Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Iran cucked lol. Soon as it was obvious that Trump holding back Netanyajoo was another fake out and Pilpulmania was about to run wild again and the ceasefire would still be unaffected, they said okay we won't attack Jooland anymore but you better be nice to Lebanon we really mean it as we turn into a cob of corn
Yesterday was the first time in Iran's history that they have responded militarily because another country was attacked (Lebanon). They've never been bold enough to do that before. That isn't weakness that's strength.
 
This war increasingly feels like busy work for President Sperg to spend the next two years obsessing over so that he doesn't address any actual problems in the country. I would say it's all his fault and it kind of is but also Israel's.
Tell me more about how ICE is on stand-down orders until the war is over.
 
Yesterday was the first time in Iran's history that they have responded militarily because another country was attacked (Lebanon). They've never been bold enough to do that before. That isn't weakness that's strength.
And then they said they would keep doing it and reversed themselves in hours after getting backhanded by the Joos lol. Israel continued blasting Lebanon and even increased the intensity of their bombing and said we'll hit Beirut again too if we want. Keep coping nigger
 
Yesterday was the first time in Iran's history that they have responded militarily because another country was attacked (Lebanon).
They fired a bunch of missiles at Saudi Arabia in 2019 in retaliation for SA's prosecution of the war against the houthis.

That isn't weakness that's strength.
lolno, it's the same retarded cowardice they've always displayed. Masturbating yourself into a stupor over Iran's flailing doesn't make them a regional power. It just makes you a perpetual simp.
 
Yesterday was the first time in Iran's history that they have responded militarily because another country was attacked (Lebanon). They've never been bold enough to do that before. That isn't weakness that's strength.
How do you manage to load your mouth up with this much absolute unsourced ahistorical bullshit and transport it to this thread without gagging and puking it all out along the way?
 
They fired a bunch of missiles at Saudi Arabia in 2019 in retaliation for SA's prosecution of the war against the houthis.
The drones in that attack were never shown to have been launched from Iran despite a ton of effort and reason to.

How do you manage to load your mouth up with this much absolute unsourced ahistorical bullshit and transport it to this thread without gagging and puking it all out along the way?
It's significant that Iran is emboldened to do things now that were unthinkable just three months ago. We have to get used to that now since we lost the war you started.
 
Its weakness for Iran since their military assets and targets couldn’t be defended for shit. Iran doesn’t win on the battlefield, they win at the negotiating table. Irans only chimping out because Hezbollah is their last effective proxy. Gaza is lost and the Houthis are impotent against Israel’s defenses.

This was the good cop warning for them and hopefully the last one they get. Idk what the WH is smoking thinking Iran will play nice and agree to a deal to surrender everything.

Recall that Trump didn’t kill Kehmanei, it was Israel who did in the opening strikes with SPICE bombs and Sparrow missiles. Iran wasn’t even able to prevent his death or the decapitation strikes that followed.
 
How do you manage to load your mouth up with this much absolute unsourced ahistorical bullshit and transport it to this thread without gagging and puking it all out along the way?
He's copying Trita Parsi's post. Parsi is funded by Soros and Koch


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https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/energy/articles/why-oil-not-200-biggest-120000278.html
Something quite interesting here, it's all interesting- to summarize the rest the reason oil isn't where doomsayers said it would be is due to China being really disciplined, mixed with increased us exports, emergency measures etc, all the stuff we kinda knew about, but still everyone is like "Why isn't oil still at blah blah and when will it"

Well, here's the really interesting bit. Trump being retarded and or manipulating the markets with all the shit he says that's blueballing and driving everyone nuts here? that's what's keeping prices down.


"Another factor keeping a lid on prices has been Trump’s relentless jawboning, making it hard for even the most bullish traders to hold long positions for prolonged periods of time.

Open interest in Brent crude futures is the lowest since August as elevated market volatility forces traders to roll back risk exposure. Steep price drops on the prospect of peace have pushed many oil bulls to the sidelines, leaving them to hold small positions for very limited periods of time, several traders said.

The lack of risk-taking has helped keep a lid on financial flows, while supply levers have averted the worst hit to the market. The question now, is whether that can last without a peace deal.

“It’s basically this anticipation that there’s a solution just around the corner,” Tom Baker, head of Vitol Bahrain, a unit of the world’s top independent oil trader, said at a conference this week. But no matter how quickly production is restored, “you’re still left with a hole — whatever you want to call it — a billion barrels of oil that is missing.”"


While I will never give this man credit for 24d intergalactic backgammon the fact that every time you start bulling up prices he's going to fucking lie and then you'll get shorted out of existence by whoever is profiting off this game with insider information is...

kinda fucking hillarious.

tl;dr everyone looking to rob is is getting repeatedly robbed by trump insiders keeping prices down until things go completely out of control and have to rise. so any additional profits that would be traditionally stolen by these traders get stolen back by the "Everything is peace" price drop short that eats whatever they *profiteered and gives it to trump insiders meaning they can't rape us lest the rape profits get raped away.

...which i do have to admit IS 24d intergalactic backgammon if he knows he's doing it.

Please post any truths or official tweets statements etc with time stamp today if they're in the next few hours. I'm really curious as to what happens in the next 3 hours regarding this. I'm either about to look real smart or real stupid lol.
 
Yesterday was the first time in Iran's history that they have responded militarily because another country was attacked (Lebanon). They've never been bold enough to do that before. That isn't weakness that's strength.
This reminds me of when someone does something that's been done thousands of times and people glaze them for being "the first asian woman from canada to do X."
 

The Experts claim that Iran War price hikes will leave those with the beetus most affected.

Seriously though, I'm usually a free market lolbert but Insulin prices are fake and gay. Trump & Bessent should tell the Insulin distributors to pound sand and price cap that shit.

We have a 10,000 deportation increase from this same time in 2025. This isn't even a Trump thing since it's been increasing at the exact same rate since 2021.
My point is that the mechanisms of a multi-branch organization don't grind to a halt just because one branch is embroiled in a conflict.

This whole fucking gay retarded "distracted" angle assumes the executive branch works like a single player RTS game rather than literally any organization with more three or more departments.

How do you manage to load your mouth up with this much absolute unsourced ahistorical bullshit and transport it to this thread without gagging and puking it all out along the way?
Mr. Gate of Hormuz just deadass lies and makes shit up.

The goal isn't to be right. The goal is to shut up the information space and bog down discussion.

This reminds me of when someone does something that's been done thousands of times and people glaze them for being "the first asian woman from canada to do X."
Iran fires another impotent wave of missiles even weaker than the last, none of which hit any tactical, operational or strategic targets.

Here's why it's stunning and brave this time.
 
Yesterday was the first time in Iran's history that they have responded militarily because another country was attacked (Lebanon). They've never been bold enough to do that before. That isn't weakness that's strength.
You confusing suicidal obstinancy with strength. Just because you are standing on a bridge and threatening to kill yourself, does not mean you are strong because the cops are trying to talk you down instead of tackling you.
 
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