🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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lol he kinda looks like old WWF wrestler Earthquake with the horseshoe bald pattern!

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He's looking like the Vice Pedophile.

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It's funny because Earthquake was portrayed as the most evil wrestler in the WWF, but was by all accounts the nicest guy away from the ring, struggling to feed to his family.
Where Jer is trying to play a hardworking good guy, but is in reality the worst human to exist. Even Hitler ended his own life just at the thought of being compared to him
It's also a little funny the other way because Earthquake was under 30 years old in that picture
 
We've covered it before in the thread but we've seen videos go from flat to gaining 20k views then back to flat and he's said before that he ends up spending about $2 per subscriber gained then he's gained like 200k subs since around December and at least half definitely came from ads minimum. I think his standard ad run on Quartering/Jeremy Hambly videos was around 20k views but it looks like sometimes he runs them back several times so even the 200 ads some of them we've seen evidence of multiple ad cycles of the same video.

Thanks.

But I don't believe anything Hambly says without proof. It's just as likely he's supplementing his ad buys with good old TOS-breaking purchased subs and views.
 
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Brad "The Cool bull" sounds genuinely concerned.

Jer, let him into your mod team so he can give you the clean chat you always wanted.

And let him into your wife so he can give you the son you always wanted.

Imagine little Brad Cool Brust playing with his dad on your RC track laughing with childhood glee while you watch them from the top of the shipping container.
 
So I just did a real quick and dirty search, and you can look this up yourself.

Depending on the quality of your bot service, getting 10k views and 8k likes will run you anywhere from 50$ to 400$.

Ad revenue on long form content that reaches around 10k will get you from 50-100$. Ad money on YouTube does not increase at a flat rate an is dependent on several factors. This isn't factoring in his advertising expenditures

Best case scenario he's making a VERY SLIM profit margin on his YouTube channels. More likely his rumble contract was the only thing holding up his YouTube and now that it's gone he's most likely in free fall. We can see proof of this as he's no longer able to afford artificial traffic on his smaller channels like UM-Sleaved Media. The Pokemon card openings were a hail marry for viewership.

He's doing 20$ ad reads for Israel because he can't pay his mortgage. This guy is going to be homeless in another year if he doesn't figure it out.

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lol he kinda looks like old WWF wrestler Earthquake with the horseshoe bald pattern!

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Potential jeremy morphings:

1. Zentraedi Battle Pod mecha \ Regult
2. Gallagher with his hammer smashing oranges (watermelons)
3. Dr. Robotnik lost pair one of his mean beans (puyo puyos) and they bonded and turned white for being left out in the sun for several weeks like dog poo on a farm
4. That one wrongly coated peanut M&M that was a factory mistake but it got in the bag anyway
5. melonless mac's balding tires since she's not going to be making any money anymore from this pod cast going broke and the hair is her running over a dead fox on the highway
6. The netflix body positivity reboot of The Addams Family as he plays both Lurch and Fester, simultaneously.
7. A jar of left over mayonnaise in the back of the frighe of (((seth rogan's))) sequel to 'sausage party'
8. The reboot of Indiana Jones when someone tries to grab the orange and replace it with sand and the big jeremy head comes rolling down to kill our beloved adventurer...

I sense career opportunities!
 
He's doing 20$ ad reads for Israel because he can't pay his mortgage. This guy is going to be homeless in another year if he doesn't figure it out.
I'm so morbidly interested in his financial situation. With the amount of money he's wasted on pointless hobbies, buying bots, paying ludicrous salaries, and his daily fireball routine, it's going to be spectacular when the house of cards collapses.
 
"New" card that is a mashup from some of the better squares on 5, 6 and 7. Feel free to give suggestions for the next bingo card. Will continue to make as schedule permits.

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The morning show comments...
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And the afternoon show... (RumBULL)

I think SaltyMagaMinx is trying to tell us something, they keep talking about gay porn, sucking breasts and skittles...
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(RumBULL)
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I do really enjoy the recent developments in the Jer Rumble comment meta. Of the comments section being dominated by a tasteful mix of juvenile roleplaying, scathing banter, diverse shitposting, and schizophrenia. Best community.
 
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