La Toya's the only Jackson who matters

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Evidence:

 

[JohnnyG]

Counterpoint:

0:03

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/542cfa46-7827-495c-bd46-f8e1ff454a90

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

She looks and sounds like she really doesn't want to be there and the song is like something that Bel Biv DeVoe would reject after Bobby Brown has already rejected it.
Her parents must have been like: "BITCH! YOU'RE A JACKSON! YOU HAVE TO DO MUSIC!"
Her bad and lazy dance choreography is what fully sells the cringe.

 

[General Patton]

You're really going to ignore Janet Jackson. Her music is more superior to Michael's.

 

[Drip Torch]

I heard a Jackson 5 song recently and weirded me out that they would get a kid to sing songs with adult themes.
IDK, Michael Jackson songs just hit differently now and not in a good way.

 

[General Patton]

I heard a Jackson 5 song recently and weirded me out that they would get a kid to sing songs with adult themes.
IDK, Michael Jackson songs just hit differently now and not in a good way.

Unfortunately the music industry was creepy like that for a long time. Britney Spears was 16 when she did Hit Me Baby One More Time.

 

[Drip Torch]

Unfortunately the music industry was creepy like that for a long time. Britney Spears was 16 when she did Hit Me Baby One More Time.

Ted Nuggent exists too. How many songs about banging 17 year old groupies do we need?

 

[General Patton]

Ted Nuggent exists too. How many songs about banging 17 year old groupies do we need?

The scarier thing is reading about rock stars and 14 year old groupies.