🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Who the fuck wants blueberry flavoring in their coffee?

I can see nutty flavors, sweet flavors, even chocolatey flavors (though I find all chocolate adjacant creamers to essentially transmogrify your coffee into weird hot-coco in a bad way) but FRUITY?
I've had orange flavoured coffee before (my then housemate brought it home, she'd got it in some package deal with Baileys and caramel flavours IIRC). It was rank. I don't know what the oranges are for, but not that.
 
It's lamer than that. He only came up with it because he was trying to skinwalk as Dim Fool by using the same acronym as cast brew coffee.
That makes sense. I've also figured it was to cater to his boomer "Ah don't want yer peaches and cream coffee or your mackeyatohs or your fuggin' iced caramel lattes. Ah just want some fuggin' coffee flavored coffee" audience.
Of course, he lost sight of that immediately when he realized that would mean he couldn't sell the tons of flavored coffees that millcreek had and try to grift those too, so now he's stuck selling blueberry crumble coffee to his "It's The Great Replacement when black people hold a lightsaber" audience.
 
Not sure if this is late, but Brad Cool is turning heel
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You might think otherwise because I'm a kiwi, but I'm not actually gay. I've never cringed uncomfortably like that when a woman touches my face
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Mr Enverga (On dick) is just a massive faggot
it's pride month ol yeller here is just itching for some 🏳️‍🌈 parade debauchery like he used to do on the ship.
Does this faggot not know how to spell revealed?
mid stroke i believe before shitting himself.
Time to get a new sock account

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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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Apologies if I'm late to the party on this one, but I discovered something and I think it explains why he's so eager to sell off that Kona coffee right now.

On July 1st, there is a new law coming into effect that any coffee blend for Kona or Hawaiian coffee must contain a minimum of 51% Hawaiian coffee inside.


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So, no wonder this guy doesn't want to buy this again, he can't shit out some sub 10% blend with the cheapest crap on hand and upsell low IQ boomers. Truth be told, I'm shocked what he's doing alone isn't already getting him in hot water.

Looking into this, it seems there's a cottage industry of scammers passing off subpar blends as 100% so they can charge premium amounts to ignorant consumers.

As a Europoor, I had assumed Americans had some sort of equivalent to our PDO system (a little stamp that food/drink products get when they are genuinely from a famous local regions, such as San Marzano tomatoes, or Comte cheese, so you know it's genuinely from that area), I guess not, toothless FDA strikes again, see you all later, I'm going to America to hawk some rat-shit in tin cans and label it as a 100% genuine caviar blend and nobody can stop me apparently.
 
I just noticed this on Amazon while having a laugh at some reviews.
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I haven't checked many other brands yet so I'm not sure if they'll go from 5k to 6k or wait until it's 10k. I did check bones which says 100k+. Big competition there, Jer.

Edit: I asked Amazon's AI about the sales numbers and it looks like 5k+ probably means between 5 and 10k. The bit at the very end made me laugh.
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He's FAT
He's a SCHLUBB
He has no Roasters Club
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He can't edit his Shopify TEMPLATES
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He can't promote properly
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MONGOLOID ALERT


He has no TEA
He has no COCOA
He's SNACKLESS
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He has no current NEWS
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He's going BROKE
He's a BUM
He's overstocked on HOT BUTTER RUM (soon to be 75% off)
I can only picture his weekend going something like this
 
He's FAT
He's a SCHLUBB
He has no Roasters Club
Wyświetl załącznik 9139930

He can't edit his Shopify TEMPLATES
Wyświetl załącznik 9139938

He can't promote properly
Wyświetl załącznik 9139954

MONGOLOID ALERT


He has no TEA
He has no COCOA
He's SNACKLESS
Wyświetl załącznik 9140015

He has no current NEWS
Wyświetl załącznik 9140378

He's going BROKE
He's a BUM
He's overstocked on HOT BUTTER RUM (soon to be 75% off)
As a cofee snob this grift is the thing i hate the most about this fat cuck piece of shit
 
He's FAT
He's a SCHLUBB
He has no Roasters Club
Wyświetl załącznik 9139930

He can't edit his Shopify TEMPLATES
Wyświetl załącznik 9139938

He can't promote properly
Wyświetl załącznik 9139954

MONGOLOID ALERT


He has no TEA
He has no COCOA
He's SNACKLESS
Wyświetl załącznik 9140015

He has no current NEWS
Wyświetl załącznik 9140378

He's going BROKE
He's a BUM
He's overstocked on HOT BUTTER RUM (soon to be 75% off)
The cocoa and tea did get phased out pretty quietly
 
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