Thanks to all posting the Weekly World News covers. That shit was got me through my undergraduate years...I told one smug classmate "Not everything has to be Chaucer".
I love the Onion, and the Babylon Bee, but nothing can compare to the sheer audacity of the WWN. "Dear Dottie" advice column and the political articles written by the crazed right-wing Korean War vet kept me rolling.
ETA: "Ed Anger"