gold with the same frequency and ease with which trannies produce drama.

'k, enough glazing! On to actually read the rest of your post! ;)
 
More things that pooner's believe makes them manly men.

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most unusual things you've found gender affirming? self.ftm
submitted 14 hours ago by Broad_Cycle_1649
what are the WEIRDEST things that have been gender affirming/a source of euphoria for you? i felt incredible when i caught myself on the wikipedia page for ancient rome, LOL. a transmasc friend of mine said listening to the song free bird (lynyrd skynyrd) really makes him feel like a dude. im so curious


They really love being seen as fags

TwoFingersWhiskey [score hidden] 12 hours ago
A bunch of gay guys would admit to having crushes on me before I came out, but not understanding why or even having a crisis of sexuality. No, boys, your gaydar was correct...

Mission_Ninja_617 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Kissing my boyfriend in public and getting homophobic stares from people lol

cameronwillhauntyou [score hidden] 7 hours ago*
Getting called the f-slur (my languages equivalent of it) after kissing my boyfriend at the time goodbye 😭😭

[–]moonagedaydream652 [score hidden] 7 hours ago
When people (it's always cishet men) yell "fag" and other homophobic insults at me for wearing flamboyant clothes 😭 Both gender and "this outfit eats" affirming


Lillipad_07 [score hidden] 2 hours ago
Lifting boxes with my dad + going to car shop for oil change + getting fucked by a gay guy who said “I’m gay” flat out. Not like best of both worlds, or I’m bi/pan so it doesn’t matter. Just “no I only am attracted to dudes.“ I’ve been out about a year and on T for four months. This was like the most gender affirming thing so far tbh

IrelandAutism13 [score hidden] 1 hour ago
Putting on a dress to look in the mirror and see a man in a dress.


Or the stereotypes of being a gross or strong guy you see in the media.

kinchy-bee-binchy [score hidden] 14 hours ago
Burping super loud
Eating a roast chicken (I know... I know...)
Trying on girl clothes at the thrift store and seeing how ridiculous it looks because they just simply don't fit on my body now with the training + T.
My pee and sweat etc smell strongly more like how cis men's smell.


RyuichiSakuma13- 🧴:12-2-16/🗡:12-3-21/Hysto:11-22-23/🇺🇸 [score hidden] 12 hours ago
Opening jars for my partner.

[–]Dangerous_Company811 [score hidden] 2 hours ago
Opening jars for everyone..

safetyspiders [score hidden] 10 hours ago
man spreading 😭😭😭

[–]IncubusFtM [score hidden] 12 hours ago
My coworkers asking me to kill a spider
For them. (I put it outside)

Remarkable-Run-1023 [score hidden] 9 hours ago
i'm pre-everything, and the most affirming thing has been that when both of my parents have failed to open the pickle jar, i did it instead :D

FitBirdBoi [score hidden] 9 hours ago
Being able to get over fear and do stupid shit. I’m a parkour athlete. A lot of the time men have less of a sense of fear than women (I’ve heard people care less about being hurt when on T/fear goes down) so whenever I’m able to send a trick or a line or a new move I’ve been working up to it’s weirdly affirming.
Listening to EDM, especially really loud/intense EDM. Listening to rap as well.
When my guy friends act hella gay with me. It’s how I knew I was one of the boys/seen as a guy, though it did take me a bit to get used to them grabbing my ass.
Being able to eat a lot.
Being a bit sweaty and wearing over-ear headphones in the gym (makes my face look more cut idk why).
Theres a lot more random things but these are kind of more outlandish ones I thought of for now.


Crusty_patch- 🔝🔪27/11/2024 💉17/07/2025 [score hidden] 4 hours ago
The way my packer was sweaty at comic con last weekend made me feel like I had sweaty balls.
And (despite how it makes me sad) how women in the evening now cross the road if I am walking somewhere.



Just like trannies they can only relate to the other sex through stereotypes, because being an average human being is too complex for the trans autistic's to understand.


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And post from r/ftm venting

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A pooner is upset that gay men want nothing to do with her, while being a transphobe to her fellow pooner's for fear of being reminded about her body.
If only trannies were into her ...

Reddit Post
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Referencing some of the glory in Pickle's post:

...back when i thought i was a lesbian...

I know that we bestow many Almost-Getting-It Awards here, but can we commission a special casting of a Actually-Got-It-Then-Threw-It-Away Medal? Just this once? I think that our pooner here has earned it.
 
Can't quote this post but every now and then I think about it and have a chuckle:
Every single thing testosterone did to me during my first puberty was solely to optimize my body for brutal, masculine intrasexual combat and dominance.
It caused my body to grow freakishly tall, reaching a stratospheric height of 5' 11" (1,8m) to command dominance. It enlarged my feet to the size of crane outriggers, providing stable support for my ogre-like form.
It mutilated my hands to be large and roughly formed, designed not for nurturing or creating but instead crudely optimized to deliver crushing blows in fights.
It broadened my shoulders, creating a freakish figure with immense leverage for pounding, throwing, and using weapons.
It inflated my brow ridge, creating a strong, reinforced crash bar for protection during intense fistfights. It also made my eyes small and recessed, protecting them during intense combat.
It hypertrophied my masseter muscles, allowing them to deliver immense bite force for ripping through tough animal flesh, while also providing extra impact protection.
Worst of all, it deepened my voice, turning a soft, calm note into a deep, rumbling noise designed to scare off potential competitors.
What the fuck? It's like taking a car and chopping it up to weld armor plating on and installing a 20 mm autocannon on the roof, just to drive to the grocery store.
I HATE TESTOSTERONE.
Particularly every time I see a 5'2", babyfaced, mellow, soft-voiced true and honest, skinny biological male with no muscle mass. Such hulking weapons of intrasexual competition mutated by testosterone.
 
I have to say that a grown man being intimidated by kids cursing at him is so pathetic
Seriously!

I mean, some little shit at the park just yesterday stuck his tongue out* at me, and while I was, of course, tempted to crucify him onto the play-structure as a warning to the other disrespectful brats for his crime of lèse-majesté against this august Lord Of Shit, but... meh. He's only eight, and I am a merciful Shit Lord.

*Such an anachronistic gesture kinda came off as oddly charming, in fact. I mean, what kid sticks out his tongue at people outside of Disney movies?
 
Scottish TRAs (on R/Scotland) seething today about troon prisoners held in women's prisons being returned to men's prisons. All the clichés are there, including the fantasy of the "muscle-bound bearded trans man".

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- I’m sure there will be an outcry when a muscle bound bearded trans woman is put in a woman’s jail?
- Trans man, but yeah weirdly they always seem to be a complete afterthought if even that
It's like a puppet show at this point, you read entire exchanges that you have read before.

They never tire of remarking snidely that how odd it is people never go on about "trans men". But it's not odd at all, pooners are mostly not a threat to women, it's trannies that are. As a matter of fact I'm not sure if there is even a single pooner in a Scottish prison.

Another example:

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And here is a crazy thing I have noticed on Bluesky before: TRAs or similar loons who convince themselves that anyone disagreeing with them is an AI bot and try to hack them:

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Nobody "deserves" women. Nobody "deserves" men. If you want a woman so bad, take a transwoman. Ah but wait, that's not a woman! But it is according to this pooncel's logic.
There's some kind of internal understanding within the Trans adjacent community that troons aren't actual women but they get so mad when you say it out loud.
 
While on the hunt for a new home, a tranny's interest in a property on sale is met with immediate hostility when he corrects the homeowner's misgendering of him; likely sensing an impending It's Ma'amening on the horizon, the homeowner calls the cops and has OP trespassed which OP insists is discrimination. He's definitely leaving something out of the story here (he had the po-po called on him within 10 minutes of arrival?), but now that he's been turned away, OP has sinister intentions on his mind and asks Redditors "What can I do to teach them a lesson?"
He definitely left something out in his woeful tale o’transphobia there. I strongly suspect that the “they/them” homeowners (that he avoids identifying further and wants so badly to “teach a lesson to”) were female. Maybe even two T&H lesbians who said “No thanks, get lost tranny”. Why else would he get so cranked up and wanting some vengeance against them? Why else too, would the cops get called by “the home owner” so quickly?
 
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