Hello fellow white Christian US americans! I am so excited for worshipping the Prophet Jesus tomorrow and praying to his idol in the prayer hall with the other believers. But I cannot believe how Trump has ruined everything all because of the Zionist Entity made him enter into conflict with the nations of the Ummah.
Finally.
They had to mosaic the strait because of how utterly fucked it is.
TBCF they got the Trump Blockade and Casino to stop fucking their shipping so they are able to get their own oil out and get more tankers in to get some breathing room on their own problems.
Brownhands enroute to this thread to post about how its Iran's ships proving they can cross land and bypass the US blockade.
This is my main issue with how things are going. This has needed settling for almost 50 years, and where I start malding is when it looks like the issue won't be solved and will be kicked down the road some more. Which was one of many issues with the retarded JCPOA
The article about the slap about the listed outcome of the US/Iran war now lists outcome of the fight over the "outcome" part of the article as "a draw".
Iran holds the world hostage with Gallium access.
nahhhh middle-eastern ceasefires are just both sides reloading
legally we dont deliberately commit war crimes
ofc we cease fire... when we are reloading
Not for the negotiating team. Free vacation in Switzerland, bitches!
The Ceasefire is still intact, as always.
Diplomats know that any peace agreement that doesn't make allowances for muslims to be killed will never last.
Panicans are allowed to take off their burger suits until strait is opened again.
I’m getting flashbacks to the Russia Ukraine negotiations mediated by Trump.
Hes been practicing all the jeet "men-pleasing" secrets from his friend Vivek Ramaswamy to get that goddamn deal.
To be completely fair to obama, that was back when the zeitgeist of the world was that everyone will liberalize. The public didn't understand how insane islam was, and still genuinely believed we were in this "end of history" period. Obama should have known better yes, but he was also going with the tide of the time.
Because as insane as they are they are the most rational actor in a massive area filled with people 5 times more insane than they are and that area has a resource of non negligible value. It's why even china avoids outright hating them.
Trump, Mossad, the IRGC, and Russia all have sock accounts here.
Brown detected.
It looks to me like they got such a good deal in the MoU that theyre overplaying their hand. Theyre convinced that they can get anything they want if they lock up Hormuz, so they'll keep playing that card until it inevitably backfires and everyone is sick of their shit. Part of me wonders if this is why the deal was so favorable for them. If it works, US hands are washed for lowered gas prices before the midterms. If it doesnt, the retards will keep fucking around until everyone else is willing to punish them for it.
Hes funded by massive isreali donors, he has dirt on him in the epstein files that theyre using to pressure him, plus he knows that isreal (probably) killed Kennedy for defying them.
The deal 'ending' the war did more harm to the morale of IRCG then anything.
I'll have you know chatgpt thought this was an honest "incoherent propaganda post", grok thought it was most likely an honest influence op attempt but possibly a shitpost, while gemini and claude both called it satire (every model latest on max yadda yadda).
Every group of retarded hardliners that don't want a deal are always hurt by wars ending. IRGC, Israel, this thread...
