Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

It's a shame though because I think she'd actually get a lot out of talking to the staff in headshops and dispensaries,
I'd like to say that maybe talking to people like that would get her to be marginally less 'highschooler who just snuck their first drink and won't shut the fuck up about how dRUnK they are' about it all, but that's probably wishful thinking.
 
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Lol, it can't have been a serious enough decision.

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What a shame.

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Lol 1: 'I'm messing with my brain chemistry."
Lol 2: She had a nightmare about a talking soda bottle. She should be scared, because all the soda consumption is probably altering her brain chemistry more than the mushroom snake oil.

Happy Pride Month!
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Strange she put these on her viking larp account but not the trans one. Almost like she knows she won't be taken seriously.

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You are not ginger. Your hair is mousey brown. Hang on... I think the OP is making some kind of satirical comment about being trans. If so, then Staph has missed the joke, so it reads like she's saying 'I was born female, then I was a man for a bit, now I've reverted back to female.'

I wondered why she was quiet yesterday and thought she had secretly created another NSFW account or gone back to Tumblr, but no...
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Time for a new scam chimp out.
 
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She missed point of the hair colour post so hard. :story: She basically made a pro detransitioning post.
 
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You know, I'm a boring square so maybe I just don't Get It, but... isn't the whole point of taking psychedelics to have intense, bizarre experiences? Not that she's taking real drugs, but that's the entire reason people take acid and shrooms and stuff.

I know this is just Stappy druglarping for attention because whooooooaaaaaaaa mannnnnnnnn, but this is coming from the same lady who used to write us essays about how she spent her nights flying around the World Tree and meeting fire giants and being a terrible astral absentee parent to her baby with Lucifer.
 
I wondered why she was quiet yesterday and thought she had secretly created another NSFW account or gone back to Tumblr, but no...
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Time for a new scam chimp out.
Credit to r/scams:

"Task scams are remote work opportunities that happen on websites or mobile apps that promise easy income in exchange for simple digital tasks, such as liking social media posts, watching short videos, or "optimizing" orders. A hallmark of this scheme is the requirement to complete repetitive sets, often in groups of 40 tasks, to earn a commission. However, the system is designed with a deliberate bottleneck: you are quickly informed that you have reached a limit and must upgrade your account level to continue working or to unlock higher earnings. By requiring an upfront fee to access these supposed rewards, the scheme functions as a predatory variant of the advance-fee scam.

The primary objective is to lure you into a cycle of escalating investment by exploiting the sunk cost fallacy. Once you have spent hours performing tasks and has paid an initial fee to upgrade, they become psychologically inclined to continue rather than admit the money is gone. The scammers reinforce this by showing earnings accumulating in a fake dashboard, but these funds are purely cosmetic and impossible to withdraw. As the victim tries to cash out, the app will invent new obstacles such as taxes, fees or security deposits, demanding even more money to release the non-existent profits.

Task scam victims are wrangled into Whatsapp or Telegram groups where discussion is moderated. Either the group is very large and you're not allowed to send messages, or is small enough that everyone in the group is a shill account of the same scammer, and you're the only real person there. So if you see other people showing off their withdrawals in messages, it's because the group was tailored to accommodate one single victim at a time: in this case, you. This is especially true if the scam group bears a number in the name."

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Staph should take some time out of "gooning" and deliberately getting in slapfights online, and instead spend some time on r/scams familiarizing herself with all the bullshit that she is absolutely going to fall for. The natural next step is for her to fall into a recovery scam after the inevitable scamming happens from these apps.
 
Happy Pride Month!
Lol is one of those literally “I was born in the wrong generation” as a gender?
Time for a new scam chimp out.
Great post Polexia. I watched a video about these a long time ago. At the beginning they usually throw in a survey to get your personal information, email, and address. Not a problem for blabbermouth Staph, but most people who might err on the side of caution get caught up here, as when it’s time to cash out your “reward” they call on the information you gave them. Additionally the rewards they pay out are typically different or lesser than what they advertise, or equivalent to the money you spent to get it! They also rape your email with all the shit you signed up for, mostly other scams or subscription services that are impossible to cancel, so LOL. What I find funny is she can put in the effort to complete tasks for $500 online… but she absolutely cannot work a job. I doubt she’ll get very far because of the aforementioned time and money sink but you never know.
Staph should take some time out of "gooning" and deliberately getting in slapfights online, and instead spend some time on r/scams familiarizing herself with all the bullshit that she is absolutely going to fall for.
Right? She has to know she’s an easy target. But she doesn’t see it as a personal failing, it’s the scammers who are evil—which is true, but c’mon, you can at least try to prevent it. Though she has mommy and daddy to fix it for her every time so it really doesn’t matter, does it?
 
The irony here is that the thread is the best chance she has for realizing it's a scam. The only question is whether she subsequently makes some posts about how she is very wise and totally realized on her own, or whether she uses the scam as an excuse to (attempt to) crowdfund.
 
Oh no!
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I dunno what she could have posted to get it banned, maybe some horror snaps of the 'slaps?
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Hahaha, 'our banking '.

Reposts some gross furry who probably fucked his cat to death
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Who seems to exclusively deal in peepeepoopoosexual type streaming
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It's just endless posts about farts. Fucking gross. But also funny that the one thing Staph is sexually ashamed about is the scat stuff (apart from being a straight woman, which is buried so deep now that it even dare mention even in the depths of denial)
Maybe it's cos it's the one thing that's anywhere near real, just like being a straight (fat) woman?


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What the fuck
I suppose poor old sig just hasn't quite "grown on" her enough.
She Mr frig will not enjoy cutting the shit winnets out of its arse hair. Being a rag doll, it might actually suffer to let her hold and cuddle it though. But then again, lol, it might'nt.

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Pssssst hey slick, need to know the 411, what da "street" name?

Going back a bit, Staph is lucky she got basically ignored but for one, cos she doesn't want anything to do with this
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This is some particularly grotty harassment account and she's lucky she didn't slapfight hard enough to get an interest taken in her.
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What the fuck
I suppose poor old sig just hasn't quite "grown on" her enough.
She Mr frig will not enjoy cutting the shit winnets out of its arse hair. Being a rag doll, it might actually suffer to let her hold and cuddle it though. But then again, lol, it might'nt.
Her ability to wait for anything is non existent. Treating yourself 2-3 years in advance for your 40th is such a classic Staph time frame (the wait to get married to Loki went from 5 years to a couple of months). The wish for a ragdoll cat is completely out of the blue. She should be saving her money to avoid having poor disabled person teeth.

I don't know what's less likely:
- Staph still liking Rammstein next year.
- Her travelling all the way to Canada.
- Her parents paying for a pedigree cat.
- Staph making it to 40 years old.
 
Her ability to wait for anything is non existent. Treating yourself 2-3 years in advance for your 40th is such a classic Staph time frame (the wait to get married to Loki went from 5 years to a couple of months). The wish for a ragdoll cat is completely out of the blue. She should be saving her money to avoid having poor disabled person teeth.

I don't know what's less likely:
- Staph still liking Rammstein next year.
- Her travelling all the way to Canada.
- Her parents paying for a pedigree cat.
- Staph making it to 40 years old.
I hope she's been putting those extracted teeth under her pillow sofa cushion for the tooth fairy. 50 cent each. Profit!(?)!
That kind of economic swindle is worth of her caper smug posting about "ripping off a super right wing company" and then getting omni-scammed.

I'm suprised she hasn't tried to fuck that tooth fairy ngl. Why not add him to the hareem?

She's still seems to think she's moving hovel.
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And, in a cow crossover, suprisingly it turns out that insane Scottish would-be polititroon Sophie Molly is (sort of) the looker in his relationship!
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Apparently the NHS won't give him a surgery date. I imagine they've asked him to stop taking the titty skittles currently poisoning his kidneys and see how he goes.
 
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What the fuck
I suppose poor old sig just hasn't quite "grown on" her enough.
She Mr frig will not enjoy cutting the shit winnets out of its arse hair. Being a rag doll, it might actually suffer to let her hold and cuddle it though. But then again, lol, it might'nt
This is another instance where it's really a shame Stephanie's "peers" don't pay attention to her.

"Adopt, don't shop" is for the little people. Like boycotting Amazon when you need your sodies. It's not that she's a hypocrite that surprises me, just that she doesn't understand Hypocrite 101: do it but STFU about it and nobody on social media will know.

Anyway, cats aren't a one-time expense unless you don't care about the cat. Plenty of absolutely free cats under bushes out there, or on craigslist, but then you have a dependent and you need to keep them in food, litter and dental care for the rest of their tiny, innocent life.
 
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Bitch, who in your life is going to volunteer to watch you give yourself conjunctivitis with LSD snake oil?
I do not do drugs but I just read this outlook to Mr. Boobwhiskers, who said 'the EYEDROP kind???? I mean, you can use an eyedropper... to put it on your TONGUE...'

I don't know if there is an 'eyedrop kind' but the funniest possible option is the idea of Womb Wizard applying LSD directly to the eyeballs. She won't get LSD so she's probably going to get an eye infection, but...
 
On one hand I really want her not to do it because it could go quite bad for her.

On the other hand it's probably visine sold to con idiots out of their money and would be funny to watch her fake.

Go for it lil druid! Who needs a guide! Surely Lolki and Baba Yaga and the Morrigan and whoever else can chaperone you on the astral plane!
 
I would like to thank this thread for leading me to google "LSD in eye drop form."

Anyway, the people at r/LSD are not familiar with that dosing method. As someone said above: is she just getting confused about using a dropper to put it on blotter paper or whatever?

Note: this post was written by a hopeless square. Drug-related information therein may be subject to inaccuracies gleaned from sources such as Reddit, childhood Sunday School, and viewings of Reefer Madness.
 
Yeah she might mean "eye dropper" kind although I, a filthy drug user, have never encountered LSD in liquid form. Only paper blotters.

Her saying eye drop kind did make me think of belladonna. Who the fuck knows with her.

Like shrooms, LSD can make you purge out of one or both ends. Nobody ever talks about that. It's all flower power and peace and love and ethereal visuals. Nobody ever mentions the pooping.

But I bet Staph will.
 
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Wow, a terminally online girl into hippy woo loves cottagecore? How original.

This is my thanks for contributing to society. Lunacy.
Think of it this way: your taxes pay into welfare, but it's spread out across the whole entire country. MAYBE Staph gets 2 cents a year directly from you (and that's being incredibly generous). Think of how many times you've paid ten bucks or whatever for a 2 hour movie and been let down, meanwhile Staph provides consistent entertainment almost daily for pennies a year.

With a perspective like that, it's a much more attractive value proposition.
 
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