He'd lose his fucking mind if he actually saw what the markups, or rather cost were on shit at restaurants, because his brain can't grasp hiring people, utilities, the lease, etc. while needing to turn a profit.
All of this and more; notably, the service. A waiter/server waits on you and listens to your wants and needs. If you want your borger cooked a certain way, toppings added/withheld; if you want your diet sodies to come with a slice of lemon, if you want this that and whatever, a warm body will make it happen. A manager will comp things for you, at great loss, if there's a fuck up. You can even order an eggless omelette. About the only thing you can't do at a restaurant is get medium rare chicken tendies - sorry foodjacks.
)A few pages back, @rubytintedchix zoomed in on Jack's tip at some gloryhole-in-the-wall restaurant and observed that Jack tipped less than the tax on his order. He effectively tipped uncle sam more than the people serving him.
I think we might be past 30 years now. He was doing his sauce bullshit already by the turn of the century.
He gets that at home for a fraction of the price though, and so could you if only you had a Tammy.Sure, you can customize meals to your heart's content at home (unless you're Jack), but eating out means you can sit in your XXXL booster seat, have your handler film your slack-jawed mouth masticating on a bratwurst cock sandwich, and bark at someone to come do shit for you. Even charge your scootypuff while you eat. (you laugh but...it's a thing.
I saw someone comment on an archived video of Jack complaining about "tipping culture" something along the lines of "I wonder how many boogers and cum parfaits Jack has unknowingly ingested throughout the years?" and I'm starting to wonder myself.
You mean, other than the ones he provided for himself?
I feel your pain! Pilgrim's chicken has become so hard to find nowadays! It used to be carried by most groceries stores, by now the only grocery store that seems to consistently stock it is Piggly Wiggly.
Probably enough that he doesn't think food tastes right without it.
Jack's honeymoon night
You can't get away with cooking goat the way Jack "cooks." It needs to be braised or otherwise cooked low and slow. So yes it's inedible unless you do your work. It's good in a stew or curry when done right. Otherwise it's like trying to eat a shoe.
I was making a cunnilingus "joke", but thanks anyways.
Chicken salt on your fish and chips is legendary, hell even just using it on your potato cakes elevates it, pity its not a thing outside of gods country.
You can buy it online but it's ridiculously expensive.
Chicken salt?
My god, he's so excited to eat middle eastern gas station food. He also has a middle eastern equivalent of "gud salsa gud mexican food", it's "gud falafel, gud middle eastern food"
religious humpty dumpty-lookin' ass.
Seems like something that would be easy and inexpensive to replicate at home, though.
