Confession of a trans masc zoomer - thoughts of a madman, because you love to see it

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Brap God powiedział(a):
That's such a negligible difference, it might as well be statistical error.
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It's not a lot but it's why your nursing homes are full of way more old women than old men. If it's any consolation, men aren't losing a particularly grand and healthy set of years at the end, and their bones don't immediately turn to dust after their mid-50's. If you want to live a long healthy life, the advice is the same for both sexes. Be active, don't take cross-sex hormones, get married and have kids (statistically makes a big difference for both men and women), and keep a healthy weight that a Korean grandmother wouldn't be ashamed of.

Or don't, I'm still waiting to see what horrors await our looney troons as they get older. Do rotdogs infect the rest of the body? OP will have to tell us in 50 years. We have a whole thread dedicated to these lovely wonderful topics. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-horrors-thread-hall-of-shame.219656/

Come and see @NoCockatrice !
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See! This could be you with your fully functional™ penis! I have brochures if you want to hear about the part where they cauterize your vagina shut, rip out your cheek flesh, and staple it to your crotch to extend your urethra before it inevitably starts pooling urine inside of your body. Yes, some of these brave bois have die (F, Griffin), but you're a real man, so it'll never happen to you. Just pure euphoric boners from the hard plastic they install in your rotdog that only occasionally erodes through your skin. Totally natural, I hear XY males have to get their glans sealed up routinely too. Speaking of which, do you want your clitoris buried or unburied? They can peel the skin off of it and hide it under your rotdog if you'd like. You can also go for the hyena megaclit route too. It's all indistinguishable from cisgendered male genitalia. And let's talk tits, your nipples are probably going to rot off. Yeah, I know they claim the keyhole surgery retains them but they're probably as good as gone. Fear not, natal males don't have nipples. They're actually tattoo'd on at birth. No one will notice. In fact, you should probably ask for a super gnarly big scar instead of tits so that all the other men will know just how super tough you are.

Do you want more pictures? I have more. This is what you wanted, right? I mean, you're supposed to be a man and all. How can you rape those inferior flesh puppets without a mighty coke can neophallus large enough to rupture a vaginal canal? It can't be that you're a 19 year old autistic girl making a plea for attention with a rather unhealthy view of female sexuality. That couldn't be right. That would make this a phase that you'd have to grow out of instead of embracing. And additionally, you might not happen to have a certain fear of men typical of teenage girls. That would be silly, after all. Teenage boys aren't afraid of boys their own age. No, silly idea isn't it. And besides, we all know that teenage girls never get more confident around boys as they get older. That would be absurd. Pfft, we all know women don't have agency. Right? That's how you know you're a boy.

But, because I totally and absolutely believe that you're a genuine boy with a bonus hole, my prescription is to act like a real boy. Go out, make male friends, eschew female spaces in favor of male spaces, and pursue male hobbies. No no no, not mixed-sex sports leagues, you're a man. You can't play against weak, fragile women. You gotta play with the boys. And remember, do not approach dykes. You're a man. They want a woman. They're fetishizing your cuntboy status as a beard, and you can do better. Only go for women who actually believe you have a rape sword penis before revealing that you had a boy-gina the whole time!

I validate you OP. Go and be a man ♂️. I'm rooting for you. 😊 Please send pics 📷 for the pooner thread so we can see how manly you are :popcorn:. Or don't, because you're a man and not a mentally ill woman.
 
NoCockatrice powiedział(a):
Nobody fucking needs as a top as an FtM.
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NoCockatrice, I tried to tell you all of these things in dms a long time ago. I'll repeat that sentiment again, and I hope it sinks in.

There's a reason every single FTM becomes a disgusting degenerate gooner, and it's because they all come to the realization you posted here. The ideas you displayed here is why every Ftm ultimately goes completely insane. You had a problem where you weren't comfortable with the idea of sex. Our modern world, because it's so absolutely fucked up, sold you a fake panacea and possibility that there was an alternative lifestyle that could accommodate you. There isn't. There is no woman out there who is accepting your choices and decisions and lifestyles because you're trying to be something that you are not. The ones that do exist are living a lie and behind closed doors have a relationship so fucked up, it'd shatter any notion that this lifestyle was ever acceptable.

The only answer is to give up, return to being an asexual woman, and learn to accept who you are in your own skin. Maybe you can find a healthier outlet for your problems. I am glad you are seeking more help. I'm sorry if anything I said hurts, but it is reality and you're going to have to just learn to accept it.
 
NoCockatrice powiedział(a):
What do you mean "return"? I never was asexual. Do you people even read my posts?
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I am so tired of your semantic games.

Somewhere, at some point in your life you were a normal healthy little girl who wanted to be grow up to be a wife, mother, and have a family and be a normal adult. Don't tell me "No I was always like this!" like every fag out there. You aren't, you weren't, and you're lying to yourself if you think that's the case. Find that person again. She's still in there. She's just buried under a mountain of bullcrap when you got lied to about this trans bullshit. Or don't and continue to suffer.
 
NoCockatrice powiedział(a):
What do you mean "return"? I never was asexual. Do you people even read my posts?

Being asexual is unhealthy in my opinion.
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You are a woman that refuses to have sex unless you can experience it as a man.

You cannot become a man.

So, you are functionality asexual. If the only way you will agree to have sex is to do something that's impossible you are choosing to never have sex.
 
BIG SHOT Autos powiedział(a):
You completely misunderstood me. I'm not talking about skills at all? There's literally no mention of them in the post. I'm talking purely about biological capacity for survival and that by design women are survivors, because we're supposed to bear children, which is biologically speaking a very complex, daunting task. I don't get why you rated me dumb/lunatic when I literally just expanded on what you said yourself?
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because your point is absurd and retarded lol
in nature womens capability for survival is low and largely depends on men to protect and provide for them
they outlive men because they're shielded by men from many dangers and because men cut each others lives short

Audit powiedział(a):
It's both. Without violent death, women tend to live a few (3 ish) years longer than men
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this is not "in nature" this is in civilisation
very different environment, in modern society excess male mortality does not come down to survival situations, but is a result of smoking, drug abuse and alcoholism (and in russias case recently, war, though this has become rather rare over the past half century)
 
DumbDude43 powiedział(a):
because your point is absurd and retarded lol
in nature womens capability for survival is low and largely depends on men to protect and provide for them
they outlive men because they're shielded by men from many dangers and because men cut each others lives short


this is not "in nature" this is in civilisation
very different environment, in modern society excess male mortality does not come down to survival situations, but is a result of smoking, drug abuse and alcoholism (and in russias case recently, war, though this has become rather rare over the past half century)
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Not quite true. The reason why women used to die earlier than men was childbirth. Estrogen and double X chromosomes play a significant role.
 
Party Hat Wurmple powiedział(a):
I am so tired of your semantic games.

Somewhere, at some point in your life you were a normal healthy little girl who wanted to be grow up to be a wife, mother, and have a family and be a normal adult. Don't tell me "No I was always like this!" like every fag out there. You aren't, you weren't, and you're lying to yourself if you think that's the case. Find that person again. She's still in there. She's just buried under a mountain of bullcrap when you got lied to about this trans bullshit. Or don't and continue to suffer.
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You are literally not listening to what I am saying.

Even in the original post I have stated I do want a family. It doesn't fix my problem, however.

Being trans/gay and wanting a family are not mutually exclusive.

If you think things I say about myself are a lie, why engage at all? If that's the case, you are not arguing with me, you are arguing with a person you made up in your head with facts about their life you made up in your head.
 
Chicha Drinker powiedział(a):
And to be clear, of all the rainbow shit, asexuality is the most normal, and history has shown that there's nothing wrong with abstaining from sex.
just dont be a fag and make it your entire personality for some reason
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She quite literally wants a titjob and you guys say "just be asexual" lmao.

OP, the thing is you will never get a titjob from a cartoon character. Grow up.
 
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