🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Zenos Yae Viator powiedział(a):
he's on SSRI's, Xanax and Booze, he wouldn't survive also taking Opiates.
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This isn't necessarily true. Though it is definitive that Jer has been physically and almost certainly psychological dependent and addicted to Benzo's and Alcohol for at least a decade (if not since Jer was prescribed the Xanax, and when he started drinking daily in high school, which it is my belief is the extraordinary scope of his addiction). We also know that he regularly takes Vicodin and he uses it often enough to doctor shop for it.

Jer never stops his Xanax and alcohol use. He is and has been dependent on both every single day and would withdraw if he decided to take a day off. So we know he at least somewhat regularly takes the trio of death without sobering up from either depressant, and we know that he is still alive.

Also I'd like to add that I think Jer (at least up until possibly recently) does not have the opioid supply to form a dependence on them and instead likely just would get a script doctor shopping, take 2-8 doses at once to chase the recreational high, run out, rinse and repeat when he can maybe a week a month or less.

Also, there are people who use opioids, benzodiazepines/muscle relaxers, and alcohol multiple times together daily for years. The risk of death ironically starts to reduce the more and more dependent and consistently addicted you are as your body forms enough tolerance to ward off aspiration or significant tolerance relative to what addicts can get their hands on and/or want to be taking as, most people are not trying to die while getting high... most...

Anyways I don't find the SSRI anywhere near the realm of relevance when compared with the literal most dangerously and unpredictably compounding three drugs that have some of the highest abuse potential aside from barbiturates. Best case Jer rarely mixes all three, worst case he's already dependent on all three. I quoted a post I go more in depth if you're a retard like me and somehow didn't get enough jer drug speculation over 5 paragraphs.


Bohemian powiedział(a):
External Observational Analysis: Jeremy Hambly (TheQuartering) – Patterns of Alcohol and Benzodiazepine Use (~2025–2026)

The following is a pseudo-academic external look at Jeremy’s self-reinforcing cycle of heavy substance use, the resulting impaired behavior on stream, the mockery it generates, and how that feeds back into more use. This isn’t meant to excuse anything he’s done. It’s simply an attempt to highlight a major factor behind his behavior that I feel doesn’t get discussed as much as it should.

I’ve spent a decent amount of time in the academic niche of polysubstance abuse, particularly alcohol combined with GABAergic depressants, including some direct work with users. That background is why I found this pattern interesting enough to write about. I used Grok 4.3 to help edit and format it into something more readable. If anyone wants the much longer, rougher original version with extra rambling and less polish, feel free to PM me.

TL;DR (Non-Academic, Non-Objective)​


Jer’s downfall has been massively accelerated by a self-reinforcing cycle of heavy alcohol and benzo abuse. It’s obvious to anyone watching that he’s frequently blasted on stream. He exhibits classic lolcow behavior with a major substance-induced component that’s actually pretty fascinating from an observer’s perspective, and it explains his behavioral patterns better than most people give it credit for.


Pharmacologically he’s in a bad spot. Decades of heavy drinking combined with short-acting benzos has created massive cross-tolerance, downregulation, and kindling. If he actually stopped cold turkey, he’d be at serious risk of seizures and possibly death. The fact that he’s still somewhat functional while being as absolutely blasted as he is just shows how high his tolerance (and therefore his abuse) has gotten. His behavior and the addiction aren’t separate things — the substances are making the mask slip harder and amplifying the same dysregulated, impulsive, retard traits he’s being laughed at for. Every public crashout and failed “detox” just makes it more obvious.


This isn’t meant to excuse anything. Jeremy would still be a piece of shit sober. The point is to lay out how bad the actual substance abuse has gotten and how it feeds into everything else. I’m working with public streams, self-statements, and logical extrapolation from observable patterns. I’ll be conservative with estimates throughout.


TL;DR​


Public streams show a clear, ongoing pattern of heavy chronic alcohol use combined with benzodiazepine use (primarily alprazolam/Xanax). This has created a high-tolerance GABAergic polysubstance dependence profile after years of abuse.


Short-lived claims of quitting appear frequently but don’t seem to stick based on subsequent behavior. Abrupt cessation of alcohol at this level of dependence carries a real risk of seizures and other serious withdrawal complications. Adding benzodiazepine dependence makes any reduction significantly more dangerous and complicated.


Observable behavior during streams is consistent with frequent intoxication and high daily maintenance use. Without proper medical intervention, this kind of pattern carries elevated risk of acute medical events and high relapse rates. Some people in similar situations do stabilize with real medical detox and support, but the current trajectory shows sustained heavy use and repeated failed self-directed quits. This is external analysis based on public evidence, not a diagnosis or medical prognosis.


1. Scope & Methodology (External Only)​


This is a sub-clinical, external observational analysis based on publicly available streams, videos, and commentary (primarily from 2026). No private medical records, bloodwork, exact dosages, or insider information were used. The goal is to give context to patterns that have already been widely discussed and documented by others.


2. Substances Involved (Public Evidence)
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The morning show comments (RumBULL) (Wayback Machine)
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What are the lies? And why is this person obsessed with skittles, gay porn, and breast feeding? Jer is that you???
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The afternoon show comments (RumBULL) (Wayback Machine)
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Zenos Yae Viator powiedział(a):
His house is retarded, it has the aesthetics of a house that's in a suburban neighborhood, but its facing into nothing, just very rural bullshit all around him, its a Mcmansion to nowhere.
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It's almost definitely a build-on-your-own-lot contractor house. I actually did some digging trying to find the builder because I was curious what the floor plan of that monstrosity looks like, and if it was an off-the-shelf they would likely still have information about the model available online. Unfortunately it turns out that there are a lot of custom developers farting out nearly identical subdivision McMansions in Wisconsin.
 
Ultor Corporate Shill powiedział(a):
Good God! We get it! He's a murderer. He's a nigger. He deserves the chair. What else is there to say?
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Such classics as:
How was your weekend?
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What are you going up to this weekend?
Listen up it's America's birthday, buy this pamphlet.
What are the oranges for?
Get a bag of Coffee Brand Coffee.
Lemme know what you think in the comments.
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Zenos Yae Viator powiedział(a):
he's on SSRI's, Xanax and Booze, he wouldn't survive also taking Opiates.
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We would know if he were on opiates. With the chronic constipation they cause we'd have stopped hearing about him shitting himself by now.
It's so far back, I really should have bookmarked it but the speech pathology fagging maybe a hundred or so pages ago he's gotten so much more incoherent. Whereas before he was failing at the executive part, i.e. "fatired" where he could still conceptualize what he wants to say, and could select the vocabulary to convey that concept, but would stumble on the execution and combine words. Now he's so soaked in benzos he's starting to fail at finding the right word and every so often even failing to put a thought together past "The uhh... The uhhh... Umm...".
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle powiedział(a):
Such classics as:
How was your weekend?
Shout out to our sponsor Wise Money Israel.
What are you going up to this weekend?
Listen up it's America's birthday, buy this pamphlet.
What are the oranges for?
Get a bag of Coffee Brand Coffee.
Lemme know what you think in the comments.
Join our membership at quartering dot com.

We would know if he were on opiates. With the chronic constipation they cause we'd have stopped hearing about him shitting himself by now.
It's so far back, I really should have bookmarked it but the speech pathology fagging maybe a hundred or so pages ago he's gotten so much more incoherent. Whereas before he was failing at the executive part, i.e. "fatired" where he could still conceptualize what he wants to say, and could select the vocabulary to convey that concept, but would stumble on the execution and combine words. Now he's so soaked in benzos he's starting to fail at finding the right word and every so often even failing to put a thought together past "The uhh... The uhhh... Umm...".
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"Interesting.........................................Interesting................................................. interesting ............................................................................interesting."

Its really a credit to the Kino boys that they sit through that shit every day, turning Jer's slop into content is one of the hardest jobs in the Sektur.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle powiedział(a):
Such classics as:
How was your weekend?
Shout out to our sponsor Wise Money Israel.
What are you going up to this weekend?
Listen up it's America's birthday, buy this pamphlet.
What are the oranges for?
Get a bag of Coffee Brand Coffee.
Lemme know what you think in the comments.
Join our membership at quartering dot com.
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ANYWHOZLE has to be one of the gayest phrases he's said
 
NorwoodSeven powiedział(a):
3 of them even had identical titles.

I might add a Karmelo Anthony tracker to the site at this point.

Wyświetl załącznik 9133337
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QUICK UPDATE

Karmelo Anthony figures are in.

Data correct when I put it together, I think he has just published a video about Ireland which wouldn't count towards this.
Long-form videos only

In the last 7 days, 80% of vids are about Karmelo Anthony (20 out of 25)
And in the last 3 days, every single long-form video on TheQuartering has been about Karmelo Anthony — 15 out of 15.

He's done a few on Jeremy Hambly channel too I think but I havent counted those yet.
 
Fallenchungus recently returned to Twitter after a long hiatus and is back to making Pinhead Comics, including this one:
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The mention of a "bull" inspired me to make this variant:
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How was your weekend?
 
Since Coffee Brand Coffee really is Player One Coffee 2.0, then Jeremy backing off Walmart today is really bad news.

Player One Coffee at least made it about 7–8 years and made it into Walmart before failing.
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Jer literally took the same formula from his YouTube Shorts to run a coffee business and will ultimately meet the same demise of Player One.

Jer is severely delusional if he thinks he’s going to gain a sustainable customer base outside of his hug box.

The fastest way to kill CBC is exactly what Jer is doing: treating basic product questions like attacks and harassment.

He can’t comprehend that normal customers don’t have the dented parasocial loyalty that he requires. They ask basic questions, get shit on and leave.
 
Zenos Yae Viator powiedział(a):
His house is retarded, it has the aesthetics of a house that's in a suburban neighborhood, but its facing into nothing, just very rural bullshit all around him, its a Mcmansion to nowhere.
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It looks like some shit you would make in The Sims as a child after using the infinite money cheat code.
 
Gulls on Film powiedział(a):
It looks like some shit you would make in The Sims as a child after using the infinite money cheat code.
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Now that you mention it Jeremy seems like a retarded Sims character that I would make to intentionally destroy his life for laughs.

I loved making these rich (sometimes fat) assholes that would piss themselves, have their wives cheat on them or vice versa, lose everything, and go insane.
 
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