💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Barsik]

Jack is now retweeting Xbox 720 leaked (real) style images

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is now retweeting Xbox 720 leaked (real) style images

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Didn't Jack just win $4.28 from his class action suit against Apple because of how shitty the AI is? Why would he be giving rumors about Next Product the time of day? (Other than he's an Applefag pretending to be a big shot tech guru.)

 

[The_Cowcel]

Jack is now retweeting Xbox 720 leaked (real) style images

Not just that but he's focusing on the obviously shit render rather than the information being reported(regardless of it's validity). Assuming there is any truth to the claim of Apple releasing a phone with an improved folding screen and Jack manages to survive that long we all know he'll be begging Tammy to get him one.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Not just that but he's focusing on the obviously shit render rather than the information being reported(regardless of it's validity). Assuming there is any truth to the claim of Apple releasing a phone with an improved folding screen and Jack manages to survive that long we all know he'll be begging Tammy to get him one.

He'll sue apple because he'll try folding it into foursies and break it.

Off topic but what is the appeal of foldable screens. Maybe I'm just a nerd but aesthetics take a backseat to utility and I see none here. It just seems like it's one of those "fuck you because we can" things. I cannot see how an actually productive person, you know, a person with a work/government phone would benefit materially from this. This foldable screen shit just seems like nigger technology.

I'm willing to play ball and assume there's something i'm missing. Is it another trend driven because of women (as usual) having those tiny ass pockets with the phones sticking halfway out, making them easy marks for pickpockets or the phones just falling out all the time? Is it just a shiny toy to entertain simpletons like Jack?

edit: sausage-fingered the first sentence

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

He'll sue apple because he'll folding it into foursies but it broke.

I really don't see him breaking a phone with his one functioning hand.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

At least Jack is going into his true and honest middle eastern heritage.

 

[The_Cowcel]

He'll sue apple because he'll folding it into foursies but it broke.

Off topic but what is the appeal of foldable screens. Maybe I'm just a nerd but aesthetics take a backseat to utility and I see none here. It just seems like it's one of those "fuck you because we can" things. I cannot see how an actually productive person, you know, a person with a work/government phone would benefit materially from this. This foldable screen shit just seems like nigger technology.

Mostly, correct, they seem like they'd be nice platforms for DS emulator at least

I'm willing to play ball and assume there's something i'm missing. Is it another trend driven because of women (as usual) having those tiny ass pockets with the phones sticking halfway out, making them easy marks for pickpockets or the phones just falling out all the time? Is it just a shiny toy to entertain simpletons like Jack?

I imagine that's the selling point for the normal size folding phones that fold vertically while the double wide horizontal folding phones are mostly just impractical status pieces..

I really don't see him breaking a phone with his one functioning hand.

I don't see him being able to operate a doublewide folding phone with one hand unless he sets it on a table.

 

[the khat quaffer]

don't see him being able to operate a doublewide folding phone with one hand unless he sets it on a table.

Jack IS the double wide

You are forgetting that Jack evolved a fifth limb: his nose. He's been known to use his nose on touch screens (notably his apple watch). Kind of like a fuckin goose.

I think I predicted he does this on his chipotle video last year then he actually fucking did it a little later on a live stream. I CBA to go looking.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Seems like something that would be easy and inexpensive to replicate at home, though.

You'd think so but I honestly don't know the process to make it. Like all spice blends you need to work it to get the right taste to it.

Tried it in a chippy down in Oz, never heard of it before but tried it and it was great.

Chicken salt?

An Australian delicacy.

It's basically a seasoned salt which may, or may not, have chicken flavoring in it. It's salty, sweet and has a lot of umami.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's basically a seasoned salt which may, or may not, have chicken flavoring in it. It's salty, sweet and has a lot of umami.

Is it similar to poultry seasoning, with sage?

 

[AnOminous]

You can buy it online but it's ridiculously expensive.

And yes, chicken salt is amazing.

Looks like you can also make it. I looked up recipes for it and already have everything I'd need to make it (including MSG).

It can't be fully legitimate though because it includes bouillon which isn't in the ingredients list of the original stuff which is often advertised as vegan.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Looks like you can also make it. I looked up recipes for it and already have everything I'd need to make it (including MSG).

It can't be fully legitimate though because it includes bouillon which isn't in the ingredients list of the original stuff which is often advertised as vegan.

I've heard some formulations actually use roasted chicken skin in them as well.

Can't say how true that is but it sounds yummy.

 

[the khat quaffer]

edit: also posted another F as in Frank upload -

It's only 10 minutes long and I noticed towards the second half, his AI waifu Grace started trolling the crap out of jack with food-/cooking-related puns. Like it tried to explain water consumption by AI data centers by dumbing it down into cooking terms a mushhead like Jack might understand. Grace, Jack doesn't understand cooking terms either - you'd have to use something like a lemonade stand as an example.

It wasn't even like once or twice, it was like 5 times. It's kinda hard to ignore actually. Towards the end Jack called "her" out on it and she gave a lilting laugh and half-apologized. I don't use AI assistants so is this a learned thing from the AI, like did it browse his search history and riff off that?* Did Jack train it to purposely make cooking jokes for the sake of his youtube cooking empire?

*If so, how did she not make black bugchasing gangbang comparisons?

 

[densedance]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVFvCoungg4

Spoiler: archive: "FIRST TIME EVER ON SHOW!"

FIRST TIME EVER ON SHOW! [wVFvCoungg4].mp4

it's a fucking middle eastern "restaurant" connected to a truck stop which is also connected to a taco johns

edit: also posted another F as in Frank upload -
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUbeqle-qW0

Spoiler: archive: "The AI Problem Nobody's Talking About"

The AI Problem Nobody's Talking About [HUbeqle-qW0].mp4

"Every Falafel tastes different"

 

[Barsik]

Can't wait for the 2 min short where he shits on it.

Michael? Amazing movie 10/10 best movie he's seen in the last 10 years.

Backrooms? Horrendous slop.

I wonder why he even bothers with these unless it's just intentional ragebait. I know movie reviews are subjective opinions but it feels like every single movie opinion jack has goes directly against what I consider to be a sane take.

Edit:

Letterboxd review



He rarely gives anything other than a 1 or 5 star. It's either gud like meat or bad like shughur

 

[Super Hans v2]

I know movie reviews are subjective opinions but it feels like every single movie opinion jack has goes directly against what I consider to be a sane take.

Jack's opinions are always shit because they have no basis in reality. Like, for his review of Shogun from a couple years ago, he said it was relatively free of violence when in the first episode alone there was on-screen suicide, decapitation, and boiling of people alive. A future take of his could be calling grass red and the sky yellow with a completely straight (alright, half droopy) face.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack's opinions are always shit because they have no basis in reality. Like, for his review of Shogun from a couple years ago, he said it was relatively free of violence when in the first episode alone there was on-screen suicide, decapitation, and boiling of people alive. A future take of his could be calling grass red and the sky yellow with a completely straight (alright, half droopy) face.

He pays attention to nothing in the theater but stuffing his fat face, so it's no wonder that any film with any amount of subtlety just completely escapes him. The only thing that could possibly hold Jack's attention is likely a weekday matinee of Elmo in Grouchland.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He pays attention to nothing in the theater but stuffing his fat face, so it's no wonder that any film with any amount of subtlety just completely escapes him. The only thing that could possibly hold Jack's attention is likely a weekday matinee of Elmo in Grouchland.

I wonder what Jack thinks of Minions 5 or 9 or whatever fucking number they're on. Seems about his level.

"Gud. No violence, no woke agenda. Easy to understand w/o subtitles."

 

[Shartavius]

In Jack's mind, an "opinion" is an excuse to eat and be angry; in the same way everything else is to him. And that unwillingness to relate to the world in any other way has wasted his life, body, and relationships with others - thankfully where we can see some of it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack's opinions are always shit because they have no basis in reality. Like, for his review of Shogun from a couple years ago, he said it was relatively free of violence when in the first episode alone there was on-screen suicide, decapitation, and boiling of people alive. A future take of his could be calling grass red and the sky yellow with a completely straight (alright, half droopy) face.

Or when Jack spent the entire time reviewing Fly Me to the Moon to go on a rant about how the moon landing is fake and how the movie is propaganda for not showing the "truth". Ironically he says this while loving biopics that sanitize the fuck out of the subject matter like Michael or Reagan.

Then there's his other reviews where he just gets mad at movie for not being linear and straightforward like Backrooms and Weapons and then goes on to praise slop like Mercy or any of the Sony Spider-Man villain movies