Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

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Lets see how long this lasts. At least Israel got a few swipes in and people have bugged out of the Lebanon suburbs.

What are the odds he didn't even know anything was going on with Beirut until that NBC interviewer asked him about it?

 

[Chuckwagon]

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Lets see how long this lasts. At least Israel got a few swipes in and people have bugged out of the Lebanon suburbs. Im more inclined to trust the plan because Hezbollah can't stop fucking with Israel, so we all know what happens next.

I'll be generous & , give it 12-24 hours max instead of 12-24 minutes.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Lets see how long this lasts. At least Israel got a few swipes in and people have bugged out of the Lebanon suburbs. Im more inclined to trust the plan because Hezbollah can't stop fucking with Israel, so we all know what happens next.

Early warning alerts are in effect in Kiryat Shmona, and the surrounding areas of the Confrontation Line region, Northern Israel.


Womp womp. Five minute ceasefire.


Israel is big mad Trump told them to not hit Beirut.

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut, and any Troops that are on their way, have already been turned back. Likewise, through highly placed Representatives, I had a very good call with Hezbollah, and they agreed that all shooting will stop — That Israel will not attack them, and they will not attack Israel. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Extremely predictable and gay.

 

[the ol IED]

i love trusting the plan

TTFP

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Talks are continuing, at a rapid pace, with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

I can't keep up with the spin. The clown show is moving too fast. Expect a flurry of retorts for Fars and Tasmin claiming the talks have stalled.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

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I can't keep up with the spin. The clown show is moving too fast.

He has to be just trying to spike oil futures at this point. This is, what, an hour away from him saying he felt there has been too much dialogue with Iran?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Trust the plan.

I trust that there is no plan. But that's okay. If we dont know what we are doing then it will be impossible for the Iranians to predict our next course of action!

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

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I can't keep up with the spin. The clown show is moving too fast. Expect a flurry of retorts for Fars and Tasmin claiming the talks have stalled.

Honestly, I don't even want strikes anymore. Anything less than complete nuclear armageddon will not fix my blue balls.

 

[Bangladeshi Kiwi Farmer]

Talks are continuing, at a rapid pace

Are they rap battling?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Israel is big mad Trump told them to not hit Beirut.

They seem legitimately furious over this one. I don't think Trump can smooth this one over after Israel was all hyped to finally strike.

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[Catch The Rainbow]

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Lets see how long this lasts. At least Israel got a few swipes in and people have bugged out of the Lebanon suburbs. Im more inclined to trust the plan because Hezbollah can't stop fucking with Israel, so we all know what happens next.

This can't be, I was assured that Netanyahu controls Trump and that Trump does whatever Bibi wants.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

This can't be, I was assured that Netanyahu controls Trump and that Trump does whatever Bibi wants.

The good thing about this is that it kinda kills that narrative

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

The good thing about this is that it kinda kills that narrative

You'd think so, and yet...

 

[High Heeled Insertion]

Assuming Trump isn’t, of course, just lying. Him (supposedly) directly talking to Hezbollah further legitimizes them. Not that he ever thought that far, of course.

I will admit Trump cuck whipping Bibi and him just taking it is very funny. Some Israelis on tg are rightfully starting to crash out lol

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Now Egypt is involved, apparently. It's a whole who's-who of trying to save this obstinate terrorist proxy.

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[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I'm pretty sure we're approaching the point where the only person that doesn't want Trump to blow shit up is Trump himself

 

[Stoneheart]

Now Egypt is involved, apparently. It's a whole who's-who of trying to save this obstinate terrorist proxy.

Well Israel can work with them, egypt taking over Gaza in exchange for israel only striking outside of beirut.

 

[Post Reply]

This can't be, I was assured that Netanyahu controls Trump and that Trump does whatever Bibi wants.

Somewhere out there is a HarediFarms.net where the sperg-Jews are absolutely chimping out at this news.

 

[Bangladeshi Kiwi Farmer]

>I had a very good call with Hezbollah

It's pretty much over when the US of A is negotiating with high-profile terrorists and openly admitting it. I also don't think Trump is all there. I don't think he has been for a while. He's a decrepit figurehead being manipulated and tard wrangled by an administration full of vultures and con men, many of whom have no interest in this war or America's self-appointed role as world police. In short, the blue-balling will likely see no resolution.