You forgot the seat belt extenders and the airbags with Antonio Banderas's face on them.
I sometimes do that. There's a reason for there being a rule against it.
Ask and ye shall receive...forgot I had this saved on my computer.
Faggot is trying to sell a 2015 pickup with 86K miles on it for $40K?
It looks like it's had another sale since I last looked up the VIN. and I can't find listings anywhere for it so I'd have to assume it was sold. Unless he's still bitching about needing to sell it and Tammy just hasn't told him?
I know that all new vehicles in the US have to start putting cameras to watch the driver in 2027. You'd think Jack being Jack, he would make a huge stink about that and refuse to sell the truck.
Hmmmm...Maybe Hammy finally intervened? Honestly they should sell both vehicles and get a handicapped accessible van.
And then in the next segment he raves about Papa John's introducing sandwiches. What the fuck does this fat retard think a sandwich is? This is why I love his FUD NUS segments. They are pure, concentrated mushbrain.
They should get a chopper + sidecar combo.
The ghost kitchen thing with Chik-fil-A is interesting. I thought they were keen on Jesus? Seems sacrilegious!
For Fatty a sandwich is a device made of bread to convey meat, cheese, and grease into his face without needing utensils. He can't fathom why anyone would put icky vegetables in a sandwich since they are not meat or cheese, nor does he know wtf a crouton is. He probably also couldn't tell you wtf a BLT is either.
Need to knock off another 20% for the ungodly amounts of ass ripped in those seats.
She's just gotta get smarter about it. Start cutting his meat bigger. Help him make mochi next lunar new year. Get a lot less curious about noises happening in the other room.
She already brought the fat fuck fast food in the hospital after a stroke and he pulled through. Some law-talking person can chime in but if he had had another stroke or died because of that, would Tammy be in trouble? I'm pretty sure Jack wouldn't have signed an AMA to get in a cheeseburger which is hilarious enough to be a Dr. Now episode.
BLTs? Those are the heat index thingies on muh grill!
Fast food kills slowly, though, as we're all witnessing. I meant that if Tammy's getting restless, she has Jack's swallowing difficulty to target. It's more elegant to clog his arteries with cheeseburgers over the course of years, but he just keeps limping along with more and more dead sectors in his brain. Give him airway-sized pieces of meat to inhale and she could be selling off the smokers by the weekend.
Yeah but the only way she'd convince him to eat mochi, would be to somehow make it cheese flavored. As vile as that sounds, it would appeal to fatty however he'd probably wave it off as not being worth his time due to lack of gud meat.
So salad is healthy which is why Fatty doesn't eat it but bread is unhealthy which is why Fatty also doesn't eats it?
Like Fatty would ever let anybody use his studio. You can even see it when he's doing his reviews and morning moments. He's already there meaning I would wager that that's where Fatty lives and Hammy has her own part of the house.
