💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%

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HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY SAID IT LOL. That's some fucking Ethan Ralph levels of hallarin for sure
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ7CzYCf8zo1:10:35

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And then he gets immediately distracted by someone mentioning bbq ribs. But remember, Fatty has no hate in his heart whatsoever and there's some darkness behind the words of the guy in chat, definitely not Fatty's.
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I too doubted @Uber driver reviewer but went and checked since I didn't think he was one to just spout off bullshit, god damn he was right lol.
:waifu:

why does this fat simpleton bring me such joy.

The only lie in that brief missive was calling Jack overweight. Overweight was 200 pounds ago.

does anyone else hear "my cocaine" whenever jack calls out Michael Caine? Kinda like w/ Mike Rotch or Mike Hunt. Jack's gurglespeech makes him unable to enunciate properly
 
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"LIDURALLY THE DEBIL" it belched past the meat and cheese stuck in its throat.
Dude, I'm still fucking laughing over this shit. This bullshit coming from a man who bragged about damn near strangling his own son to death, claiming he has no hate or whatever other nonsense getting this pissed off over being called a fucking boomer.
 
He thinks the moon landing was fake, and all of our space exploration is fake. Not even the USSR was able to call us out for faking the moon landing, which they would have readily done just as any other country that hates us would have done in the past 50 years if they could. Fatty is a fucking retard. He's also been supposedly visited by the secret service or FBI for fedposting a couple years back, and just did it again(no word of a visit yet) last week making this the 2nd administration in a row he's talked about wanting the president dead because he's a fucking retard.
 
Oh of course, he's a conspiracy theorist, clouded have my dreams been of late.

Which is a weird thing considering he does accede to the Big Bang Theory with some enthusiasm.
Only because he thinks God did it by snapping his fingers just to eventually create pigs for pulled pork and bacon.
 
How ironic that Jack says that shit when he is the avatar of the Archdeamon of Gluttony Beelzebub
 
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY SAID IT LOL. That's some fucking Ethan Ralph levels of hallarin for sure
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ7CzYCf8zo1:10:35

Open Discussion_4235_4521.mp4

And then he gets immediately distracted by someone mentioning bbq ribs. But remember, Fatty has no hate in his heart whatsoever and there's some darkness behind the words of the guy in chat, definitely not Fatty's.
Open Discussion_4610_4665.mp4

I too doubted @Uber driver reviewer but went and checked since I didn't think he was one to just spout off bullshit, god damn he was right lol.
Topkek, the Wendigo is breaking through! What a thing to say for an upstanding (lol), Christian man like Jack :story:
 
Dude, I'm still fucking laughing over this shit. This bullshit coming from a man who bragged about damn near strangling his own son to death, claiming he has no hate or whatever other nonsense getting this pissed off over being called a fucking boomer.
Almost killed his son over some jazz cabbage, and then bragged about it like he's some kind of badass! Jack blaming PC technicians for his own poor parenting that resulted in his son smoking weed was the cherry on the top of all that mess. Honestly, a Jag vs. Jack Jr. rematch is something I'd pay to see.
 
Almost killed his son over some jazz cabbage, and then bragged about it like he's some kind of badass! Jack blaming PC technicians for his own poor parenting that resulted in his son smoking weed was the cherry on the top of all that mess. Honestly, a Jag vs. Jack Jr. rematch is something I'd pay to see.
The only question is, can Jack's scootypuff store enough charge for fifteen rounds?
 
HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY SAID IT LOL. That's some fucking Ethan Ralph levels of hallarin for sure
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ7CzYCf8zo1:10:35

Open Discussion_4235_4521.mp4

And then he gets immediately distracted by someone mentioning bbq ribs. But remember, Fatty has no hate in his heart whatsoever and there's some darkness behind the words of the guy in chat, definitely not Fatty's.
Open Discussion_4610_4665.mp4

I too doubted @Uber driver reviewer but went and checked since I didn't think he was one to just spout off bullshit, god damn he was right lol.
Good God! I haven't seen any clips of him talking in a while now and HOLY SHIT he sounds worlds apart that what he used to sound like last time I heard him speak! He sounds like one of those tiktok valorant zoomer e-boys who intentionally make their voice deeper so that they can rizz up the e-girl in game chyat.
I've had a few family member suffer strokes but I've never heard anybody go from regular sounding guy to "hey whats going in guys its me moist critikal" within a few years.

He's aging worse than Ralph. HOW????
 
Good God! I haven't seen any clips of him talking in a while now and HOLY SHIT he sounds worlds apart that what he used to sound like last time I heard him speak! He sounds like one of those tiktok valorant zoomer e-boys who intentionally make their voice deeper so that they can rizz up the e-girl in game chyat.
I've had a few family member suffer strokes but I've never heard anybody go from regular sounding guy to "hey whats going in guys its me moist critikal" within a few years.

He's aging worse than Ralph. HOW????
Gluttony is apparently far worse for you than drug abuse and alcohol lol.
 
Good God! I haven't seen any clips of him talking in a while now and HOLY SHIT he sounds worlds apart that what he used to sound like last time I heard him speak! He sounds like one of those tiktok valorant zoomer e-boys who intentionally make their voice deeper so that they can rizz up the e-girl in game chyat.
I've had a few family member suffer strokes but I've never heard anybody go from regular sounding guy to "hey whats going in guys its me moist critikal" within a few years.

He's aging worse than Ralph. HOW????
His god is repaying him for his gluttony and his poor treatment of others, apparently.
 
Almost killed his son over some jazz cabbage, and then bragged about it like he's some kind of badass! Jack blaming PC technicians for his own poor parenting that resulted in his son smoking weed was the cherry on the top of all that mess. Honestly, a Jag vs. Jack Jr. rematch is something I'd pay to see.
Funniest part about that, is that son(it's not Jr.) has acted much more like a Christian than Fatty himself, and was in some videos a few years back taking the family out to dinner, and I think took them on vacation at one point. Really the best way to get back at his piece of shit father is just to simply be a better man.

Gluttony is apparently far worse for you than drug abuse and alcohol lol.
Don't forget that Fatty's gluttony also includes alcohol. There's been a few instances of back to back videos with him using booze in recipes, and while Tammy is a teetotaler most of an entire bottle of jack daniels(because it has Jack in the name and Fatty is a retard) will have somehow magically disappeared.
 
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