Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Now what the hell is going on?, what set off Iran this time?, Trump is trying so, so hard to negotiate and not try any further escalation, this is literally a golden opportunity for them to just keep the man in a delusional state of thinking that surely, he'll get his deal soon™.
Like I said, Trump ignoring Iran except to say we are only responding defensively, the ceasefire is unaffected, the terms of the deal haven't changed, isn't working for the IRGC. They want the war to be back on because they think that will make oil skyrocket and make domestic pressure + the GCC twist Trump's arm again to give them what they want. They want Trump to take the blame for restarting the war so they'll keep playing I'm not touching you games and shit talking Trump in the hope he will blow his stack. The Golden Blockade is really fucking them, their oil exports are down 90%, the land routes into Pakistan and Central Asia to China are shit and can never replace exporting by sea for them. The IRGC is in a corner here and they're not liking it
 

Bahrain sky right now

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That's it, folks.
 

Video shared by Iraqi channels shows the moment when Iranian missiles arrived in Kuwait



The moment a Iranian drone was intercepted in the sky of Kuwait

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The IRGC confirms they launched an attack against the child killing terrorist US Army.
 
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Irans full narrative of events
In the name of Allah, Qasim al-Jabarin
If they believe in you, they will act upon you as a believer in you
  • At 1:30 AM today, four offending oil tankers, instigated and directed by the aggressor US army, without coordination and without paying attention to the prescribed warnings from the IRGC Navy, attempted to illegally exit the Strait of Hormuz. After the warning, one of the oil tankers was targeted and stopped, and the other offending vessels turned back.
  • Following this incident at 2:00 AM, American drones hit a telecommunications facility in Qeshm and a facility in Sirik with two projectiles. In response to the aggression of the child-killing American army, two American air bases in Kuwait, named Ali al-Salem, and the remaining important facilities of the US Navy's Fifth Fleet in Bahrain, were immediately targeted by ballistic missiles from the IRGC Aerospace Force.
  • We warn the aggressor and child killer enemy that if these evils are repeated, a limited response will not suffice. You will be responsible for the consequences of the complete closure of the Strait of Hormuz to the export of oil and gas.
And we are victorious except for me in the presence of Allah, the Exalted, the Wise
Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps
 
The truly astounding part is the current King of Jordan's father had true, legit, diagnosed, not shitting or exagerating, Schizophrenia and still somehow ended up with the only stable and not completely shithole arab nation.
Jordan doesn't have any of the resources that would make it gulf arab rich, so it makes way more sense to not be chimping out like the rest of the crazy arabs.
The IRGC confirms they launched an attack against the child killing terrorist US Army.
It really does feel like we're dealing with children when it comes to Iran, tbh.
 
The Amish you can mostly trust.

I grew up around the Amish in the early 1990s. My grandfather owned one of the largest hay operations in our county when I was a little kid. As soon as his Amish customers learned he’d come down with Alzheimer’s and couldn’t function on his own, they swooped in when my mom wasn’t around and persuaded him into gifting them an entire cut of hay. I remember me and my mom driving back from town and witnessing a conga line of hired trucks hauling trailer and truckloads full of hay off his property. This was a man who had been selling and buying things from them since the 1950s. They knew full-well he was cognitively impaired and took full advantage.

They then had the audacity to try and attend his funeral. My grandfather was one of the kindest men I had ever met, and if they’d had hard times and he wasn’t impaired, I know he’d have been happy to help them. Fuck the Amish. If you’re English they do not care about lying, cheating or stealing from you. I’m sure there are ‘good ones,’ but the majority I’ve met have been complete cunts, and it doesn’t matter how fairly you’ve treated them for no matter how long: they will still try to Jew you in the end.
 
I love Babylon bee so much it's actually unreal.

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I love how they have become the site the Onion is now too cucked to be.

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Time for some ceasefire airstrikes. Iranian air defense engaging targets.

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Explosions on Khark Island.

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Iranians firing missiles of peace at the ceasefire ships of the USN.
As always, the ceasefire is intact.
Its Friday night. The markets are closed. The ceasefire still is more intact than ever.

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Another missile launch from Iran coincides with another alert issued in Kuwait


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More sirens in Kuwait.


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Footage reportedly showcases U.S. aircraft over southern Iraq near Basra, with explosions allegedly seen in the footage likely being interceptions.

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Explosions in Kuwait and Bahrain.
The ceasefire is not only intact, but so incredibly powerfully intact its expanded to encompass Iraq, Kuwait, and Bahrain.

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MES is reporting that the naval base at Sirik Island was hit and that there are martyrsdead muslims.
Iran is upping Strategic Martyrdom rates to ensure the ceasefire remains intact.

Feels like we are almost at the point that fully proves that Iran isn't able to stand by the cease fire
What are you taking about? The ceasefire is more intact than ever.

Don't trust your lying eyes. Iran has killed millions of infidels, sunk the Lincoln another 12 times, is about to bring down the Zionist entity.... All without violating the ceasefire.

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A group calling itself the Bahraini resistance set fire to a police station of the Al-Khalifa regime in Manama. Looks like Iran is starting to fuck around in Bahrain.
They've been at it for a while. That's also some lame shit, their acelerants don't even catch anything. Some poor shlub is going to have to paint those scorch marks you fucking monsters.

Curious that the ceasefire that included Lebanon doesn't include Bahrain.

Not soon enough for my balls.

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CENTCOM has released footage of strikes on Iranian coastal surveillance radar sites in Goruk and on Qeshm Island.
Mmmm thats the kino footage I expect from this ceasefire.
 
CENTCOM's been full of shit lately. Give it several hours. If nothings on fire then Ill believe it. Iran has lately been sending things in waves so this may be just the tip of the iceberg for tonight.

Edit: They hit Sirik Naval base
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Asking me to believe that Trump and his Israeli benefactors would pass up an opportunity to escalate the war further by pointing to successful Iranian strikes on an American Aircraft carrier is asking too much I'm afraid.

If it comes out in ten years or whatever in declassified files that you were right, @ me and I'll eat my burgersuit.
 
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