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💀 HorrorcowNicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.
Urban legend about Catherine the Great is that she liked 'em equines and for purpose of fornicating with 'em she had a special, um, contraption and that she died when this Incredible Machine broke and the horse crushed her.
google "Ms. Hands" for reference
This begs the question: what unholy infernal construction piece was necessary for Kayla to mount the Manguntpig of Merida?
Clip of Scampoli telling Ralph how Nick was a major factor in him dumping Brixton Yorker (who has already been taken back by that absolute desperado doormat pussy Mersh):
Yeah, I want to hear Fearless Leader giggle like that again. I was legit cry-laughing, while simultaneously being horrified by Nick. Talk about conflicting emotions.
Yep! Imagine how pathetic Mersh is that he took her back after not only what she did, but what she said — e.g. how she was so thrilled to dump Mersh for someone she can actually introduce to her parents without feeling ashamed or embarrassed.
And she has still been Facetiming Scampoli post-reconciliation with Mersh, showing off her ugly emotional turmoil haircut that Nick probably talked her into getting. “You could really rock some bangs, girl!”
Dick got married in early April, Nick got sentenced about a week later, so he wasn't on probation yet. This was his last chance to go on a bender, which makes it more believable that it actually happened.
Just for clarification, I think Dick’s wedding was March 29th. I only remember this because it’s my birthday. It was that last weekend in March for sure
It is truly shameful to have the reputation to be the town bicycle for the DABBLEVERSE.
It'd be less embarrassing if she did a gangbang with every crackhead in Skid Row.
It is truly shameful to have the reputation to be the town bicycle for the DABBLEVERSE.
It'd be less embarrassing if she did a gangbang with every crackhead in Skid Row.
Yep! Imagine how pathetic Mersh is that he took her back after not only what she did, but what she said — e.g. how she was so thrilled to dump Mersh for someone she can actually introduce to her parents without feeling ashamed or embarrassed.
And she has still been Facetiming Scampoli post-reconciliation with Mersh, showing off her ugly emotional turmoil haircut that Nick probably talked her into getting. “You could really rock some bangs, girl!”
The eco-nazi crowd are too stupid to bitch about the amount of fuel that has been burned by washed up internet retards continuously flying her around the country for a crumb of mid grade autussy.
The eco-nazi crowd are too stupid to bitch about the amount of fuel that has been burned by washed up internet retards continuously flying her around the country for a crumb of mid grade autussy.
What I deeply love about Nick as a lolcow is how dead set is he on ruining his own life. Some lolcows make a series of mistakes or face unforeseen circumstances that cause so much milk; Nick is creating the necessary circumstances of his own accord and is proud of the work he's doing.
He doesn't want to live a respectable life with a happy family. He wants to roll in the pig shit with Ethan Ralph and fight over his retarded harem of gunted harlots. He wants to be zonked out on ketamine and molly every single day. He wants to broadcast himself to the whole world from his little lair with his mind and body destroyed. He wants his children to fuck off forever, and he hopes his wife exits the picture too as long as it's not via divorce rape. Not only is he going to abuse drugs, he's going to do it right up to point of irreversibly destroying his body. He's going to insert himself into humiliating polycules with literally retarded women. He's going to deliberately crash his vehicle into construction equipment in the ill-advised belief he's going to fleece them with a quick settlement offer. He's going to dumpster dive for the ugliest suits you'll ever see so he can cosplay as the $70,000 Joker painting hanging behind himself to 300 tepid viewers. He's going to repeatedly explain to the world how he's a Toe sucking faggot who cannot stop reliving his gay sex escapades with Aaron Imholte. He's going to drunkenly join Twitter spaces with borderline personality housewives and get stomped out by them. He's going to keep doing this for years and years.
It's fascinating. His own version of the ideal life matches perfectly with my version of the ideal lolcow. He's a retard who thinks he's a genius and will blows hundreds of thousands of dollars on his self-destruction while I get to watch at my leisure. I just hope the next car accident is captured on video or he snaps and starts hitting himself like a sperg on stream.
