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Lush’s trans tiger display ‘glorifying’ mastectomies

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It's extra funny because "be proud of your stripes" has been a Pinterest slogan for pregnant women for years

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Lush’s trans tiger display ‘glorifying’ mastectomies

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This is going to peak more normie women who've had breast cancer treatments. It's always grimly hilarious to see them interact with pooners. They comment on "top surgery reveal" videos giving well meaning encouragement like "you're a survivor and you're still a beautiful and strong girl! Not having breasts or hair doesn't change that, never forget!" And the pooners hear this as "YWNBAM" and seethe about it.
 
Figured I'd share this interesting post on here as well.

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A pooner wants to transition so she can have casual sex with her most likely straight friend.

Realized I’m trans and can’t stop thinking about fucking my best friend?? self.ftm
submitted 23 hours ago * by FirstMorning8859
Hi, using my alt because I’m so fucking anxious about this
I have been lurking in the sub for a while as I’ve been figuring out my gender. In the past few days I’ve finally been honest with myself about my transness. I’ve landed on bigender transman, and I put those two labels together specifically because I want to fully medically transition but I’m still bigender. The significant change for me is that I do want to be a man and use he/him pronouns, but to be flexible and still present as fem sometimes and comfortable with she/her. Before this I was thinking more along the lines of tomboy or soft masc.
I have barely told anybody yet. I’ve told two close friends, but not the best friend in question yet. I’m still grappling with the epiphany and all that, but after so long of questioning and ruminating, I know this isn’t fleeting. I truly want to transition and be mostly guy most of the time.
Part of this epiphany was in considering my sexuality. I’ve been struggling to relate to sapphic content, even though I know I’m attracted to women. And then it clicked that I am attracted to women as a man, not as a woman. I want to be the boyfriend to a woman, not a girlfriend. This is also attached to wanting to explore relationship anarchy and radical intimacy, and thinking about how much I’d really like to have casual “platonic” sex with friends.
But thinking about whether I’d want to have casual friendly sex with my best friend turned into really imagining it with her, thinking about my hypothetical guy body if I was born cis, thinking about my potential post transition body and fucking her, and also imagining it with a strap now. I don’t think it’s romantic but it’s at least queerplatonic but either way there’s more emotions attached than just my libido.
And to clarify, I’m fairly certain it’s not in the cishet way of objectifying her, but for me it’s bc we already have a close emotional bond and I love her and trust her and want to explore that with her.
I’ve known her for 15 yrs and we’ve been best friends for most of that. She’s ace spec and mostly attracted to men. And we’re pretty open about sex and bodies with each other. Between study abroad and being roommates twice, we’ve seen each other naked countless times, and ofc I’ve awkwardly joked about that a billion times too.
I don’t know or think that I want to seriously date her in a romantic fashion, but I definitely seriously want a more intimate fuck buddies type situation, and specifically with me as a guy, wearing a strap, and using he/him pronouns.
I don’t know what to do. I have no idea if she’d be interested in that at all. No idea if she’d only be interested once I’m more transitioned and physically masculine? Do I just learn how to deal with it? I know that some of this is just the horniness on T (4 months), but ahh I also know these feelings are more than just the T.
Tldr; I’ve been processing being a bigender transman and opening up my sexuality, and amidst all that realized how much I want a sexual relationship with my (f) best friend of nearly 15 years.
Thanks if you read all that. Ahhh
Edit to add: I forgot to include that I’m wondering if female friend’s perception of you has changed since transitioning? Did their attraction change once you were more physiologically masculine? I don’t want to get my hopes up but I am curious.


Tldr: A lesbian thinks if she becomes a bigender guy she'll be able to hook up with her long time friend for sex.

She even mentions wanting to do "relationship anarchy" with her friends, just find a queer girl do that with at that point.

Hope her friend finds out just how much of a creep she is.

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"I've been struggling to relate to sapphic content" yeah, probably because it's written by straight men lol. If all the lesbian spaces hadn't been colonised by troons, other lesbians could've told her that. And possibly found her a girlfriend or a hookup to get over her (probably straight) friend.

Hope her friend finds out just much of a creep she is.
"I'm a creepy sex pest, therefore I think I'm trans" is pretty good reasoning though, I can see her logic
 
Translation needed for this one.

What is relationship anarchy and radical intimacy?

They sound like total opposites to me.
Uh, it involves dismantling the cis white hetero patriarchal norms that are destroying society and shackling women, the LGBTQ2AAII+, and persons of color through the false glorification of monogamy and the nuclear family while denying the natural longstanding historical norms of community, love, and justice.

I just made some stuff up using buzzwords and I'd be shocked if they didn't do the same if you asked

I forgot christo fascism. Is that term back?
 
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"I've been struggling to relate to sapphic content" yeah, probably because it's written by straight men lol.
To be fair, everything is so poorly put together these days and what most people online come across is amateur and fan stuff to boot. So regardless of demographic or life experience it's probably hard to "connect" with if you're looking to it for that sort of thing.
 
Bitching about having an office NERF war is possibly the most foidal shit I've ever heard happen
Not foidal, transmoidal. My old office had no FTMs, one MTF (tech industry), and we did paintball once as one of those teambuilding things. Honestly it was pretty fun, despite the expected awkwardness of corporate team building. The office was around 20% female and none of the women complained about paintball. In my experience women like doing fun shit like watching football, drinking beer, playing video games and faffing about with toy guns and cars, even if those things are stereotypically associated with men. Transmen just seem to hate fun.
And we can't fire the current workplace pooner cause she has the neatest handwriting on staff!
 
To be fair, everything is so poorly put together these days and what most people online come across is amateur and fan stuff to boot. So regardless of demographic or life experience it's probably hard to "connect" with if you're looking to it for that sort of thing.
Trying to relate to pornography isn't a healthy ambition at the best of times.
 
I thought this person was talking about more general stuff but yeah.
I can't say that I've heard of anyone using the term "sapphic" outside of erotica or self-indulgent fiction. Non-pornographic homosexual content is shaped by the nature of its creators. Tumblr and co. produced a slew of Stephen Universe-esque nonsense. It's just wish fulfillment. Porn, but without sex (until Ao3 finds it).
 
Not foidal, transmoidal. My old office had no FTMs, one MTF (tech industry), and we did paintball once as one of those teambuilding things. Honestly it was pretty fun, despite the expected awkwardness of corporate team building. The office was around 20% female and none of the women complained about paintball. In my experience women like doing fun shit like watching football, drinking beer, playing video games and faffing about with toy guns and cars, even if those things are stereotypically associated with men. Transmen just seem to hate fun.
And we can't fire the current workplace pooner cause she has the neatest handwriting on staff!
I think in a similar vein to trannies having the worst of all male traits exaggerated, making them unkempt hyper-aggressive schizo sex pests, pooners have the worst of all female traits exaggerated, meaning they're all neurotic controlling anti-fun HR harpies
 
I think in a similar vein to trannies having the worst of all male traits exaggerated, making them unkempt hyper-aggressive schizo sex pests, pooners have the worst of all female traits exaggerated, meaning they're all neurotic controlling anti-fun HR harpies
It's true. There's a bunch of old tomboys in my office (myself included) and lesbians and we don't act like pooners, even though you'd think as the stereotypically "manly" women we would. People ask me my pronouns and I'm like "I'm not trans, I'm just ugly". We all join in the banter with each other and the men, we'll probably never be seen as "one of the lads" but we don't have to be, we're happy in our niche and we like it that way. We wouldn't want to work with pooners.
 
It's true. There's a bunch of old tomboys in my office (myself included) and lesbians and we don't act like pooners, even though you'd think as the stereotypically "manly" women we would. People ask me my pronouns and I'm like "I'm not trans, I'm just ugly". We all join in the banter with each other and the men, we'll probably never be seen as "one of the lads" but we don't have to be, we're happy in our niche and we like it that way. We wouldn't want to work with pooners.

Shit, y’all niggas hiring?
 
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