- Dołączono
- 21 Paź 2023
Nonsense, that's what going back to camp is for. You can easily spend just as much time mucking around crafting and vendors as you do on any given map.
The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked
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Tanner Glass
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 27 Paź 2016
Even as a FFXIV fan I'd suggest that crafting in camp in an ARPG uses more of my brain then 99% (100% of Woolie's content) than any FFXIV content ever would.
LucasSomething
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 21 Cze 2016
Ace attorney 2 part 28:
Pheonix wright: Oh right, León, that lion that died.
Woolie: hmmm... Did we hear about this before?... At the start of this case? Did the death of that lion come up on the first session?
*looks at chat*
Woolie: Oh JEEsus christ!
Reggie: That was a while ago.
Woolie: That was a month ago! Wow fuck me. That's uh, that's an unfortunate uh, an unfortunate nature of the pacing we have been - we are forced to go at.
Pheonix wright: Oh right, León, that lion that died.
Woolie: hmmm... Did we hear about this before?... At the start of this case? Did the death of that lion come up on the first session?
*looks at chat*
Woolie: Oh JEEsus christ!
Reggie: That was a while ago.
Woolie: That was a month ago! Wow fuck me. That's uh, that's an unfortunate uh, an unfortunate nature of the pacing we have been - we are forced to go at.
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- 7 Wrz 2024
Whether it's Danganronpa or Ace Attorney, this is why it's important you don't take a break in the middle of a case, unless you're willing to sit down, catch up and refresh your memory. If you're smart, you would plan around this. Woolie is not smart.
Crab Zone
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 15 Wrz 2020
You are not "forced to go" at this pace Woolie. You can go faster you could stream longer, stream more days or commit all your streams to just finishing this.
- Dołączono
- 10 Lis 2022
Woolie is one of those minds that abject failure fails to course-correct, for the simple reason that committing to doing the opposite of what he knows anyone else is or would be expected to do to succeed makes him feel smart - even though failure is the normal outcome of every one of his endeavors, and he only (eventually) "succeeds" because the video game insists he does. Then he devotes his remaining brain power to coping like a toddler caught in a lie.
This is why I hope he goes on to stream Soul Reaver 2 after 99% of his audience tapped out of watching his playthrough of the previous game.
This is why I hope he goes on to stream Soul Reaver 2 after 99% of his audience tapped out of watching his playthrough of the previous game.
- Dołączono
- 24 Kwi 2026
Work more?
How dare you!
You ask a man to prioritize his main job and primary source of income! You act like he has a family to keep fed, clothed and housed, and should therefore be working as hard as he can, especially considering how volatile his choice of job is and how he should be working his ass off to compensate for this and therefore make sure his family and he have a future instead of half-assing it like he didn't bring a literal life into the world and pledge to support a wife!
Next you'll be suggesting he get a real job!
Woolie's channel is gunna take off any moment now. "Let's keep this thing going!", he said, five years ago! Trend analysis suggests that Let's Play is gunna make a big comeback in late 2026 and take everyone by surprise like Bitcoin's resurgence a while back. The man knows what he's doing, I'm sure of it.
And he'll do it... the WOOLIE WAY.
- Dołączono
- 21 Paź 2023
I just noticed another patented WOOLIE WAY move in my feed this morning:
Woolie bragging at the end of a stream that he's about to make his boring react streams even worse by ending submissions from Twitter and taking them from Bluesky instead.
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- 17 Gru 2019
We do got to be fair to him right now though. It looks like they are pulling over 6,000 people across 4 channels. Looks like the Super Best Friends reunion minus Matt is working out for them.
Ser Prize
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 20 Lis 2019
Or Dandadan where Momo is almost perfectly the type of tomboyish anime girl he likes.
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- 21 Paź 2023
I'm watching the FF14 stream and I'm conflicted. I personally hate the streamer pageantry the community does, but Woolie also being a cunt about it is such an unforced error. Pat was trying so hard to save it by telling him people were popping paid party items as a hint, but he went full manbaby.
Pat is also fulfilling my prophecy of being both a lore and meme sperg.
Tension seems high at the bathroom break, woolie already seems bored. 70% of dialogue has been skipped, voicing has been abandoned.
Not good signs lmfao
Pat is also fulfilling my prophecy of being both a lore and meme sperg.
Tension seems high at the bathroom break, woolie already seems bored. 70% of dialogue has been skipped, voicing has been abandoned.
Not good signs lmfao
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Gondolindrim
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 5 Lis 2020
Pretending anything funny is happening on Bluesky is the worst thing of all.
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- 28 Lip 2020
Why even bother playing then?
- Dołączono
- 21 Paź 2023
Second half of the stream was a little more high spirits, but the content was dull so I was skipping around. Despite that, everywhere I stopped, Woolie was constantly bitching about the in-game stream followers, it really pisses him off lmfao
They ended quickly as soon as they hit 15
My impression: Everybody feels like they're trying very hard. I swear Pat sounded like he was hyperventilating sometimes, and he was constantly wiping Woolie's ass helping him fiddle with settings the whole time.
Neither Woolie or Reggie seem bought in yet.
In conclusion,
HEY YOU DUMB ISLAND NIGGER!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LITTLE HALFBREED IN THE NEXT ROOM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
THAT DEGENERATE WEASEL RICH CAMPBELL MADE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FAKE-CRYING TO THE MSQ
CAN YOU PERFORM ON YOUR SHOW EVEN JUST A LITTLE BIT FUCKING RETARD, THE FF14 WHALES ARE LITERALLY SURROUNDING YOU WITH THEIR WALLETS ON DISPLAY
They ended quickly as soon as they hit 15
My impression: Everybody feels like they're trying very hard. I swear Pat sounded like he was hyperventilating sometimes, and he was constantly wiping Woolie's ass helping him fiddle with settings the whole time.
Neither Woolie or Reggie seem bought in yet.
In conclusion,
HEY YOU DUMB ISLAND NIGGER!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LITTLE HALFBREED IN THE NEXT ROOM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
THAT DEGENERATE WEASEL RICH CAMPBELL MADE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FAKE-CRYING TO THE MSQ
CAN YOU PERFORM ON YOUR SHOW EVEN JUST A LITTLE BIT FUCKING RETARD, THE FF14 WHALES ARE LITERALLY SURROUNDING YOU WITH THEIR WALLETS ON DISPLAY
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- Dołączono
- 24 Kwi 2026
Sperging like this is the most interesting and funny thing Woolie's done in a while. I'm all for it!
- Dołączono
- 15 Sie 2022
Even the most cultish FF14 adherents agree that the ARR MSQ is really fucking dull, and even with that in mind, this really fucking dull story doesn't pick up anything resembling steam until... I wanna say level 30-35 or so? Until then it's an endless fucking slog of banal bullshit and extremely generic dialogue about nothing, while the quest design goes out of its way to waste your fucking time. Hell, most players will even go further and tell you something like "it's all setup, it gets good with Heavensward!", which starts at level 50. Which is also kind of a lie, because between you hitting 50 at the end of the ARR MSQ (probably long before then, considering XP boost items and job quests) and Heavensward starting, you're looking at something like around 100 mandatory actual fucking additional filler quests that will give Naruto a run for its money with how little actually happens until Heavensward starts properly.
My point is, Pat should've known from second fucking one that this was never going to be a good idea. Any FF14 stream that focuses on the story, and isn't just a shooting the breeze stream while the game happens in the background, but wants the story content to be front and center, is going to be fucking miserable and run out of steam very, very quickly. The game quite simply is not exciting enough to carry a stream on its own content.
Maybe Pat just hasn't touched the dogshit ARR story in so long, he genuinely forgot just how bad it was. And to be fair, I'm not even sure what they could've done about it. Make a story hour stream, where Pat compiles the actually relevant dialogue and cutscenes into a movie that summarizes the main quest, then they pop a story skip potion and go straight into Heavensward? But even though FF14 is a pretty fucking shallow game, there's no way in hell Woolie can figure out all its mechanics and esoteric jargon without being drip-fed the way the game does it during the story. Should they have played the boring shit off-screen? But then you lose the "he's playing it for the first time, you guys!" appeal of live reactions. But this way, the live reactions you get are the appropriate ones of extreme boredom. It's a no-win scenario.
LucasSomething
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 21 Cze 2016
Because ff14 got an evangelion crossover raid and woolie is a fan of that so he wanted to see it regardless of how much he hates everything else aroundit. That's it.
Same reason he wanted to see the Nier automata raid.
Same reason he tried that gacha game that had dante and vergil.
That's how the wooliecattle brain functions.
Its hilarious that this is the most attention and potentially money Woolie has gotten in YEARS and he can't even pretend to care. Instead he gets extremely, offputtingly, pissy that he has people following him around in a fucking MMO.
Anyone else would put in the effort to PRETEND to be appreciative and engaged, if they were not outright to begin with (which most normal people would be). Not Woolie though, he has such a gigantic ego and an incredibly unearned sense of entitlement that even when he is handed a golden ticket AND a personal butler to wipe his ass he still has to be a boring pissy manbaby.
Truly, its the Woolie way.
- Dołączono
- 24 Kwi 2026
Surely someone must have been in Woolie's ear to tell him this was literally the worst game he could possibly stream / LP? Like, it's long as shit, it's mainly filler, it's very difficult to learn and get good at, and you need to be a very entertaining streamer to keep things fun and entertaining for the viewer.
If people are following him around, that's fucking hilarious. Play off of that and make it a running gag. Be appreciative of the fact that you even have an audience who care enough to have fun with you like that in a social game, and don't take for granted the community. Work them into the experience and show some fuckin' gratitude.
I thought Woolie was a cool dude who was just dumb, but he might actually be a dick. Not the level of a Pat, but like a Pat Lite.
There are literally dozens of fun Final Fantasy games to choose from if you're looking for the FF audience. Is he just in denial that his channel's dying and trying anything, like attaching himself to the FF XIV squad like Shenpai and the others who got famous off it? Is anyone in this extended content creator group even likeable anymore?
Sad times
edit: can't believe liam did this.
If people are following him around, that's fucking hilarious. Play off of that and make it a running gag. Be appreciative of the fact that you even have an audience who care enough to have fun with you like that in a social game, and don't take for granted the community. Work them into the experience and show some fuckin' gratitude.
I thought Woolie was a cool dude who was just dumb, but he might actually be a dick. Not the level of a Pat, but like a Pat Lite.
There are literally dozens of fun Final Fantasy games to choose from if you're looking for the FF audience. Is he just in denial that his channel's dying and trying anything, like attaching himself to the FF XIV squad like Shenpai and the others who got famous off it? Is anyone in this extended content creator group even likeable anymore?
Sad times
edit: can't believe liam did this.
- Dołączono
- 21 Paź 2023
The saddest thing is that the FF14 community are such easy marks. They are overwhelmingly libtarded, trooned out, lonely faggots with more money than time.Surely someone must have been in Woolie's ear to tell him this was literally the worst game he could possibly stream / LP? Like, it's long as shit, it's mainly filler, it's very difficult to learn and get good at, and you need to be a very entertaining streamer to keep things fun and entertaining for the viewer.
If people are following him around, that's fucking hilarious. Play off of that and make it a running gag. Be appreciative of the fact that you even have an audience who care enough to have fun with you like that in a social game, and don't take for granted the community. Work them into the experience and show some fuckin' gratitude.
I thought Woolie was a cool dude who was just dumb, but he might actually be a dick. Not the level of a Pat, but like a Pat Lite.
There are literally dozens of fun Final Fantasy games to choose from if you're looking for the FF audience. Is he just in denial that his channel's dying and trying anything, like attaching himself to the FF XIV squad like Shenpai and the others who got famous off it? Is anyone is this extended content creator group even likeable anymore?
Sad times
I don't know if Pat's too afraid to spell it out to Woolie in DMs in fear of him chimping or slipping, but it would be so simple to placate these freaks and make them feel special. They're basically begging to be parasocially abused.
Hey, that fag in the Grey Fox cosplay that was standing next to you in Uldah? Would it really hurt you to say 'cool fit bro' instead of glancing at him in disgust and walking off?
Does it really hurt to say 'thanks for coming'? You bitched about the followers for 4 hours and only gave 1 half-hearted thank you during your superchats.
Like, what are you honestly trying to accomplish here Woolie? If you want a selfish experience, just do it off-stream. You can't have your cake and eat it too.