🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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So marketing sheriff is his marketing agency that only advertises his slop? So he doesn't have any other clients outside of himself? That's even more sad
His marketing business 'webpage' only states business relationships with... his own brands.

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This nigger says what he thinks will be perceived as the correct thing to say, but never actually acts in accordance with what he says, and I think he chooses not to on purpose.

Every single one of his 'quick links' link to the home page. Every URL path that is not found returns the home page source. Try something ridiculous like https://marketingsheriff.com/nigger/ and it still just points to the home page, for an example.

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All 4 of those links just point to https://marketingsheriff.com/# , which for those who don't know, a # in a URL points to a specific section of a web page and your browser will automatically scroll to it. It's called a URL 'anchor', but there are no actual anchor points on his home page to scroll to. They're not real links. Neither are any of the buttons on his page, none of them do any thing, except maybe the ones that doxx your information (I'm not going to test that).

It's a total shell corporation that probably does nothing more than launder whatever illegal payments he's receiving. I've looked into investigating it, but he's taken great length to obscure corporate registration as much as possible. We know he lies about his CBC addresses, and it's likely that his MS registration is fraudulent as well, I just don't know how, or have the means, to investigate it.

Link to his business registration
Link to domain registration information

Going back to the 'every URL path just returns the same source code' idea from earlier, I checked to see if Marketing Sheriff has a robots.txt file (used by web scrapers for efficiency and pragmatic reasons). It does not, and inspecting the network request from the browser confirmed that whatever application is serving the requests is not doing any redirects or anything.

My guess is that whatever code is serving this just strips off all characters after the domain and routes through the same function, which is the laziest and shittiest implementation of a web app that is possible.

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thequartering.com has a robots.txt file, for example, and probably only because cloudflare provides it as a free service, but the conclusion I'm choosing to draw from this is Jer doesn't expect anyone to actually use marketingsheriff.com as a real website. It's a potemkin village so he has plausible deniability against allegations it's fraudulent - which I think is just a matter of investigation. He wants people visiting thequartering.com but doesn't intend for anyone to visit marketingsheriff.com.

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He told Elon Musk his marking company represented Fortune 400 companies.

Honestly in awe at how casually this guy lies.
I guarantee the more someone watches Jer, the more they understand that he's not just lying, he's consciously lying and obfuscating the truth. I don't think much of what Jer does is accidental, despite how retarded he actually is. The truth of the matter is that Jer is actually an evil motherfucker, he knows he's an evil motherfucker, and he's embraced being an evil motherfucker. He has incorporated it into his nature. Thankfully he's fairly impotent and incompetent, but really he has decided that his purpose in life is to spread corruption, deception and disease.
 

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All Jer had to do was put 10-15% of the rage bucks he got off yelling about Brie Larson and Magic cards over that 5 year span into stock investments. That would've been PLENTY of money to keep him going for years. If he put even 500k into QQQI, he'd be getting almost 6 grand in monthly dividend payments. He could be retired.

INSTEAD, he's FATIRED because MetaPC duped him into putting a HELOC on his house to buy their dying coffee drop ship company


Imagine losing your house and all you got to show for it are a couple of free branded mouspads, LMAO
metapc ran a train on the guy..shit is hilarious.
 
HE'S BLOWING ALL HIS MONEY ON ADS!!!
Thanks for the tip via DM we now have located all of Quartering's paid ads. Google reports ~200 total, all in the past year. Oldest was July 2025.
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If we filter by only US ads we can see over half of them are only shown overseas
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I find this part interesting because it shows how Jer fucked up shifting his content over the years. He used to have a large overseas audience but it's clear he can see the stats and knows he lost them all when he went all in on US politics instead of generic wokeslop and capeshit. They are never coming back Jer it's over.

Imagine how much money he's wasting on this shit and how many fake views these ads account for. I don't know what his average is but we've seen ads for 20k views in the not too distant past.
What's more horrifying, the jews making all those ads with "black man; white woman" or seeing an ad for fart blossom here.
 
more they understand that he's not just lying, he's consciously lying and obfuscating the truth. I don't think much of what Jer does is accidental, despite how retarded he actually is. The truth of the matter is that Jer is actually an evil motherfucker, he knows he's an evil motherfucker, and he's embraced being an evil motherfucker. He has incorporated it into his nature. Thankfully he's fairly impotent and incompetent, but really he has decided that his purpose in life is to spread corruption, deception and disease.
IMO, he's knowingly lying but he probably justifies it by thinking he'll eventually achieve X accomplishment. That way he's able to convince himself it's an inconsequential lie.
metapc ran a train on the guy..shit is hilarious.
Imagine how giddy you'd be if you found a sucker to offload your failing business onto. Instead of being forced to to go through the business's bankruptcy, liquidation, and all that shit, you were able to pass it off onto another retard and probably break even at the very least.
 
When Brad Cool turns into Brad Cruel, the whole world will be bathed in blood.
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He told Elon Musk his marking agency represented Fortune 400 companies.

Honestly in awe at how casually this guy lies.
The only thing Jer loves more than lying is telling lies with a molecule of truth so that he can convince himself he's not technically lying out his dick. He really gets off on thinking he's pulling one over on people and he got away with this freely for the better part of a decade and made millions so by now the behavior has been reenforced too solidly and he will never change no matter how many times he's called out by a-logs.

I would bet good amounts of money his thought process went like this. Marketing Sherriff is a marketing firm and it "represents" TheQuartering Youtube channel. So Jeremy was sponsored to run ads for shitty gotcha Chinese slop mobile games by Tencent. Tencent is a Fortune 500 company therefore using his shitweasel marketing logic his "marketing" company "represented" a Fortune 500 company and never mind that statement would require three asterisks minimum if you were to put that into writing on some kind of legally regulated disclosure.

Brad, be prepared to pay more for stamps, Jer had a 45 minute seethe session about the increased prices on stamps.

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Average Cool Brad W taking the inevitable Killdozer heat off honest a-logs and carrying that burden. Jer hates Brad because he's so Christlike and Jer worships the devil.
 
IDK is this just a genetic thing where some people can bend their nose this much?
Let me know in the comments.

Here's the whole sequence. Would be impossible to move my nose this much without actually breaking my nose. I can actually feel the irritation just from testing it.
I can put mine upside down lol. I never knew this was something not everyone can do? I would show you but it makes me look fug and also I'd be posting my face on KF...

The other possibility of course is that he's just an alien shapeshifter.
 
P.S. I know people hate Scarlett Hampton but holy fuck. She was on fire on the diary of a dumb bitch streams. He's in Mexico and somehow, Ralph has this e-thot unleashing latina levels of madness. I don't condone the porn shit but damn. Scar is a better supporting character than Melonie Mac. Long live the Ralphamale
The KillStream often becomes this ethereal and avant-garde experience that is totally unintentional.
 
Recombing threw that something stood out to me in one of the shitpost clips but this nigga has Hoe_maths book
Hoe math is Venti's ex, (nvm, that was think before you sleep) of course the renfaire creeper wanted the inside scoop on how to get with her and have shark babies .
 
Dear Jer, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, bradcool.com, and my home phone at the bottom,
I sent two tweets back in autumn you must not've got 'em...
My coffee's gone cold
I'm wonder whyyyyyy
I ordered that bag at all
Going shit bad at the walmart
Droppin on the floor
Even if I make the pot
It will all be bad
Leave my doo doo on the floor
You will find out soon
It smells so bad
It smells so baaaaaaaad
 
HE'S BLOWING ALL HIS MONEY ON ADS!!!
Thanks for the tip via DM we now have located all of Quartering's paid ads. Google reports ~200 total, all in the past year. Oldest was July 2025.
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If we filter by only US ads we can see over half of them are only shown overseas
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I find this part interesting because it shows how Jer fucked up shifting his content over the years. He used to have a large overseas audience but it's clear he can see the stats and knows he lost them all when he went all in on US politics instead of generic wokeslop and capeshit. They are never coming back Jer it's over.

Imagine how much money he's wasting on this shit and how many fake views these ads account for. I don't know what his average is but we've seen ads for 20k views in the not too distant past.


I did this in a bit of a rush so will tidy it up when I get a chance, but with reasonable confidence I've managed to identify most of the videos that these ads relate to and give a little context to their influence on his views.

I basically just compared the videos to the median view count for the month and then we can charitably say that the excess views may have been related to the ad spend. (but you can't truly know)

That said, there are a significant number of videos that perform below median despite the ad spend. UnsleevedMedia is worth a look in that regard.

A lot of the ad runs are for the same video. I've also managed to associate ads to videos on the Jeremy Hambly channel and UnSleevedMedia.

Now live on Jerminal Decline.


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