💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Lokenstien]

Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing reckless driving Redditor who dosed his own child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of BBC resorts. Seethed about his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT, crashed car while rage tweeting. Wife's bod worth $50.

I suggest some additions to the headline now that we have official local reporting about Rekieta's shitty driving.

Congratulations Nick "Fed his daughter cocaine" Rekieta on the promotion to Nick "Almost vehicular manslaughtered his daughter while tweeting" Rekieta.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Imagine malding so hard on X that you actively put your children’s lives at risk. I’d be shocked if it wasn’t the child dosing balldo doing it.

If anything, I’m shocked all of his kids are still alive given what kind of father he is.

 

[Folgers Can]

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Nick is getting alogged by the locals

Even in threads where the culprit hasn't been identified yet, they still know he's full of shit:



[L] [A]

 

[daffodils]

Even in threads where the culprit hasn't been identified yet, they still know he's full of shit:

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Nick is ruining the good name of Somalis.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Even in threads where the culprit hasn't been identified yet, they still know he's full of shit:

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The bottom comment, "third world drivers". Nick drives like a fucking pajeet. The more lives at risk, the worse he drives.

 

[Dan of Steel]

The accident was reported at the previous crossroad- I think it more likely it was at the driveway crossing for Duininck. The map marker is to the highway intersection. The route doesn't account for getting out of the driveway, but it probably overshoots where the accident happened.

Doesn't every intersection in the US have cameras at the stoplights now? I mean I'm a retard, I have no idea how you'd access this footage but given your analysis that seems like the most likely outcome. I'd love to see the stoplight cam footage just to see Nick running through a redlight like an impatient tweaker retard and getting his van totaled by a backhoe loader lmao.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm not promoting that any neighboring Kiwis (or Friends of the Farms in the area) should go out and touch poop, but... It would be interesting if someone were to drive that stretch of road and see if there are any signs today of an accident- vehicle debris, skid marks, gravel disturbed on the shoulder, etc. You know, do the job that the cops didn't seem to have done.

 

[BearInThaWoods]

For those who would like a visual of what the fuck this retard managed to hit.

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He saw this crossing the road and tried to gun it to try and beat it. That's the only way I can see it happening based off the description of the event.

What are the chances he was staring at his phone for updates on the Metcaff trial

But he's totally not a dangerous driver with a documented history of recklessly travling over the speed limit in inclimate conditions

 

[Egress]

I bet the tweet he was crafting when he hit it would have finally won april back, got Aaron locked up for good, saved his marriage, undosed his daughter, and would have gotten his license back. Surely Nick will win if he keeps tweeting while driving.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm not promoting that any neighboring Kiwis (or Friends of the Farms in the area) should go out and touch poop, but... It would be interesting if someone were to drive that stretch of road and see if there are any signs today of an accident- vehicle debris, skid marks, gravel disturbed on the shoulder, etc. You know, do the job that the cops didn't seem to have done.

I'm curious to see what the van looks like, personally. Just how hard did he smack into that payloader?

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Good thing the courts never gave him any consequences. We love our justice system giving people second chances when they deserve it

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nick is ruining the good name of Somalis.

We already know from Dear John he's likely stolen Tylenol from them. Is there no depths Ricky Rackets the Rail King won't sink to?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm curious to see what the van looks like, personally. Just how hard did he smack into that payloader?

It could be sitting at the Nissan dealer just south of the Caseys he was photographed at, where he swapped vehicles with the Rustang. Or a junkyard if it was bad. I would think Nick would post pics, if it wasn't his fault! Minimally I'd think he'd want pics for insurance (hah!) or a potentially court case.

 

[D_Tractor]

Payloader: front end loader
pop: soda
bless your heart: fuck your mother, retard

 

[Strix454]

Doesn't every intersection in the US have cameras at the stoplights now? I mean I'm a retard, I have no idea how you'd access this footage but given your analysis that seems like the most likely outcome. I'd love to see the stoplight cam footage just to see Nick running through a redlight like an impatient tweaker retard and getting his van totaled by a backhoe loader lmao.

This is a rural crossroads in the literal middle of nowhere. There are not going to be any cams out there. The full police report on the accident would be really interesting. And I'm sure someone would use it to reconstruct the accident on video. Someone should do that anyway even without the police report. In the style of the animated re-created search warrant video.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm curious to see what the van looks like, personally. Just how hard did he smack into that payloader?

It's probably totaled considering it's a Nissan groidmobile anyway. Just not worth fixing. It will be smashed into a cube.

 

[Dan of Steel]

This is a rural crossroads in the literal middle of nowhere. There are not going to be any cams out there. The full police report on the accident would be really interesting. And I'm sure someone would use it to reconstruct the accident on video. Someone should do that anyway even without the police report. In the style of the animated re-created search warrant video.

Right, I haven't paid attention to Rekeita in so long I forgot he lives in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in a rural shithole county that's as corrupt as the day is long. Either way, still funny he totaled his van and glad to hear the construction worker is fine.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Unrelated to the car crash but just found this in the hidden comments of Nick’s latest IG post.

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Not “I didn’t abuse my kids,” but “they weren’t able to ever find any evidence of abusing kids.”

It’s really a shame Nick’s airbags went off.

“No stalker child incel prude, I did not abuse my children by being in a drug addicted polycule around them and forcing the cops to physically beat down the door to our home. You are bullshit lying, prison awaits.”

Fatrick is less pathetic than Nick. Fatrick at least was a nuisance enough that Midwest drunks and nigger aldermen paid him to stop oinking at them. Nick to this day can’t just say “it was easier to accept the first drug test then retest and [insert cope for him drugging his daughter]” he instead alleges a conspiracy for why he didn’t.

 

[waffle]

Nick claimed the air bags went off, now a days they total the car pretty much automatically if they go off.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

Nick is ruining the good name of Somalis.
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That post made me physically laugh outloud. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be compared to a brown third world shit stain driver. Get wrekt Rackets.