🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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I wish the a-loggers would stop repeating the nonsense that Hamplanet only makes $1 per bag of coffee, therefore every time he discounts product he loses money hand over fist.
  1. The $1 profit claim came from Jeremy himself with no supporting evidence. Therefore it's probably just a fucking lie, because Jeremy is a inveterate liar.
  2. If there is any truth to it, it dates back to when the CBC business was nothing more than a white label completely operated by Mill Creek. They were paying him $1 per bag of their coffee sold with his CBC label on it.
  3. Even if the $1 per bag statement was completely true and applicable to the current version of the business, that just means it's his average profit per bag sold. ( (All revenue from selling coffee at any price) - (All expenses, including salaries and raw materials) ) / (Total number of bags sold) = $1. Bags sold at full price are going to be massively profitable, somewhat discounted bags are still going to be less profitable, and even the 75% discounted moldy garbage is better than throwing it away.
 
Who the fuck wants blueberry flavoring in their coffee?

I can see nutty flavors, sweet flavors, even chocolatey flavors (though I find all chocolate adjacant creamers to essentially transmogrify your coffee into weird hot-coco in a bad way) but FRUITY?
 
My favorite thing about raging alcoholics is how they think they can hide that they're drunk. A-logs have actually noted that he seems more sober lately - it just goes to show how obviously blasted he gets even when he claims sobriety.
As someone who's entire family, extended as well, has died from Booze, pills, or other drugs/addictions (well over 25 Aunts, Uncles, Cousins ect, only 3 remain) I can promise you he's getting shit faced every day or every other day at some point, he is NOT more sober, he's just drinking at different times so you catch him as he's coming down slightly.

Jer is in the death spiral that booze hounds get into where they have completely given up on self control and everyone in their life who knows about their problems fucking hates them and have also given up on them, he's a year, if not half that time, tops from just being completely and totally incapable of doing any work.
 
I wish the a-loggers would stop repeating the nonsense that Hamplanet only makes $1 per bag of coffee, therefore every time he discounts product he loses money hand over fist.
  1. The $1 profit claim came from Jeremy himself with no supporting evidence. Therefore it's probably just a fucking lie, because Jeremy is a inveterate liar.
  2. If there is any truth to it, it dates back to when the CBC business was nothing more than a white label completely operated by Mill Creek. They were paying him $1 per bag of their coffee sold with his CBC label on it.
  3. Even if the $1 per bag statement was completely true and applicable to the current version of the business, that just means it's his average profit per bag sold. ( (All revenue from selling coffee at any price) - (All expenses, including salaries and raw materials) ) / (Total number of bags sold) = $1. Bags sold at full price are going to be massively profitable, somewhat discounted bags are still going to be less profitable, and even the 75% discounted moldy garbage is better than throwing it away.
Whether he makes a dollar per bag sold or loses 50 it still pisses him off since he keeps mentioning it. He has set the rules and is still losing which makes it even funnier, him having to claim a single dollar of profit for every bag sold when it may actually cost him is super hilarious.
 
Hey Jer, you absolute waste of carbon molecules.
You want to get into Wolrd Market? Check this out:

The World Market "Supplemental Manual Food And Veberage" product requirement guide Page 9 Section 2 clearly states your labeling must be FDA COMPLIANT NIGGA!

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This includes allergens, ingredients AND PLACE OF ORIGIN FAG! And Arizona shell companies or virtual mailboxes don't count.
Source: WorldMarket Requirements

If I see your moldy coffee on world market, and it's still not compliant, I'm snitching on you biiiiish

Contact Customer Service: Support Options & Info | World Market

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They also have a strict ethics code of conduct for problematic vendors who may present a brand risk to corporate.
They don't want vendors that would tarnish their reputation by being associated with an open racist, misogynistic, sex pest who is banned from nationwide ren fairs. But you'll find that out during the vendor onboarding process.

GET FUCKED JER
 
If there is any truth to it, it dates back to when the CBC business was nothing more than a white label completely operated by Mill Creek. They were paying him $1 per bag of their coffee sold with his CBC label on it.
Have seen absolutely zero evidence this isn't still the case.

Jer is in the death spiral that booze hounds get into where they have completely given up on self control and everyone in their life who knows about their problems fucking hates them and have also given up on them, he's a year, if not half that time, tops from just being completely and totally incapable of doing any work.
There is some speculation here but based on his mental degradation over the past couple years I'm inclined to agree this is pretty likely. Either way he definitely hasn't quit drinking or he'd be sucking his own dick over it constantly. Pretty sure I've seen him throwing Zyn's in his mouth on stream recently too so another addiction he wasn't able to break.

You want to get into Wolrd Market? Check this out
Jer is not going to be in World Market or any other grocery store. He's been saying this line practically since the coffee grift started. It's just a marketing "call to action" where he positions his company as an underdog that is overcoming incredible odds and together "we" can win. Of course getting this slop on store shelves is not happening either way, it's white label Youtuber coffee and nothing more. The entire sales pitch is a series of outright lies and parasocial bonding. Complete scam, not a genuine bone in this grifter's body just a need to fleece the only people who respect him of as much of their money as possible by any means.
 
There is some speculation here but based on his mental degradation over the past couple years I'm inclined to agree this is pretty likely. Either way he definitely hasn't quit drinking or he'd be sucking his own dick over it constantly. Pretty sure I've seen him throwing Zyn's in his mouth on stream recently too so another addiction he wasn't able to break.
He couldn't quit if he wanted to, the withdrawals would be insane for him, and Jer has zero willpower or pain tolerance, which is typical for silver spoon/Trustfund babies like him, they never work, they never struggle, they never go out in the woods as kids and smack each other with sticks out of sheer bordem because your in a poor household.

He pulls a muscle (so he says) in his back from trying to shuffle claw machines? its Apocalyptic, despite being on like 4 different numbing drugs, he's talking about going to the DOCTOR for something any working class guy would just power through the rest of their work shift.

I've shrugged off more pain in the last 2 months than Jer has ever shrugged off in his entire existence, everything for him is blindingly unbearable.
 
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So fucking convenient I can just ask Gemini alog questions like this to check for clips.

This is why Dankula is a "true OG" or whatever Jer called him the other day, he doesn't mention his former friend turned trending-trainwreck out of pity for him. Still no Chrissie Mayr too.

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Gemini can watch videos or is this based on the transcript?
 
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