💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Screw that, imagine how much you'd make selling nitrous and vapes in Candy Yoshi county?

I wouldn't depend on one customer to keep my store afloat. Daycare fraud has a much more diverse customer base.

 

[VitasGerulaitis]

I wouldn't depend on one customer to keep my store afloat. Daycare fraud has a much more diverse customer base.

Get those sweet sweet Somali bucks!
It really sucks too since my elderly aunt and uncle live in southern MN on farmland and because the states taxes are atrocious they can barely afford to live there anymore.

ETA: words

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Get those sweet sweet Somali bucks!

Government checks don't bounce. I'm not depending on Somalis to pay for anything.

 

[VitasGerulaitis]

Government checks don't bounce. I'm not depending on Somalis to pay for anything.

Don't doubt it, just know the Somalis are making bank in the Twin Cities and beyond.

 

[Swole McPole]

Those cheeses are your birthright! You may have to start some kind of cheese civil war.

And Cheshire is our adjacent county. I live literally ten miles away from Cheshire.

To the extent of the above AI summary's rumor of William Henry Lange exhibiting Rekieta-tier dental hygiene, Jonathan Lee Riches' allegations in that regard would appear to come with receipts:

Fuck me, what kind of drugs make it look like you've aged 30 years in just 10?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

And Cheshire is our adjacent county. I live literally ten miles away from Cheshire.



Fuck me, what kind of drugs make it look like you've aged 30 years in just 10?

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Meth and cocaine. Rekieta and him will get on famously.

 

[Nova902]

Dabbleverse "comedy" and Nick said he reason for missing drug tests is because he disagrees with the gov't.... I'm sure the gov't will bend the knee to Nick zoolumaniti and magic trial words.

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[AnOminous]

Meth and cocaine. Rekieta and him will get on famously.

More like CUCKaine.

 

[Vibralldo]

Dabbleverse "comedy" and Nick said he reason for missing drug tests is because he disagrees with the gov't.... I'm sure the gov't will bend the knee to Nick zoolumaniti and magic trial words.
drug test.mp4

Then why take any of the drug tests at all? Why just miss those 2 specifically?

 

[Captain Manning]

These post hearing tours he does, joining nothing shows run by the dregs of YouTube crack me up, in his mind he’s like a quarterback making the rounds after winning the Super Bowl.

I like to think of him like a once somewhat famous actor, whose career went down the toilet due to poor life decisions, and now they are reduced to shilling products of dubious quality and value on infomercials that come on at 2AM in the morning.

Like, they're still around technically, but only barely, and few people give a shit.

That's Nick now. Suffa.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Buckman: "Nick, is there a danger though being a smart ass on the stand? the judge pissed off at you?"
Rekieta: "Oh yes. One thing I can say is I was almost held in contempt of court. *laugh* Twice. But I was not held in contempt of court. I will also say that it was 100% worth it."

Didn't Nick just go on record confirming he was nearly held in contempt of court twice, and that it was 100% worth it? He was being a "smart ass on the stand" and he essentially said: yeah, and I'd do it again.

In a normal world I'd think that kind of admission could be used against him. But considering we're dealing with Minnesota, I'd guess Aaron will be punished to death for being the only one treating the proceedings like an actual legal matter.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0mhbasZgqwI
Buckman: "Nick, is there a danger though being a smart ass on the stand? the judge pissed off at you?"
Rekieta: "Oh yes. One thing I can say is I was almost held in contempt of court. *laugh* Twice. But I was not held in contempt of court. I will also say that it was 100% worth it."

Didn't Nick just go on record confirming he was nearly held in contempt of court twice, and that it was 100% worth it? He was being a "smart ass on the stand" and he essentially said: yeah, and I'd do it again.

In a normal world I'd think that kind of admission could be used against him. But considering we're dealing with Minnesota, I'd guess Aaron will be punished to death for being the only one treating the proceedings like an actual legal matter.

It's crazy that Nick can make a total mockery of the entire court system and the judge just takes it like a bitch.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's crazy that Nick can make a total mockery of the entire court system and the judge just takes it like a bitch.

Its funny because Nick, a corrupt faggot, whines about the government, which in his locale, is equally as corrupt and actively protects him from his actions.

And the ones that don't are also corrupt. Looking at you, Pussy Liquor.

 

[AnOminous]

In a normal world I'd think that kind of admission could be used against him. But considering we're dealing with Minnesota, I'd guess Aaron will be punished to death for being the only one treating the proceedings like an actual legal matter.

Welcome to Cuckesota, a worthless shithole where you can just walk into a courtroon, take a shit on the floor, mock the court, and this will be completely okay because all the judges are absolute cucks.

 

[Vibralldo]

Its funny because Nick, a corrupt faggot, whines about the government, which in his locale, is equally as corrupt and actively protects him from his actions.

And the ones that don't are also corrupt. Looking at you, Pussy Liquor.

The government literally saved his life

If the cops didn't intervene he'd be dead

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The government literally saved his life

If the cops didn't intervene he'd be dead

Don't worry. This is like Final Destination. He's just got Mr. Magoo luck and it appears to be running out.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Then why take any of the drug tests at all? Why just miss those 2 specifically?

No. Nick's position is that he and the government have a 'disagreement' about why/how he missed the drug tests and how they should be treated. Nick is simply not conceding or giving details of the missed tests--but he was sentenced to extra community hours for it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0mhbasZgqwI
Buckman: "Nick, is there a danger though being a smart ass on the stand? the judge pissed off at you?"
Rekieta: "Oh yes. One thing I can say is I was almost held in contempt of court. *laugh* Twice. But I was not held in contempt of court. I will also say that it was 100% worth it."

Didn't Nick just go on record confirming he was nearly held in contempt of court twice, and that it was 100% worth it? He was being a "smart ass on the stand" and he essentially said: yeah, and I'd do it again.

In a normal world I'd think that kind of admission could be used against him. But considering we're dealing with Minnesota, I'd guess Aaron will be punished to death for being the only one treating the proceedings like an actual legal matter.

It's crazy that Nick can make a total mockery of the entire court system and the judge just takes it like a bitch.

If you listen to K and other observers, Nick talks a big game online but he turns into a little lamb when he is in court.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

The government literally saved his life

If the cops didn't intervene he'd be dead

If he ends up killing other people on traffic with his car I think it would be fair to consider the number of lives saved to be a negative number, considering how much reckless driving and traffic violations they allow him to commit without consequence.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

There's a chance he was interviewed on the ambulance if a cop rode along, but that generally doesn't happen unless its a druggie/violent felon in my neck of the woods.

So you're saying there's a chance a cop rode along.

 

[not william stenchever]

Remember, if you're ever in Cuckesota, just break the law all you like, they won't do DICK.

It's free real estate. Just remember to put the 'n' in Conqueror and you will be an automatic order of magnitude above their current learing somalian overlords.