💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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"cannoneze brizket"
"forking it, if it goes in easy" sure fatty
"or it's just cooked and sauce thrown on it" why would he expect any different? It's fucking Panda Express, that's literally what they do for everything there.
"almost buddhur like, a little more cooked for my taste" Yes fatty, because they can't just serve raw and/or rotten food without getting shut down.
He has trouble counting to 6.
"for a bug twunny five it aint bad" no fatty, you didn't pay $1.25 for it. You even said it was an upcharge and had Tammy confirm it was an extra $1.25.
"cooked probably to your liking I like mine on the rare side" no one fucking cooks rare brisket you god damned mongoloid.
The_Cowcel
kiwifarms.net
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- 16 Maj 2026
He's cooked brisket many times before, how does he not know that? Does he think the pink from the smoke rings mean it's rare?
Probably. All his mushbrain and failing eyes can process at this point is "PINK = GUD MEAT"
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- 9 Mar 2015
Tammy can confirm, that's the only pink Jack eats.
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- 12 Gru 2022
Then what was his Valentine's Day advice of 'eat before you eat' for? I thought it was because nobody likes to fuck on an empty stomach.
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- 9 Mar 2015
I just assumed he practiced for BBC with a few costco foot longs, I'm told it helps to warm up before you try to jam the whole thing in your mouth.
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- 12 Cze 2020
Closed captioning for proof.
Bonus, Tammy in her nighty!
100% he was a hungy boy and whined until Mommywife had to go out in her jammies to get special boy his BRISGET.
Btw, the closed captioning, if you toggle it on in Youtube, is particularly hilarious for this video. It has no idea what mush mouth is trying to say.
EDIT: fixed images to thumbnails
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- 27 Maj 2019
Another JotG where:
......I can't lie, this brisket does pique my curiosity. Might even try it out one of these days. I can honestly say I would likely not have known about this new artisanal menu item if it weren't for jackoff the goat. have a like you fat fuck.
edit:
- Jack doesn't go anywhere
- Tammy actuallygoes to the place
- Tammy isn't filmed going to the place
- Filmed vertically and 60% of the screen is wasted
- Jack does less than his usual "less than fuck all" approach to JotG.
......I can't lie, this brisket does pique my curiosity. Might even try it out one of these days. I can honestly say I would likely not have known about this new artisanal menu item if it weren't for jackoff the goat. have a like you fat fuck.
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What does his shirt say? I see In God We Trust, but above it? The beee...? The beuh...? The 'beetus?
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- 14 Kwi 2018
Goes to show when Jack rants on AI, it's nothing but bullshit, then again it is as valid as when this fat fuck talks about health and stuff like that.
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- 4 Gru 2013
LAZY MAN'S LOBSTER PASTA
Archive:
Jack heats up some store-bought lobster bisque and a bag of frozen langostino and throws it on top of spaghetti. He calls this a "money saving tip". See how many times you can catch him contradicting himself.
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Jack heats up some store-bought lobster bisque and a bag of frozen langostino and throws it on top of spaghetti. He calls this a "money saving tip". See how many times you can catch him contradicting himself.
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- 3 Lut 2013
So much for fatty's carnivore diet larp
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- 27 Maj 2019
4:03 Props to Jack, he used his own finished product for the thumbnail.
4:10 reasonably good advice about doing shit yourself (garlic bread) to save money...which he says he should have done, which means if Tammy had been around, she could done it. But she's nowhere in sight so he just sort of forgot about garlic bread altogether.
4:40 gargoyle gluttony ASMR
youtube CC: "I burned my guts out" ...what?
5:08 dats RESTAURANT QUALITY!
Well he's right...it definitely is lazy. Plop pre-made shit into a bowl and heat it up. Fix it with sneezunings and shreddy cheese. S&P to taste.
Jack looks happy. I like happy Jack. This is him in his element.
8.5/10
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lol, so now he's pouring soup on top of spaghetti. Holy shit this is a new level awful.
"Layn-go-steeno" and he doesn't even know wtf it is.
A pound of pasta, plus a bunch of soup and langostino "minimum 2 people" holy fucking shit that could feed 4 easily. Only fatty would ever consider a fucking half pound of pasta to be a single serving.
Says he has a warm pan, you can see the water just sitting in it not even fucking steaming. Also, wtf does this need another pan? And then he dumps all the langostino bits and their liquid into the cold pan before pouring the soup in, watering it down even further. THEN instead of using a fucking spatula or anything to scoop out the rest of the soup, adds water and then dumps that in.
Leaves it boiling, there's a sheen of oil on the surface of the soup. Puts the pasta in it instead of just straining the pasta and putting it back into the pot with the soup, then CONTINUES boiling the soup with the pasta in it so you know that pasta is going to be mush(like his brain). Also those langostino bits are going to be like fucking pencil erasers since they were pre-cooked and he just sat there boiling them for god knows how long.
Italian seasoning and cheese? The fucking soup was already seasoned! Not to mention he dumped on the italian seasoning after plating it? It's not a fucking garnish. And then somehow he goes from it being at a rolling boil in the pan, to not being able to melt the... shreddy mozarella?
Splurging is getting a loaf of bread? And pre-frozen garlic bread? He says to make everything, this fucking guy isn't making bread. Says to quit unnecessarily spending money after throwing a pound of pasta into a boiling pot of soup.
"ahh that's so hot going to burn my guts out" Is this like the forking from the brisget? Is Fatty secretly celebrating pride month by being as gay as possible? And like usual he just can't let the fucking food cool before shoveling it into his face while steam is pouring off of it. He uses his tongue like a prehensile limb to eat the pasta from the fucking fork, because he can't spin the fork to get the pasta into a reasonable bite on it.
"THAT RESTRUNT QUALITY" I'd be fucking pissed if a restaurant served me spaghetti boiled in soup. I'd also never order something like that on the menu anyway.
"needs a little more salt and maybe some pepper" then fucking do that while it's still in the pan!
"I juz saved a good thirty forty bucks" you didn't save shit.
The_Cowcel
kiwifarms.net
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- 16 Maj 2026
That's what I thought from the text but the food product in the video looks nothing like any soup I've ever seen, closer to a nacho cheese dressing in color and consistency.
It's a "lobster" bisque from the grocery store. That's what it should look like, roughly. It'd be about on par with using tomato soup on top of spaghetti in place of a decent ragu.
Basically lobster stock, mixed in with a bunch of cream, little bit of tomato paste(that's where the color comes from), mirepoix, some aromatics, some other ingredients, and then blend the shit out of it.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
It's because he's a retarded mushbrain who doesn't understand the basics of cooking.
Fuck this one hurts. For all the mistakes Fatty makes while cooking this one hits hard.
Using lobster bisque as the base? And sure langostino can be used in place of lobster if you're being cheap but if you're making lobster pasta you need to use lobster. It's right there in the name. And of course he uses Italian fucking seasoning as a garnish.
What I find especially hilarious about this, is if he just bought a couple of lobster tails instead of the fucking soup and bag of langostino bits, he should have most of the rest of the ingredients for a decent sauce already, or even to make a fucking bisque. All without using pre-made bullshit, which is comical considering his rant at the end of the video about making your own food instead of buying pre-bought crap. Seriously, how the fuck do you put a rant about not buying pre-made bullshit to save money, in a video specifically about buying pre-made bullshit to be lazy?
And for those wondering why langostino isn't fucking lobster
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- 27 Maj 2019
Well, Tamz isn't around and he did look extremely happy at the start of the video. He's got that pregnant mother glow about his jowls.
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- 12 Gru 2022
Sure, if you ask Kropotkin.