Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[MadStan]

Wow do you think this will eventually cause countries within europe to look into extracting some of their own readily available oil deposits?

No. IMO. Europe will suffer until they increase renewables and nuclear. They will be beholden to the USA, Arab states etc. people tend to forget civilization has been there for thousands of years and they have depleted many resources (cherry picking like coal in the USA) and just don’t have enough for such a community and density of peoples. There’s oil there around but they just don’t have enough energy unless they import or go nuclear and invest in even more renewables. They along with some Asian countries will feel the heat of the oil shortage to such an extent it could topple their economic models; they are in as a bad position as some of the Asian countries (excluding China).

 

[Post Reply]

US CENTCOM has announced that the US will not accept Iran's attempt to end the ceasefire and will conduct strikes against any targets attempting to violate the mandatory ceasefire.

Pictured: the ceasefire being peacefully imposed at the Gayatollah's house.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Wow do you think this will eventually cause countries within europe to look into extracting some of their own readily available oil deposits?

No, Norway has the EU+UK by the balls.
The rest of Europe (with oil deposits) were too retarded to resist joining the EU.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

IRIB states that if the Zionist Entity bombs Beirut then the ceasefire will NOT be intact.

Promise this time? Because you guys are starting to give Trump's fake red lines a run for their money.

 

[Crex Crex]

I have been freed from janny prison.
Anyway, this "ceasefire" is proof the US should have just gone all in and killed everyone instead of saving a bunch of faggots to enter sham negotiations with. Kill em all, I'm more bloodthirsty than ever.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

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Iran published an evacuation warning for residents of northern Israel!

Statement, cited by Mehr News:




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The violent Israeli attack targeted a building near Jabal Amel Hospital in Tyre, causing casualties and damage to the hospital and its vicinity.


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Hezbollah published an FPV video of targeting a concentration of IDF troops and humvees near Beaufort Castle.

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IRIB states that if the Zionist Entity bombs Beirut then the ceasefire will NOT be intact.

NOT THE EMPTY HUMVEES AND THE ROOF NOOOOOO FUUUU-

I'm seeing stories daily on Tasnim about "hoarded" food being seized by the government.
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One thousand tons of hoarded chicken discovered in Mashhad

Deputy commander of Khorasan Razavi police: One thousand tons of frozen hoarded chicken worth 3 trillion rials were discovered in Mashhad during a rapid operation by special teams of the economic security police.

This is from today.

"Hoarding" in these countries means "having" which is a fuckin GREAT sign if you enjoy starvation.

I have been freed from janny prison.
Anyway, this "ceasefire" is proof the US should have just gone all in and killed everyone instead of saving a bunch of faggots to enter sham negotiations with. Kill em all, I'm more bloodthirsty than ever.

Trump is treating this conflict like the climax in a Tarantino scene. he's stretching that rubber band to its breaking point and you're thinking; ENOUGH STRETCHING, PLEASE, JUST BREAK STUFF. ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The DSP of countries: "I need that money, I really do, I need that money to pay for muh rockets"

Food: $200 billion
Water: $150 billion
Electricity: $300 billion
Missiles to lob at all my neighbors: $360,000 billion
Infrastructure: $100 billion

Can someone who's good at the economy help me budget this? please my people are dying

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Food: $200 billion
Water: $150 billion
Electricity: $300 billion
Missiles to lob at all my neighbors: $360,000 billion
Infrastructure: $100 billion

Can someone who's good at the economy help me budget this? please my people are dying

Have you tried taking all the food, water, electricity, and infrastructure money and putting it towards missiles? Maybe then you can blackmail your neighbors into giving you more money.

 

[ViM]

a shitty MSPaint map of the war in Lebanon edited over a map of the '82 war in Lebanon for context:

The blue line is the Litani River, the blue dashed region is the area Netanyahu said he would "demilitarize" of Hezbollah, the yellow line is the area the IDF has been conducting most operations in and the red line is where the IDF was able to reach after the first day of the 1982 invasion.

Key areas of conflict are circled in red. Going from east to west these are Khiam, Beaufort Castle, Bint Jbeil and Hadatha. More specificity is pretty sketchy but if you want you can just use these two maps (the left is more pro-Hezb and the right more pro-IDF) and split the difference

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Mossad swearing in has been postponed due to call with Net and Trump.

Trump says "we've been talking too much" to Iran

Edit: Updated first image with date/time

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Mossad swearing in has been postponed due to call with Net and Trump.

It's gonna be so gay if it's another "Don't fully strike Beirut, but you can maybe do some targeted assassinations or something" thing.

Trump says "we've been talking too much" to Iran

Lol based.

 

[Unredacted TND]

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Mossad swearing in has been postponed due to call with Net and Trump.
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Trump says "we've been talking too much" to Iran

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>"Ok if true"

What? Is there a change it's a lie? Lmao.

 

[BigJoey41X]

Trump says "we've been talking too much" to Iran

Edit: Updated first image with date/time

Fucking told you Trump is a BITCH ASS PUSSY who can't handle prolonged war, despite all the wishes of everyone else in here to start the strikes once more.

This blockade is just not enough to force these people into the negotiating table once more.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Trump TACO'd out of the Beirut bombing and starts wishcasting about oil. Nothing ever happens bros stay winning.

 

[JayseeDenton]

The DSP of countries: "I need that money, I really do, I need that money to pay for muh rockets"

>We launch back and fourth ovah strait of hormuuuuz!
>Tip me!
>So I can buy stuff to kill juuuuuuz!
>Makin' duuuumb threats, and gettin some back!
>And my warcry?
>Sounds like: AK-BAR-AAAACK!

 

[Queen Aleena]

The ceasefire will continue, by force if necessary.

I cannot think of a more Jewish way to fight a war than

1. Publicly announce negotiations
2. Collapse them (doesn't matter how)
3. Announce a ceasefire
4. Continue bombing runs while accusing your opponent of violating ceasefire (because "they failed negotiations")

It's like if a slumlord was tasked with foreign relations.

 

[Scout Trooper]

I cannot think of a more Jewish way to fight a war than

1. Publicly announce negotiations
2. Collapse them (doesn't matter how)
3. Announce a ceasefire
4. Continue bombing runs while accusing your opponent of violating ceasefire (because "they failed negotiations")

It's like if a slumlord was tasked with foreign relations.

Sounds pretty normal to me in the world of low- to mid-intensity conflict.

 

[Unredacted TND]

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Trump TACO'd out of the Beirut bombing and starts wishcasting about oil. Nothing ever happens bros stay winning.

Trust the plan.

 

[Queen Aleena]

Sounds pretty normal to me in the world of low- to mid-intensity conflict.

Certainly but that certainly doesn't make it any less Jewish. It might even make it moreso.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut, and any Troops that are on their way, have already been turned back. Likewise, through highly placed Representatives, I had a very good call with Hezbollah, and they agreed that all shooting will stop — That Israel will not attack them, and they will not attack Israel. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Lets see how long this lasts. At least Israel got a few swipes in and people have bugged out of the Lebanon suburbs. Im more inclined to trust the plan because Hezbollah can't stop fucking with Israel, so we all know what happens next.